Courtney Love Blogs The VMAs

A whole smattering of new disjointed musings from the immeasurable C. Love
September 8th, 2008

According to the tip sheet that was handed out at the 2008 MTV VMAs yesterday, Courtney Love was not only scheduled to attend the awards show but she was also supposed to walk the red carpet. I immediately thought, Why?, but I was looking forward to seeing her on the red carpet nonetheless so I might ask her for a few blogging tips (ie. what sort of recreational … stuff … or spirited beverages make for the most colorful blogposts). I must assume that MTV put her on the tip sheet because she RSVPed that she would attend. It turns out that she didn’t make it out to the VMAs yesterday, she decided to instead stay home and blog about how much she dislikes the MTV VMAs altogether:


Courtney Love has taken to her Myspace blog to rant about last night’s MTV Video Music Awards, and says that even the fact that her buddy Russell Brand was presenting didn’t entice her into going. “I didnt go to the “VMAS” as we used to call them but theyve gotten so fucking Urban i dont know i guess Van Toffler thought ( hes an exec at MTV ) he was being edgy and he WAS by letting my darkling prince Brand host the mtv awards- but theyre not the “VMAS” and they never will be again,” rants Love. After blasting the ceremony for its urban content, Love tore into clean-living heartthrobs The Jonas Brothers for wearing ‘promise’ rings to proclaim they are preserving their virginity. “i had ZERO desire to watch let alone go and thats one of my very favourite people ive ever known or had the honour of being friends and fiends with hosting it so i feel horribly rude that my desire not to watch assholes with chastity rings- oh for fucks sake ive had some great conversations but not ONE has ever ended in an Orgasm, y’all need some pussy and some cock and shut the hell up-”

Oh yes, C. Love is in fine form with this latest blog post. After the jump, read the entire text of her VMAs treatise which rambles from topic to topic in her best prose. Be warned it’s a long and terrifying read … as always, all spelling and grammatical errors are her own …

Monday, September 08, 2008

how was russell?

i didnt go to the “VMAS” as we used to call them but theyve gotten so fucking Urban i dont know i guess Van Toffler thought ( hes an exec at MTV ) he was being edgy and he WAS by letting my darkling prince Brand host the mtv awards- but theyre not the “VMAS” and they never will be again – i had ZERO desire to watch let alone go and thats one of my very favourite people ive ever known or had the honour of being friends and fiends with hosting it so i feel horribly rude that my desire not to watch assholes with chastity rings- oh for fucks sake ive had some great conversations but not ONE has ever ended in an Orgasm, y’all need some pussy and some cock and shut the hell up- i say this after spending a lovely lovely LOVELY evening with a new friend- friend of Diablos actually’s fathers birthday mostly i sat with his parents and just fell utterly in love i wish they were MY parents- no wonder he directs brilliant horror movies- he has had a pretty perfect life- these two were seriously the nicest parents ive ever met- prettty much- plus i like him alot- but thats enough of my personal life i downloaded every one of Conor Obersts lyrics and read them all ALL straight thru – very impressive- very sexual in a very dark and lyrical no pun intended, way- i actual;ly do sing the word LOVE in the proper context for once in my life on this record- i didnt even choke on my bile when singing it- my gall my biluous misanthropy mysonginay and general isms that im so densely full of i just know i like to write lyrics with my rhyming dictionary and thesaurus on one side of the table- Yeats and Rilke to the other ( Ive passed….WAY passed Fluers De Mal thats for rock writing 101) and listen to people who sing words well who challlenge me and not ONLY will i HAPPILY stick up the 854,000 dollars in American Express Fraud Bills Ryan Assams knowingly used tomake that piece of utter shite- and im repeating myself but tonight this morning my Ipods on shuffle and right after the excellent excellent Bright Eyes song about the you know”i wanna lover who doesnt give a fuck…where is the kid with the chemicals” that one- its beautifully demented that song was a fucking shit shit faux country crap song about trains and longing for Jacksonville, NO NO NO it could NOT BE- i pressed the little button on my Ipod fucking a! Ryan with a cowboy hat or something on..oh just singing BULLSHIT-= hes just not being truthful-= in fact hes so fucking mediocre hes the Dave Grohl of the would be Dylans and hey im one, just cos im a little batshit doesnt mean im not going for the prize- I was ALL ready to finally do my Dylan Rite of Passage cover and its just not meaningful in the context of the dizzying amount of songs we already have and the lyrical challenges that face me i mean to aim for absouloute perfection = and see Bright Eyes – he wraps the melodies about his words- i do not do that i have the melodies first and scat my way thru and see what comes out of me- GOD I DO HAVE A FANTASTIC JOB! my matrices may scatter and shed skins off the red snakes crawling in my sobbing dense demonic hell of self loathing and tossed off Chanel and an Ossie Clarke jumpsuit that i swear to God is the coolest thing ive ever seen-= i have to get it for Noel Fielding- will he really truly appreciate the Pallenberg of this blackthin jersey jumpsuit witha neckplunge down to THERE and a bouncy sac? actually yes- there Noel if you can turn on a computer you just found your christmas present and since im Crashing Guildeford for Xmas anyways- i guess i better be bringing a good present.
Ossie Clarke muthafuckin mick/bianca jumpsuit with sequins i just got off topshop.com and ordered some cute shit for NOTHING A sequined beret and a bowler and my glue gun is …well im CRAFTING you see i have stencils and plasters and all sorts of velvets and laces and dead jewelry and teesny wedding cakes loads of bridal things- im just going to be miss paint the bookshelves Duckegg, Poppy and Chartruese ( GOOOD I LOVE THAT COLOUR CHARTRUESE < AUBERGINE< VERMILLION < NAVAL GREY AND A PAIR OF ROGER VIVIER TARTAN SHOES PLLLEEAASSSE) cos recession leads to not so many trips to Chanel or Fendi or Prada althought that woman is a goddess she gives me the best discount ever- you cant do much damage ina paints and crafts store dammit and ei may suck at assembling rusty shit and all but i can put a shell on a thumbtack witha glue gun like anyone else dammit!
well did my brother from another mother go down well with yall? he looked very NOT nervous. I love Russell, VIVA YOU MOTHERFUCKER I LOVE YOU AN DAM PROUD OF YOU BABY!
how stinking and vile to high fucking hell is music right now- christ id like to shoot it between its eyes- its making me want to write serious tell all books where i am NOT ladylike in my tales- but i shant no i shant - and yes i will pick on Ryan Adams mediocrity until the day he dies because hes just shit- in the sense that unlike Lanegan or Oberst the guy has NO CLUE who he is- yeah eh REALLY misses Jacksonville - why ? cos i own half of it? if you want to discuss Jackson ville then play me "Simple Man " from Skynrd REALLY LOUD- or listen to it on the Almost faMous soundtrack i doubt Camero( Crowe) will take away credit for MY pushing that song on that movie and do i get credit for "Tiny Dancer" in the bus? i dammed well better SHARE in it cos music cues are everything
i went to my friends top floor and one of his movies has a girl i tried to sort of save from herself when she was young- er- shes a fucking beast but i always like the crazies and i simply recognised her tits- thats how jaded i am feeling i can recognise a girls tits- tits are very much NOT the same you know- best pair i ever did see was shall i kiss and tell?
naw.
clue
shes in hiding, exiled, and she likes teensy vintage bags , opiates, and is very pretty and insanely patholiogical i mean she lies like noone ive ever known, but i still like her and i hope she comes out of this self exile shit soon shes well missed- her drama and her ....well her tits.
yes yes im sorryt o be even a teesny bit negative -that Cardinals shit just bugged me thru an dthru its a waste cos the guy had a little something a small smear of x factor once a long time ago.... and he appears to have whored it out whilst WHILST STEALING FROM ME and im disgusted and waiting for his apology, how dare he write some minor subtle response questioning my err"sanity" when HES GOT OUTBOARD GEAR AND THE VERY STUDIO HE WORKED AT ON MY AMEX - anyone anytime whod like to see the amex bills please let me know- its from cards applied for without my knowledge using monies from End of Music; Kurts publishing and drained out through forged powers of attorney and trusteeships and two corrupt bank loan officers- SEVENTY FOUR VISAS ive been informed- so dont think 29 amexes is lame- i didnt do it- i just had no sense of what my financial life was or how to cherish it and to guard it and to portect my family= my mother in law ins on her FIFTEENTH felonious refinance and Kurts ssn has 152 properties on it and 24 names- hes been dead and gone some 16 years and yet hes still buying up Michigan an d Gerogia and Florida- and well lets not forget NEW JERSEY AND NE WYORK AND PROBABLY MORE PROPERTY IN CALIFORNIA THAN ANYWHERE he appears Kurt does to very much like teh Hills of Beverly cos he ahs a 6.8 million dollar house on Summiot- yep it says right here- Kurt Donald Cobain, and i have the APN number and everything- i wonder who actually live sthere-. i think the slithering shitsack should answer the door when i getthere and dotn reverse phone numbers jhust tellyoyu the world? my MY!
i got the deeds to alot of the the bogus properties- its pretty gruesome- but i can do something about it i guiess fax it to the proper authoprities- these people doing the naming are idiiots how is it possible that past and previopus occupients of a smallish expensive house in Atlanta all have surnames beginning with the lettter "A"?
i mean about 60 people living in this little pad with a surname with the letter "A" some actually born in 1857! but using Kurt Cobains SSN anyway! its just rape and im getting orange jumpsuit level homicidal about this pillaging. this Gorging. Bankers and CPas are supposed to be trsutworthy. thats what the Government of the United States says. teh FTIC says. the law says.
after i send them to the people whose job it is to stop the 4 TRILLION a year Mortagge Fraud industry , i can happily l;et itgo wonder if when i should do that, i find it shocking the count of people who knew and know this is currently going on thes ehouses getting flipped frponm fake name to fake name year after year i eman a surname like LAFAUX doesnt say anything to you? how about ALBINO, Negro? born 1888. Seriously. Kurts Neighbour in Woodhaven AND Islip NY is mr Negro ALbino, perhaps they just needed an "a: surname desperately , ive also seen the presdient of the chruch of scientologys name as a neighbour in Kentucky- yeah= ha ha.
i did NOT fund a Ryan Cardinals record neither did i purchase it for my ipod in fact that THAT is from THIS years amex fraud and im predtty sure who likes to pretend they are part of the "music biz" and not the criminal class from my past who likes to use my phony ssn with the ghetto credit. but fuck it, its irrelevant, i am DAMMIT CELEBRATORY- i love when a friend does well and Russell appears to have done quite well- ist not exactltya fucking rock fest at mtv its...... "date my mom" remember- and it will never revert back to reliably rock n roll- its just the economiclevel of thier decision marketing wise to "grow with thier audience"" aka save mass money on shows by just predating on peoples insane desire and frenzy to be on insanely dysfunction al reality shows for free.
well all i know is Lachapelle is directing my videos and they can play them if they want to - i love making art with David and speaking of art how excited are we all
that Tarantino is FINALLY making his Inglourious Bastards WW2 movie- fuck YEAH, and im shocked as shit my friend is IN it , hes a director! but maybe itll be like Spike Jonez that adorable muffin of a man in Three Kings wich i still love madly.
Christ i need to watch more movies i need to really go ona jag, but wait im making a record ill go on a jag after- i have a great Producer /boss/director/collabortaor and the best band ill ever be in ever. so HALLEFUCKINGLULJAH.
merry christmas and god bless the germans and tiny tim
whose actually FINISHED "Bleak House"?
im living it so i was just wondering.......
to jung to Jung to Jung to Jung i go clothian and numinous to Jung to Jung i go.

comfy in my own skin and bloody murderous!
KooKoo

Um, what? It should be noted that her blogpost was posted at 6:42AM this morning … now, I’m not sure if that means that she woke up bright and early to start blogging OR she happened to stay up at all hours of the night and then blogged but … in either case, it’s classic Courtney Love genius. I’m having a hard time deciphering some of the major themes of this particular blogpost. There’s an awful lot of cursing going on which, to be honest, isn’t something that she always does when she blogs. I mean, yes, she does pepper her posts with the occasional curse word or two but this one seems especially curse-laden … mebbe she was just having a bad day/night/trip? Thoughts?

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19 Responses to “Courtney Love Blogs The VMAs”

  1. lindyloo Says:

    Dear Courtney,
    I fucking love you!
    please never change.
    wtf is happening to America? the land that gave us kurt cobain, the doors, NIN, Madonna and many more outspoken talented people is turning into a snoozfest.
    America, I do love and respect you but you need to sort this shit out.
    The disney channel doesn’t constitute talent.
    wake the fuck up!
    from a Brit who loves America but hates the disney tweens.

  2. Amber Says:

    The jab at Dave Grohl wasn’t cool. She’s got a constant need to attack people via blog– it doesn’t entice me to buy her records.

  3. debho Says:

    Poor old Courtney, trying to be au courant with the blogging and the bad language. She’s so yesterday, and sadly she knows it.

  4. Melinda Says:

    She is a complete and utter train wreck when it comes to these blogs!!! I swear……it is like watching ADHD come out of a person and spew onto paper………I love when an artist (and I use that term VERY LOOSELY for her) has something meaningful and deep to say……….but hers seems to be the ramblings of an insane person. Lord Courtney…….do not drink and blog…….

  5. Lisa Says:

    She needs to have her internet license revoked. Oy what a mess.

  6. mimi Says:

    uh.. what?
    how does she raise her kid?

  7. lou Says:

    i don’t listen to much pop, top 40. i don’t watch videos. i don’t know much about the music these days BUT I do know that Courtney Love is completely irrelevant..

  8. Lexie Says:

    God i love her. She would have made the VMA’s interesting. She should have co-hosted with Brand.

  9. Joanne Says:

    Sorry but I love her! “My desire not to watch assholes with chastity rings” – she read my mind! Through her madness there are funny moments that cut through the B.S in the entertainment world. She obviously saves her thoughts up and purges them all at once. It’s her blog – she can do it her way …

  10. glou Says:

    tl;dr

    but i appreciate that she put the crazy courtney love musings out there!

  11. las Says:

    what a piece of trash

  12. Huh? Says:

    God, I feel so sorry for the Bean. Act your freaking age, lady! You’re an embarassment to your kid and to anyone who was ever a fan of yours, including me. Just go away!! Go on now! GO!!

  13. Jake Says:

    Holy crap that was some of the best writing I have ever had the pleasure to read. I freaking love that woman. I hope she never changes. I don’t think she’s crazy to live in Hollywood and to be sane is crazy.

  14. Jane Says:

    MTV bites as does VH-1 and their respective spin-offs. Back in The Day they were actually cool and played Music Videos from legit talented performers. Are there even Music Videos anymore? It’s all BS reality shizz and tween/teen retarded dramas. I totally agree w Courtney! I feel sorry for kids today who only have this crap to listen to. No wonder so many Young Folk are listening to Classic Rock and going back to when Music was Music – not this techno lame-ass slut-based angry ranting shit.

  15. Laura Says:

    oh dear, i love her so much. i just can’t help myself.

  16. bitchchelsea Says:

    she is plainly and simply Nucking Futs.

  17. Jus sayin Says:

    Dave Grohl :: Selling out two nights at Wembley Stadium

    Courtney Love:: Staying home from the VMAs and blogging

    I think he’s doing alright.

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  19. sanjica Says:

    Courtney is awesome! And she’s absolutely right about at least two things: VMA sucks and Bright Eyes and Connor Oberst’s lyrics rock.

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