Chris Evans Likes To Jump, Doesn’t Like Antiperspirant

Um, ew!
September 10th, 2008

Hottie Chris Evans was spied making his way out of the new Hollywood hotspot Apple nightclub last night and was apparently in a very good mood … well, a giddy mood, at the very least. Here are a few pics of the lad cheesing it up for the paps:


I gotta say, it takes a lot to make Chris Evans not look totally hawt … I think pit stains might fall into that category. On the plus side, his whimsical nature adds to his appeal … and a simple removal of said soaked shirt would immediately negate the unsightly pit stain image. I don’t know that many people would have a problem with just a sweaty, shirtless Chris Evans jumping around on the streets of Hollywood, right?

[Photo credit: X17]

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17 Responses to “Chris Evans Likes To Jump, Doesn’t Like Antiperspirant”

  1. GossipGirlFan Says:

    I wouldn’t care if he was sweaty and smelly. I would take him either way. Yes please!

  2. Mr. Gyllenhaal Says:

    I hope he gets that sweaty with me:)!!!

  3. Amber Says:

    sometimes when your hot you can still sweat through antiperspirant. It’s normal to sweat, get over it!

  4. Betch Says:

    it;s just a sweat stain.. god

  5. MikeinSanJose Says:

    Ummm… He just came out of a nightclub. Of COURSE he’s gonna be hot ‘n’ sweaty and TASTY!!

    I’m wondering why the bulge in the first two pics hasn’t gotten any attention.

    SOMEone is getting Sloppy! ;-)

  6. Dave Says:

    I don’t have a pit fetish …. well…maybe I do.

    I don’t have a pit STAIN fetish, but hey, I think that looks kinda hot. You know, a guy sweats and sometimes it shows, and that’s kinda what I like about guys. They’re not perfect…but they sure are cute!

    Great pics in my book!

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  8. Thomas Says:

    Um…YOU writing “eew” on Chris Evans? For ANY reason? Reality check!

  9. Kyle Michel Sullivan Says:

    Ex-CUSE ME?! you’re putting Chris down for being sweaty? Talk about fucked-up priorities. I don’t care if his shirt is dripping with sweat — he’s too damn hot to be anything but gorgeous. Jeez — talk about your superficial queen.

  10. It's Trent, Bitch! Says:

    Clearly Thomans and Kyle missed the obvs intent of my post. You are Ex-CUSED :)

  11. Tralfaz Says:

    YUM!!

    He flash his sweaty pits at me ANYTIME!

  12. It's Trent, Bitch! Says:

    Actually, I glisten glitter :)

  13. lou Says:

    sweating is good for you. i think it’s more gross to clog up your glands with toxic stuff to prevent you from sweating lol.

  14. nc Says:

    I want some of that! lol

  15. javajunkie Says:

    this is a pretty stupid comment, pit stains…um everyone gets them, it’s impossible not to, and HELLO! it’s CHRIS EVANS!! i’ll gladly lick up those pits clean! he would look even more hot soaking wet

  16. usually a lover, right now a hater Says:

    its a natural thing to sweat, everyone does it including you, and its rude to comment on something its hard to control. antipersperant doesn’t help sweating it just makes it smell better. im glad hes not ashamed of it jumping up with his hands in the air and you shouldn’t pick on someone who is that confident about it!

  17. samiam Says:

    seriously people, check out the bulge in the first 2 pics! so not only is he hot, apparently he packs heat down below…;)

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