Sep 18, 2008
365 Days Of Cristiano Ronaldo
Calendar boy

Cristiano Ronaldo fans — take note! The official 2009 Cristiano Ronaldo Calendar is now available for order … and here is our first look at some of the images from his hot new celebrity product:


Dayum. Cristiano is a hottie but these photos are among the hottest pics of the lad that I think I’ve ever seen … well done Danilo Celebrity Calendar makers. He looks so much better when he’s not fried to within an inch of his life … he looks very, very nice … yes?

[Source, thanks Kevin]

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14 Comments. Add Yours

  1. Mr. Gyllenhaal says:

    He does nothing for me. Nothing at all. I don’t know why but he just looks like a big old jack ass when I look at him.

  2. Raf says:

    You actually find this useless, overpaid, over-tanned waste of space attractive? Riiiiiight. That speaks VOLUMES about you.

  3. christine says:

    yeah, he does nothing for me. and that’s my type, tall and dark

  4. SalvadorDalí says:

    OMG!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR THIS!!!!!! I HAVE GOT TO GET THAT CALENDAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. PixieBassline says:

    He makes me kinda nauseous…. he should work on bulking-up those girly legs, so they’ll match his chest.

  6. Panti Christ says:

    Okay, not tryin’ to be a total Debbie-downer, but I think that calendar is cheesy and I’d be embarassed to have it up on the wall!

  7. LOVECarrie says:

    UM, pass. Keep him, and gimme Becks. (Which coming from someone like me….is quite a feat!)

  8. Irma says:

    As a player, he’s pretty good. His personality though is awful. He’s still something nice to look at though.

  9. Ms. Money says:

    If you want to check the size of a guys johnson without getting to the point of no return….check out the size of his thumbs, girth, length…is pretty accurate. Poor Cristiano….his thumbs are tiny………..

  10. Ed says:

    Cristiano is sexy. I prefer him instead of Beckham.

  11. schmee says:

    The size of a guy’s thumb? Kiddo you need to get out more, the average thumb is way smaller than the average whatsit. Whoever told you that a thumb sized willie was normal lied to you…

  12. ria says:

    wtf he is not a ‘useless, overpaid, over-tanned waste of space’! his arrogant personality and looks are irrelevant to his immense soccer talent.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09.....ref=slogin

  13. Tammy says:

    YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO BUYING THIS FOR ME AND MY PORTUGESE SISTER IN LAWS!

  14. tina says:

    EWWWWWWWW,

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