365 Days Of Cristiano Ronaldo
Cristiano Ronaldo fans — take note! The official 2009 Cristiano Ronaldo Calendar is now available for order … and here is our first look at some of the images from his hot new celebrity product:

Dayum. Cristiano is a hottie but these photos are among the hottest pics of the lad that I think I’ve ever seen … well done Danilo Celebrity Calendar makers. He looks so much better when he’s not fried to within an inch of his life … he looks very, very nice … yes?
[Source, thanks Kevin]
Tags: Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro


September 18th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
He does nothing for me. Nothing at all. I don’t know why but he just looks like a big old jack ass when I look at him.
September 18th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
You actually find this useless, overpaid, over-tanned waste of space attractive? Riiiiiight. That speaks VOLUMES about you.
September 18th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
yeah, he does nothing for me. and that’s my type, tall and dark
September 18th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
OMG!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR THIS!!!!!! I HAVE GOT TO GET THAT CALENDAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 18th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
He makes me kinda nauseous…. he should work on bulking-up those girly legs, so they’ll match his chest.
September 18th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Okay, not tryin’ to be a total Debbie-downer, but I think that calendar is cheesy and I’d be embarassed to have it up on the wall!
September 18th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
UM, pass. Keep him, and gimme Becks. (Which coming from someone like me….is quite a feat!)
September 18th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
As a player, he’s pretty good. His personality though is awful. He’s still something nice to look at though.
September 18th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
If you want to check the size of a guys johnson without getting to the point of no return….check out the size of his thumbs, girth, length…is pretty accurate. Poor Cristiano….his thumbs are tiny………..
September 18th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Cristiano is sexy. I prefer him instead of Beckham.
September 18th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
The size of a guy’s thumb? Kiddo you need to get out more, the average thumb is way smaller than the average whatsit. Whoever told you that a thumb sized willie was normal lied to you…
September 18th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
wtf he is not a ‘useless, overpaid, over-tanned waste of space’! his arrogant personality and looks are irrelevant to his immense soccer talent.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/14/sports/playmagazine/0914play-GIFT.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=cristiano%20ronaldo&st=cse&oref=slogin
September 19th, 2008 at 1:04 am
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO BUYING THIS FOR ME AND MY PORTUGESE SISTER IN LAWS!
September 24th, 2008 at 1:24 am
EWWWWWWWW,