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Last week it was revealed that Miley Cyrus and underwear model Justin Gaston were hookin’-up (tho Miley insists the pair are “just friends”) … and it looks like whatever it is that they’re doing together is still happening. Here are new pics of Miley and Justin (Mistin? Jiley?) out together for a night on the town at Universal Studios CityWalk with mama Tish Cyrus acting as chaperone:

Just friends my booty but … whatevs. He’s an ubercutie, I don’t blame Miss Cyrus one bit for wanting to hang out with this cutiepie. Incidentally, as an update to THIS post on Miley‘s alleged desire to end her run on the Disney series Hannah Montana, Cyrus herself tells People magazine that she is “fully committed to Hannah Montana” … uh huh:

Hannah Montana fans can release a collective sigh of relief: Despite reports of an early exit, teen superstar Miley Cyrus says she isn’t retiring her blonde wig anytime soon. “I am fully committed to Hannah Montana. It’s what gave me this amazing opportunity to reach out to so many people,” Cyrus tells PEOPLE, adding, “I couldn’t do it alone. We have an amazing cast that is so supportive, including my dad who has been there for me every step of the way.” … A Disney Channel rep calls talk of on-set squabbles “just gossip,” while a source close to Miley Cyrus says: “It’s a lot of craziness. Miley is really devoted to the show and she’s really upset by the gossip,” continues the source. “Miley is never late to work. Every minute of her day is planned out. When she’s not shooting the movie or the series, she’s recording the [Hannah Montana] soundtrack. She has a lot invested in Hannah Montana. It’s not going away any time soon.” On set “they’re like a big family,” says the source. “Emily and Miley are like sisters. Occasionally they have disagreements but they make up and they never let it effect their work.”

Well of course Disney is gonna make sure that they paint a perfect picture regarding their relationship with Miley Cyrus. I kinda don’t believe this kumbaya lovefest that they’re trying to peddle but … I guess we’ll see. Why is it that Miley Cyrus tends to draw the biggest attention over the most non-issues in Hollywood? First it was that Vanity Fair thing and now this … man, it really looks like she’s gonna have a very long career in Tinsel Town.

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The CW was gracious enough to share a few preview photos from tomorrow’s episode, titled Wide Awake and Dreaming, of 90210 where West Beverly High alum Brenda Walsh (Shannen Doherty) directs the new West Bev gang in their high school production of the hit Broadway musical Spring Awakening:

But, I know that some folks don’t like to read/see/hear about spoilers before the episodes air so I’m putting all the spoilery stuff behind the cut. After the jump, check out a few preview pics of tomorrow’s ep along with a short episode synopsis …

In celebration of Time Out magazine’s 40th anniversary, Time Out New York features Saturday Night Live comedienne Amy Pohler (among others) in a new interview with the mag wherein she talks about her fave NY things and also poses for a supercute new photospread where she shows off her burgeoning baby bump. Here are a few pics from her photoshoot and a portion of her interview:

Time Out: What do you love about doing comedy in New York?
Amy Poehler: New York is so accessible to the lifestyle we were leading when we first moved there. You can eat really cheaply and buy nitrous at the deli before your show.

Time Out: What’s the biggest thing to happen to the city in the last 13 years?
Amy Poehler: Well, what do you think that answer’s gonna be? For me, it’s the new restaurant next to Kiehl’s.

Time Out: What’s your favorite place or thing in New York?
Amy Poehler: During the blackout our theater [UCB Theater] didn’t lose power for some reason. Everyone in the neighborhood came over and some people slept there. We performed all night.

Time Out: I was there the first night the theater reopened after 9/11, for performers only. It was a very special gathering.
Amy Poehler: Yeah, in the past 13 years, when the shit goes down, we meet there. It’s a great place to be when the world goes to shit.

Time Out: Complete the sentence: New York is…
Amy Poehler: …full of cheeseburgers.

Aww I love it … and I love that Time Out NY chose Amy as one of their 40 Most Amazingest New Yorkers Ever for this issue of their mag. Amy is a doll and she looks absolutely beautiful with a baby bump. I’m utterly convinced that she is going to be the coolest mom ever … even tho a little part of me thinks that she may kinda be a little like the character she played in her last movie (with Tina Fey) Baby Mama. Whatevs, I’d love to have Amy Poehler as a mom … wouldn’t you?

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Last week we got our first look at the official 2009 Cristiano Ronaldo Calendar and today we get to see a few images from the official 2009 David Beckham Calendar. Some of you may recall that some of of these photos have already been published in the September issue of Men’s Health magazine … which is fine by me cuz I really thought Becks looked hawt in those photos. Here is what at least half of the David Beckham Calendar for 2009 will look like:

Curiously (or mebbe not) both the Beckham and the Ronaldo calendar are published by the same celebrity calendar manufacturer, Danilo. You know, Cristiano looks pretty good in his calendar but I deffo think the hotness edge goes to Becks. I was very impressed with this photoshoot when it first appeared in the pages of Men’s Health magazine … these pics make for a great calendar. Wee … what a way to spend the year. So who do y’all think makes the hotter calendar boy — Becks or Cristiano?

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Michael Phelps made a special guest appearance on ABC last night during Jimmy Kimmel‘s Big Night of Stars pre-Emmy Awards special. Phelpsie made a cameo in a Grey’s Anatomy spoof that introduced him as a new character on the show — Dr. McSwimmy. Here are a few screencaps from the spoof:

Not only was this little skit funnier than the entire Emmy Awards show itself (or so I hear) but it was infinitely funnier than any of his skits from his appearance on Saturday Night Live last weekend. After the jump, check out the full video of this Grey’s spoof for yourselves …

Earlier this morning David and I made our way out to the Eld Hestar (Volcano Horses) horse farm to embark on a 3-hour Meadows and Mountains horse ride. Now, I haven’t been on a horse in many, many years (I think the last time was in 6th grade winter camp) so I was very excited to get the chance to go horse riding again. To be honest, I hadn’t really anticipated how messy the whole enterprise is … but I didn’t let that deter me. It was muddy, smelly and unfortch poopy but we had an amazing time nonetheless. Here are a few pics from our fun earlier today … I never learned the name of my Icelandic steed so I decided to name him (I think it was a he) Íquus:

We had so much fun … but I can already tell that we are gonna be a couple of sore mofos tomorrow. I hadn’t anticipated how bumpy riding a horse over rough terrain was … it was kinda like riding around in the SuperJeep but without heated leather seats and a seat belt. I loved my horse … not so much his poopy nature but, eh, I lived with it :) The Icelandic horse is so beautiful, it was really quite a treat to be able to ride them. You will note that I had to take a pic with a brown horse that seemed to have bleached blonde hair … I felt a kinship with him.

Tonight I think we’re gonna venture out to check out the bar scene … tomorrow, wee, we’re headed for the Blue Lagoon geothermic pool spa so that we can try and undo all the muscle strain we did today. I am a bit sad that our time here in Reykjavik is flying by so quickly … I could deffo spend more time here. I already know that I want to come back … and possibly buy a SuperJeep of my own ;)

• Lakeview Terrace was the #1 movie at the box office this weekend.
• Click HERE to watch some clips from 9 to 5: The Musical.
• Click HERE to see the list of new nominees for induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
• Tina Fey likes playing Sarah Palin but says she IS NOT a fan of her politics.
• Parents.com names the Best Pregs Celebs of 2008.
• Vogue Hommes Japan is where it’s at, yo.
• Quelle surprise,the 60th Annual Emmy Awards hit an all-time ratings low.
• The PLAY Underwear models take over Splash Bar in NYC.
• Click HERE for your first look at the administration of GWB in Oliver Stone‘s world.
• Click HERE to see a plethora of beauties at the 60th Annual Emmy Awards.
• Baby got much back.
• Jessica Alba shows off her slim post-baby body at the beach.
• Halle takes her little Berry to the park.
• Scott Baio is 47, Joan Jett is 50 and Nick Cave is 51 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• New music from The Strokes gets posted online.
• Nick Cave is readying his second novel.
• A tire blow-out is thought to be the cause for Saturday’s tragic plane crash involving Travis Barker and DJ AM.

For some reason, as yet fully unknown to me, Ryan Seacrest decided to whip out his video camera and record footage of Emmy Award winning host of Survivor, Jeff Probst, nekkid from the waist up while backstage at the Nokia Theater for the 60th Annual Emmy Awards in LA last night — and then share it with the InterWeb … so natch, we have to take a look. Here are a few screencaps of the shirtless Probst with another shirtless and overly hairy man named Vic:

Is it really wrong that I don’t really mind the sight of Jeff Probst sans shirt? Am I alone? Click HERE to watch this video footage in full … if you dare … then lemme know what you think.

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Jennifer Lopez has made her way to Athens, Greece this past weekend to kick off her new world tour, playing in front of 11,000 people at the Olympic Stadium. But before she took to the stage to put on her show, she took some time to pose for some pretty pictures at the Erechtheion temple near the Acropolis in a new photoshoot, behold:

Wearing a dreamy flowing strapless blue dress, Lopez gazed intensely into the camera of Greek-born photographer Spyros Poros. Lopez, with her hair curly, can be seen holding herself up between two huge pillars of the ancient Erechtheion, on the north side of the Acropolis. While it is still unclear what the photos will be used for, there were rumours that they would appear in a weekly magazine. One fan wrote on the singer’s fan site: “She looks absolutely gorgeous. The whole town is at her feet. She is very friendly and waves to the cameras.” Lopez was in Greece for a single concert on Saturday, wearing three outfits for her performance, including a white Charleston-like dress, a black body-hugging outfit and a gold-coloured short dress with black knee-high boots.

While I wasn’t too fond of the fortune-telling outfit that J. Lo wore in Portofino, Italy last week I gotta say that she does look pretty spectacular in these photos. I don’t think that the O face is all that necessary but I do love her dress and I’m pretty certain that these pics will turn out very hawt. Me likey.

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At the risk that it might be too early in the day for nekkid penis, I feel incumbent to share a completely NSFW image (courtesy of Made In Brazil) from the Tom Ford Spring ad campaign that was shot by photographer Terry Richardson and features the fully frontally nude Brazilian model Alex Schultz:

Much like the Abercrombie & Fitch philosophy that one can sell more clothing by featuring hot, nekkid models in your ad campaigns, Tom Ford seems pretty confident that a lack of clothing on the right person might inspire shoppers to buy his designs. Eh, who am I to judge? After the jump, check out the TOTALLY NSFW uncensored image above …