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Kanye West, freshly sprung from jail after getting arrested at LAX Airport yesterday morning for destroying a paparazzo’s camera, has finally made is way to Hawaii (his original intended destination of out of LAX yesterday) and has already blogged about the incident:

Kanye blogs:

We back in the lab!!! I’m cool with the paparazzi. This guy wasn’t cool. I gotta work now… I’ll rant later!

While I think it’s nice and mature that Kanye is trying to make nice with the paparazzi as a whole … I think I prefer Best Week Ever‘s take on what Kanye should’ve blogged about this incident:

I am sick of negative people who sit around waiting for their chance 2 throw me in jail for freakin out on some paparazzi and breaking they camera!!!! WHAT IS THIS??!!!??!?!!!!!! I WAS JUST WALKING THROUGH THE AIRPORT TRYING TO GO TO MY MURAKAMI JET WHEN THESE BITCHES START FLASHING MY PICTURE AND FORCING ME TO TAKE AWAY THEIR NIKON D7000 – a wonderful model of professional digital camera – AND SMASH IT ON THE MOTHERF*CKING GROUND!!!! Lemme tell y’all what really happened with this shit. I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE INSULTED IN MY LIFE!!!!! I didn’t do nothing wrong except try to protect my right to privacy as a citizen and these bitches think they can put me in jail instead of them paparazzi motherf*ckers. THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!! This is like Martin Luther King Jr’s letter from the Birmingham jail, except I’m in LA and I AM THE GREATEST!!!!! These haterz are gonna be sorry they did this shit when my AMAZING new album 808’s & Heartbreak drops in December. I been workin’ my motherf*cking ass off on this music because I’m a real motherf*cking artist and this is my masterpiece and these bitches are just tryin’ 2 shoot me down. But I can pay my f*ckin bail with the change in my pocket, and all y’all are gonna BOW DOWN BY THE TIME I’M DONE WITH THIS SH*T!!!! I’M PUTTIN’ Y’ALL ON LOVE LOCKDOWN WHEN I GET OUT OF LOCKDOWN!!!!

JAIL SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!

Brills. Get back to work, Kanye. Holla.

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Earlier this week we learned that Elisha Cuthbert will be reprising her role as Kiefer Sutherland‘s on-screen daughter in the upcoming new season of 24 … but did y’all know that Kief has a real-life daughter, too? I didn’t … which is why these pics of Kiefer and his daugher Sarah Jude were a big surprise to me. Check out these pics of daughter and dad hanging out together in NYC this week:

I also didn’t know that the runic tattoo oh his forearm was real … I’ve seen it before but for some reason I always thought it was a fake tattoo used for his movies. I tried to decipher the runes but I am more familiar with the Futhark Rune alphabet rather than the Icelandic Rune alphabet which I learned are the runes used for Kiefer‘s tattoo. I understand the tattoo reads, “I Trust You to Kill Me” which doesn’t sound like a nice message but prolly holds some significance for the Kief-man (UPDATE: Pink reader Char informs me that I Trust You To Kill Me is the title of Rocco Deluca and the Burden‘s album and that Kiefer manages them). Totally off topic, I’ve contemplated getting a runic tattoo myself … and may still one day, even if Kiefer did it first ;) ANYWAYS … I was quite surprised to learn this new info about Kiefer Sutherland so I thought I’d share. Any other interesting Kiefer tidbits that I’m unaware of?

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Earlier this week it was reported that Channing Tatum got engaged to his longtime girlfriend Jenna Dewan while the pair were vacationing in Hawaii and today we have a few pics of the lad enjoying some downtime at the beach by his lonesome … you will note that he is blowing kisses to me … er, well, to the cameras, that is:

Boo … it’s a bummer that the lad had to go and get himself engaged … I mean, I’m sure he’s in love and all that mess but there’s something so … final … about getting married. This hunk ‘o man should be free from commitments and, you know, a wife ;) I keed, I keed … I actually really like him with Jenna. She is beautiful and they always look so happy together. After the jump, check out a few pics of the happy couple enjoying the Hawaiian beach together …

Guy Ritchie celebrated the big 4-0 earlier this week in the Mayfair district of London at the pub he owns with wife Madonna (The Punchbowl) and it looks like homeboy had himself a great time. Madonna, I understand, did not. According to reports, she bolted from the soiree at 10PM to take the kiddies home and didn’t come back. Here are a few pics of the birthday boy partying and his barretted bride Maddy bolting on his birthday night:

Guy Ritchie spent most of his 40th birthday celebrations without wife Madonna. Along with their children, Madonna joined her husband Wednesday at their Mayfair pub The Punchbowl for a low-key party with Trudie Styler and David Gest, among others. Around 10 p.m., Madonna (who is in the middle of her Sticky and Sweet tour) and the kids called it a night. After helping them to a waiting car, he then returned to the pub to keep partying, London’s Daily Mail reports. He didn’t call it a night until 4 a.m. No doubt Ritchie had fun: He was photographed making goofy faces all night and revelers were heard belting out old-fashioned classics such as “My Old Man’s a Dustman” and “It’s a Long Way to Tipperary,” according to the Daily Mail.

I mean, it makes sense … Maddy is on tour right now, she can’t be partying into the wee hours of the night. I think it’s very cool that she came out to the party at all. I imagine it’s difficult to get Maddy off her regimented routine while she is on tour … it must be lurve if she goes against the grain just for her hubby’s birthday. This is just further proof to me that their marriage is sound and everything is A-OK. Yes?

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In just a few hours I will board a plane bound for NYC so that I can be with David to celebrate his upcoming birthday so I’m trying to get as much work done as I can before I have to jet. It’s been a mostly chill week but yesterday was a bit frantic for me. I had a lot of laundry and packing to do (I’m still not entirely done) but it was a very productive day. I spent a good portion of the day thinking about the events that occurred in our country 7 years ago yesterday … there has been much healing but, as I said, it’s day that should be treated with reverence.

Last night, I met up with Darion and Kirsten to officially welcome her back to the US from OZ. She had to go away for a few weeks to take care of her visa issues but now she’s back and she’ll be staying here for a very long time :) It was amazing getting to see her again! We supped at our fave restaurant Rambutan and then headed over to the Cha Cha Lounge in Silverlake to grab some beers and take a whole bunch of fun photobooth pics:

Oh yes, we had a blast :)

On a personal note, I have to send out Birthday Lurve to a very close friend of mine in Louisiana who is celebrating his birthday today. Mikey, have a very happy birthday … I miss and love you!!

I have a few more things to get done before I take off but, never fear, I’ll be comin’ atcha from the East Side all next week. Holla atcha boy! Or, you know, don’t.

• Jamie Lynn Spears is sneakier than I thought.
• Lauren LC Conrad to add the title “author” to her resume.
• Batman: The Dark Knight will get a re-release in early 2009 just in time for the Oscar push.
• Snoop Dogg is allowed back in OZ.
• Did John Lennon really want a little more from bandmate Paul McCartney?
• Live from New York, it’s Senator Barack Obama.
• Charlie Gibson of ABC News talks to Sarah Palin about her views on foreign policy … which is interesting since Sarah Palin got her first passport EVER this year.
• Man make-up is coming your way.
• Liz Taylor really likes hanging out with her gays at The Abbey here in West Hollywood, CA.
• Sophie Monk goes for a bike ride, leaves her top at home.
• Rose is red.
• Madonna draws some famous friends to her London show.
• America Ferrera has ugly things to say about shows like The Hills and Gossip Girl.
• Jennifer Hudson is 27, Benjamin McKenzie (The OC) is 30, Paul Walker (The Fast and the Furious) is 35 and Ben Folds is 42 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Click HERE to find out who is the Most Overpaid Actor.
• DMX is freed from one jail so that he can get sent to another jail.
• Star Jones and Al Reynolds are totally, finally, officially dunzo.

The Project Runway Season 5 Finale Fashion Show took place in Bryant Park this morning to close out New York Fashion Week and Heidi Klum made a stunning announcement at the start of the show. Apparently, due to a foot injury, the celebrity guest judge (whose identity we found out HERE) for this season’s Finale Fashion Show had to pull out of doing their duties:

The horror, you say … right? I know! After the jump, find out exactly what Heidi said when she made the announcement this morning and find out who they got to fill in …

Got some good news and some sad news for fans of Sarah McLachlan … on the upside, Sarah Mac is releasing a greatest hits album in early October which features two new songs U Want Me 2 and Don’t Give Up on Us … on the downside, those songs were inspired by Sarah‘s separation from her husband of 11 years, Ashwin Sood :( Looks like they’re dunzo, y’all:

The two new songs on Sarah McLachlan’s upcoming greatest hits album — “U Want Me 2″ and “Don’t Give Up on Us” — come from an extremely personal place. “I’m separating from my husband, so these are the songs about that,” McLachlan told Billboard.com. She’s been married to Ashwin Sood, who plays drums in her band, for 11 years. The couple, who reside in Vancouver, has two daughters, six-year-old India and Taja Summer, 14 months. “I wasn’t planning on saying anything,” McLachlan added, “but it’s gonna come out at some point. I haven’t said anything about it because I’ve been terrified to, but I figure … there’s no good time to say it, so I just said it.” McLachlan called the situation “pretty gross” but did not elaborate on reasons for the separation or the couple’s future plans … McLachlan wrote both songs with her longtime producer Pierre Marchand. She described “U Want Me 2″ as “about that really uncertain, confusing place at the end of a relationship when there’s no communication or closure, everything’s still up in the air and there’s a lot of anger and sadness. It’s sort of that working through ‘How do we move forward … with some dignity and grace.” “Don’t Give Up,” she said, is “pretty self-explanatory, basically just a plea to give it another chance and keep trying.”

I know this is prolly pretty random for those of you who aren’t all that familiar with Sarah McLachlan but I’m a big fan and this is really bummer news. If I recall correctly, Sarah‘s hubby Ashwin was also her percussionist on tour (they spent quite a bit of time together on the road during the Lilith Fair days) and they have one child two daughters (thanks Nicole). One of my fave Sarah Mac songs, Ice Cream, was inspired/written for Ash. I’m very disheartened to learn that her break-up from her husband is described as “pretty gross” :( I hope these new songs will help Sarah heal from the dissolution of her marriage … sad news.

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OMG … Wednesday night’s ep of Project Runway was so damn good … it was full of all the things I love most about the show. An inventive challenge, surprise guests, TWO eliminations … and, of course, Nina Garcia:

At long last, Nina returned to Project Runway after not appearing on the previous two eps … it was very awesome to have her back, especially since she took great care to rip apart some of the horrible messes that were paraded in front of her on the runway. After the jump, find out who was in, which TWO designers were out and who managed to find fortune in the episode titled What’s Your Sign? …

Earlier this week we saw the first pics of Matthew McConaughey embarking on his new mission to become a triathlete as he began a triathlon training regimen in Malibu, CA. Here are a few new pics of Matthew continuing his training here in SoCal getting in some biking and running exercise:

Unfortch for us, none of the water training was on yesterday’s agenda. I dunno, I mean … I don’t mind AT ALL the supertight spandex shorts but there is something about a man wrapped in rubber from head to toe that is strangely … appealing. Mebbe it’s some sort of superhero attachment or something … whatever it is, I can’t wait for more pics of Matty boy donning his neoprene ensemble to come out. Oh yes, I think I can get quite used to seeing pics of Matthew‘s triathlon training. Am I wrong? ;)

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