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New mom Jessica Alba is featured on the cover and in the pages of the September issue of the Czech Republic’s version of Esquire magazine lookin’ pretty smokin’ hawt:

Damn. Clearly, these photos were taken before Jessica gave birth to her firstborn child, Honor Marie. International versions of US magazines tend to recycle photos used in other publications, and that may be the case with these pics, but I don’t recall seeing these pics before so I felt they were deffo worth a look. It’s pretty ridic how amazing Jessica looks in these pics … I especially love the cover photo. This is how you sell magazines. She looks fantastic … it shouldn’t be long before she’s shooting hawt pics like this again (she’s practically back to her pre-baby size already), for which I’m sure dudes all across the country are desperately anxious.

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Geri Halliwell turned in her Ginger Spice hat for the Sporty Spice hat as she took to the field at Dodgers Stadium here in LA last night to throw out the ceremonial first pitch before the Dodgers took on the San Diego Padres. Here are a few pics of Geri on the mound doing her thing:

You may recall that Snoop Dogg was on hand to throw out the first pitch for the Dodgers a couple of weeks ago and Geri‘s Spice Girls cohort, Vicki B, was on hand to do the deed last year. I guess having all these celebs throw out the first pitch is good luck for the Dodgers, they won their game again last night (by a score of 8-4). Whoever will the Dodgers call on next to pitch for them?

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Well now, what have we here … Miss Kylie Minogue has gone and gotten herself a surprising whole new look these days. Just last weekend, Kylie was spotted enjoying a night out with her friend and collaborator Jake Shears (of Scissor Sisters) lookin’ her usual cute self …

… the friends enjoyed dinner at Nobu in the Mayfair district of London, England Friday night but then got the hankering to get herself a bit of a make-over. After the jump, check out Kylie‘s longer, darker locks …

Here are a few ADORABLE pics of Heidi Klum with hubby Seal and her kiddies Leni, Henry and Johan enjoying a lovely afternoon together at the Happiest Place on Earth — Disneyland in Anaheim, CA. The happy family decided to make the most of the long Labor Day weekend and get in some good ol’ fashioned quality time together, behold:

I can’t even decide which is cuter … the family squeezed into the Alice in Wonderland tea cups ride or Seal and the kids in the flying Dumbo ride. They make a very pretty picture, especially ‘cuz we know they are totally genuine in their happiness. Now that Project Runway is supposed to be filmed primarily in Los Angeles once the show moves to Lifetime later on this year, I imagine that the Klum-Samuels might be spending more time together at Disneyland :)

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Xtina Aguilera was on hand at Macy’s, Herald Square in NYC yesterday afternoon to make an in-store appearance to launch and then sign bottles of her newest fragrance called Inspire. As you may recall, the first promo picture released for the fragrance left much to be desired but the television commercial turned out very well, I thought. Here are pics from Xtina‘s appearance at Macy’s yesterday:

Oh, Xtina. For the life of me I will never understand the always-too-much lipstick and the superflat, too-bleached hair combo that you seem to love so much. But, it’s your thing and you always work it out so … work it out. Xtina‘s hubby Jordan Bratman and her son Max Liron accompanied Xtina to NYC for her fragrance launch but they were not in attendance at her in-store appearance. She did step out on the town with them this past Monday afternoon, tho. After the jump, check out a few pics of Xtina and her fam out and about earlier this week — you’ll never believe how big Max has gotten in the past few months …