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Woot! Woot! Even tho Britney Spears‘s manager, Larry Rudolph, broke our hearts with the news that Britney Spears will not be performing at the 2008 MTV VMAs (despite reports to the contrary by the insidious hair stylist Kim Vo), MTV announced this afternoon that Britney WILL BE OPENING the VMAs this Sunday:

Britney’s back — for REALS — and honestly, we’re probably as amazed and eagerly anxious as you are. Except for those of you hardcore Britney fans who aren’t shocked at all; both Britney’s personal life and career have been on an upswing, and her just-announced appearance at this Sunday’s VMAs may be just the beginning of her total transformation after a chaotic, drama-filled year.

Brilliant. I’d've preferred that she perform but this is the perfect next best thing. I’m sure MTV has cooked up an ingenious way for Britney to get the party started … I can’t wait to see what they’ve got planned for us this Sunday night, Live! Amazing, amazing news … I just *know* it’s gonna be a moment NOT TO BE MISSED … just wait and see. What do y’all think about this great news?

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Here are a few pics of Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl gettin’ up close and personal with her Grey’s co-star TR Knight‘s boyfriend’s dog on the streets of LA last night:

AWW so much love for such a cute puppy. It’s a shame that Katherine had to go and take off with Mark Cornelson‘s dog tho … I wonder if The Mark-Knight will ever be able to get their little poochie back?

Yes, I’m kidding.

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Zac Efron is featured on the cover of the new issue of Teen Vogue magazine which is celebrating Young Hollywood … here is his cover:

Click HERE to see a bunch of behind-the-scenes photos from Zac‘s Teen Vogue photoshoot and click HERE to watch behind-the-scenes video. After the jump, check out a few pics of Zac which were shot by famed photographer Bruce Weber which, unlike many of Weber‘s photographs, feature Zac fully-clothed in the hottest Fall looks …

Here are a few pics of Brad Pitt and his eldest daughter Zahara Marley as they made their hasty way across the tarmac to catch a flight over the weekend … the look on Zahara‘s face is TOO PRICELESS not to post:

I swear to the gods above, I love me some Zahara Marley Jolie-Pitt. That little girl looks like she is 4 seconds away from snapping and opening a can of whoop-ass on the poor soul who gets in her way or is fool enough to cross her. Z is a queen, you best bow down y’all.

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Jennifer Lopez is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Elle magazine … here is our first look at her cover photo:

Inside the mag, J. Lo plays dress up with some of her favorite fashion designers (styled by Elle magazine’s Joe Zee) and talks a bit about family, fashion and babies, babies babies. After the jump, check out a few more pics of J. Lo in the new issue of Elle and some quotes from her coverstory interview …

HMMMMM … it would appear that Balthazar Getty made his way over to the UK shores for a quick trip to see his presumed paramour Sienna Miller. Getty sneakily made his way into town but got caught on his way out of town (he was snapped en route back to the States at Heathrow Airport). Sienna, too, was seemingly caught … she was snapped coming out of Balthazar‘s hotel wearing a men’s watch on her left wrist — perhaps a token of his affection?

Later on, Sienna was in no mood to pose for photos … mebbe she was feeling guilty about something? True, it’s impossible to know what, if anything, transpired between Balthazar and Sienna in that hotel together — but I think I’ve got a pretty good idea. I mean, he flies all the way to London with one carry-on travel bag (nice, LV, I must add) for a quick trip and then it’s back home to SoCal? Sounds like a booty call to me. The couple were very careful to avoid being seen together so … I guess it’s possible that they never once ran into one another the whole time he was there. HMMMMM. What do y’all think?

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Yesterday afternoon I was pretty much in no mood to do anything, having just returned home from my week in Detroit, I was looking forward to just chillin’ at home with a good book and some bad TV … but one call from my boy Darion changed my mind. Over the weekend, D went and got himself a brand new Toyota Prius which he was dying to show me:

Folks, this ain’t just any Prius … it’s a fully-loaded touring edition which has EVERY option available on the car (touchscreen, voice-activated navigation, rear camera, etc.) which I know he got just to try and make me jealous ;) Seriously, tho, I’m so happy for him … Darion really deserves a new car. He went from a gas guzzling SUV to a kickass Prius … so he gets karma points too :)

Since we decided to hang out and share new car stories, we grabbed some sushi at The Grove and decided to see the new Kiefer Sutherland movie Mirrors:

Blah … it was so bad, I wish we hadn’t seen it to tell the truth. I think I got all swept up in those hawt Kiefer beach pictures that I figured, What the hell! Seriously, the movie was just really, really bad. Basically there are these killer mirrors that kill people in the grossest ways possible — that’s it. It reminded me of the time that I decided to see Darkness Falls ‘cuz it starred the amazing Emma Caufield (Anya from Buffy the Vampire Slayer) and turned out to be a piece of crap movie about a killer tooth fairy (totally serious). Ugh. We were bummed but had fun anyways … Darion kept doing creepy, crawly fingers on my arm while he said THE MEEE-ROOOORS to try and scare me … it worked, better than the movie did ;(

Ah well.

This afternoon, I’m back to taking meetings again … but I really think I’m gonna make tonight a quite night in. I’m tired, y’all.

• Mackenzie Phillips goes to rehab.
• Ricky Martin is very happy to be a new father.
• Jamie Lynn Spears sends Bristol Palin a gift of solidarity.
• Lindsay Lohan blogs about Sarah Palin and her teenage daughter’s unplanned pregnancy.
• Akon is going to trial for allegedly (on video) tossing a fan off stage, back into the crowd.
• Ben Folds Five to reunite.
• Matthew McConaughey‘s bros get in trubs.
• Solange just doesn’t know when to shut up.
• Have you met Louis Vuitton‘s new Damier Graphite?
• Could the GOP decide to pull Sarah Palin from the ticket before it’s too late?
• Xtina Aguilera takes her hoots for a stroll.
• No surprise, Holly Madison doesn’t wear undies.
• Christina Ricci‘s got a hairy new dude.
• Lily Allen and Elton John just can’t get along.
• Jennifer Paige is 35, Charlie Sheen is 43 and Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols is 53 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Great White offers to pay $1 million dollars to family members of their tragic club show fire.
• Jessica Simpson decides to put her acting career on hold; I am eternally grateful.
• Studies show that DVRs save relationships.

So … 90210 finally debuted on The CW last night to much anticipation and speculation about the new incarnation of the hugely successful and beloved Beverly Hills, 90210 from the early ’90s. Right off the bat I have to admit that my fears have been put to rest, the new version of the hit series (thus far) seems to have all the necessary elements to make it a big hit for a whole new generation of viewers:

So as not to spoil anything for those of you who have yet to see the 2-hour series premiere last night I’m putting my comments about the show behind the cut. After the jump, check out my take on the new 90210 …

Here are a couple pics of Jennifer Garner showing off her ever-expanding baby bump as she met up with friends for lunch in Beverly Hills, CA yesterday afternoon. I think y’all can agree that pregnancy really does seem to suit Jen, yes?

I had forgotten how great Jen looks when she’s pregs. She is one of those women who really just glows during pregnancy. It’s hard to imagine that being pregs can sometimes be an uncomfortable experience (so I hear, that is) when you see pics of Jen lookin’ so happy all the time. If memory serves, she looked just as glowy back when she was pregs with her firstborn child Violet Ann. I think she’s still too early on to be talking gender just yet but I’m hoping for another girl. Dunno why, I just like the idea of Bennifer 2.0 having a set of adorable daughters.

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