Who Needs A New Weave?

It's not a tough guess
August 15th, 2008

Can you guess which Hollywood “It” Girl was spotted on the red carpet of the opening night event for the new West Hollywood, CA nightspot Apple Bar last night showing a desperate need for a new hair weave:


After the jump, find out who it is … if you haven’t guessed already …

Your guess was prolly right:


Yeah, she needs to get that shizz straightened out … doesn’t she offer a line of Paris Hilton hair extensions? She could use a few.

[Photo credit: Splash News]

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27 Responses to “Who Needs A New Weave?”

  1. lindyloo Says:

    OMG! I honestly thought that this was gonna be LILO.

  2. Mr. Gyllenhaal Says:

    NOT PARIS!!!!! AHHHHHH

  3. Brandi Says:

    Interesting. Her hair must be even shorter than that.

  4. kendell Says:

    i find the punisher repulsive… not the weave… this ones easily forgiven. much better than a crotch shot

  5. poop Says:

    Like, isnt she stupid rich, cant she get a better hair job?
    i guess when your that rich your even lazier then you are rich,

    and yes. a bullet hole or 5 would go great around that area!

  6. Erika Says:

    Her hair is retarded, but the dress is awesome.

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  8. jenn Says:

    i work at sallys where they sell her ghetto hair extentions…..trust me her cheap sh*t looks better than what in that nap right now

  9. jessica Says:

    what’s with famous people and having no hair? it’s a little weird to me that everyone wears weave. what is so hard about growing your hair more than like 4 inches?

  10. Chloe Says:

    Man I hate that bitch.

  11. Nathiest Says:

    Isn’t she a spokes model for that shit?

  12. Beth Says:

    I thought it was going to be lindsay lohan… Im guessing stars dont have hair because they are stressed? Brit, J-lo, Paris, L-lo etc.

  13. chicago Says:

    “doesn’t she offer a line of Paris Hilton hair extensions? She could use a few.”

    ………….she’s already wearing em..

  14. crispy Says:

    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  15. bibbly Says:

    her hair extensions site is down! coincidence? i think not!

  16. lala Says:

    haha…I have been telling everyone that Paris still wears a weave! But, people are like “no, she cut her hair, that’s her hair.” Yeah, what do you jerks have to say now?

    And, yes, it is weird how most celebrities are bald…but the thing is hair extensions are like nail tips..once you start using them it fucks your real hair/nails up for life and so you have to keep using them….have any of you ever seen Christina A’s hair up close? Well, I have and the bitch is bald! Nothing but scalp…so nasty.

  17. paige Says:

    I am not really that familiar with extensions. Are those the clip-on type or are they attached another way? I wonder what her natural hair looks like?

  18. Amanda Says:

    LLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZ

    i thought it was going to be our dear brit brit

  19. pooneck Says:

    nasty. with all that $$$, you think she could keep her hair looking decent?! WTF?

  20. Olivia Says:

    IN RESPONSE TO: I am not really that familiar with extensions. Are those the clip-on type or are they attached another way? I wonder what her natural hair looks like?

    The ones she has in are fusion. You put them in and take them out with a tool. They’re individual strands and aren’t glued or sewn to your head, and you can take them out whenever you want with that tool, but it’s almost impossible to do yourself.

  21. Olivia Says:

    In response to Paige,
    The ones she has in are fusion. You put them in and take them out with a tool. They’re individual strands and aren’t glued or sewn to your head, and you can take them out whenever you want with that tool, but it’s almost impossible to do yourself.

  22. Mark Says:

    Actually those ARE the Paris Hilton Extensions. Good product huh?

  23. WAKAKAKA Says:

    WAKAKAKA♥ my hair is just like hers but its natural and it rocks, weaves is just wasting time and for lazy people.

  24. Ashley Madisson Says:

    HAHAHAHA if i had millions of dollars i would always make sure i could afford a couple hundered for hair extentions…thats horrible…looks like daddy is slowing down the cash flow….serves her right….shes got BRITNEY SPEARS HAIR!!!! Another one bites the dust!!! grosssss

  25. DARYL Says:

    it looks like she has lice……..

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  27. Candy Barr Says:

    A friend of mine said she read something that discussed Paris’s hair. She said that her real hair is very, very thin, and that when Paris makes a ponytail it is about as big as the width around your middle finger.

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