They Want To Be Paris Hilton’s New BFF

I pity the fools
August 10th, 2008

In the annuls of modern history, rarely (if ever) have we been presented with a competitive reality television show that attempts to award one lucky contestant with a prize so great, so desirous that the mere thought of winning such a prize seems … almost dreamlike. Here is the first cast photo of the young hopefuls that will be vying for the coveted position of Paris Hilton’s New BFF:


A group of 20 women will live together and compete in various challenges, in order to be anointed Paris Hilton’s new best friend.

Uhh, I love how the contestants are labeled as “20 women” when you can see that there is at least one guy in the mix. LOL! Honestly, I think any person who is so willing to endure the travails presented to them in order to be Paris Hilton’s BFF absolutely deserves everything they have coming to them. Good luck!

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9 Responses to “They Want To Be Paris Hilton’s New BFF”

  1. Schuyler Says:

    This is ridiculous. I thought Paris said she grew up.

  2. Green Is Good Says:

    Parisite has reached new low in desperate attention-whore behavior. She has to BUY a new friend.

    I’m amazed she hasn’t gotten knocked up by her boyfriend yet. That would give her at least 9 months worth of attention.

  3. Jasmine Says:

    I’ll admit, I actually signed up for the site. I didn’t have a camera at the time but I thought being on the show would be fun. Paris needs a lesbian BFF.

  4. Wow Says:

    They all look better than her. The ugliest one has to win to make her look prettier when they stand side by side. BUT SHE IS STILL UGLY.

  5. Panti Christ Says:

    I gotta admit – love her hair in this promo. Contestant behind her almost has the same pose…maybe she’s gonna win? Yeah, who’s the dude!? Will Benji be pissed if her new BFF is a guy? LOL this is so dumb!

  6. Jill Says:

    did anyone else notice that almost all of the girls are brunette? there are only two blondes. i guess this way she can’t be compared to the girl she chooses to be her new bff cuz if someone says the other girl is pretty or prettier than paris, paris can just say ‘oh well she’s just pretty for a brunette.’

  7. Mr. Gyllenhaal Says:

    This is pretty cheezy! I don’t get it but I do love me some Paris Hilton! I think she rocks!!! GOOOO PARIS!!!

  8. Jane Says:

    Paris is so last year!

  9. Baby Says:

    Zui and Paris are so cute! They should be party friends!

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