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So … the premiere of season 4 of The Hills aired on MTV last night and got things started off with an attempted bang. It’s always tricky when you begin a new season because, depending on how much you rely on previous seasons, there is a lot of groundwork that needs to take place before the action can really get going … and there was a bit of groundwork laid last night:

We got to see some new faces, we got to see some old faces and we got to see Whitney‘s many faces … all in all, it was a pretty nice start to, what will hopefully be, a really drama-filled season. After the jump, find out want went down on the ep entitled We’ll Never Be Friends …

Let me just say that Whitney Port is the glue that holds this show together. She is really the unsung hero that is a lot more important than some folks realize. If it weren’t for her constant questioning, there would be no way to keep the show a cohesive entity … and I LOVE LOVE LOVE her facial expressions. Watching her react to everything that LC says is worth the price of admission alone. But … this isn’t really news to the diehard fans of The Hills. We got to meet some new characters that may or may not be a big presence on this new season. Heidi‘s sister came to town, basically to get a Hollywood make-over and find a place to live — oh, and to annoy the hell out of Spencer. Doug made his Hills debut as LC‘s new love interest … we’ll see how long that lasts (previews for the upcoming season show that Stephanie will try to horn in on LC‘s action and get a piece of her man). The crux of last night’s drama was carried over from last season … Lo vs. Audrina. In case anyone wasn’t sure if the girls were getting along, Audrina had to literally state for the record: “Lo’s always superbitchy. That’s just the way she is.” By the end of the ep, Lo and Audrina had a face to face, heart to heart and basically came to the conclusion that they can’t be friends and they prolly hate each other’s guts. OH NO! Now we, the viewing audience, are going to have to decided which team we are on — Team Lo or Team Audrina. AND THEN IT DAWNED ON ME … because there really isn’t too much LC vs. Heidi drama going on since they don’t really interact any more (except in “rare occasions” like birthay parties … oh wait, that’s still to come) there has to be further VS. conflict for us to latch on to … enter Lo and Audrina. I’ve been on Team Lo since the Laguna Beach: The Real OC days, so I’ve got her back … but I must say, she was acting a bit shitty at Audrina‘s birthday party. That being said, if all those people showed up at my house, I don’t know that I’d want to serve them either. The gauntlet has been thrown down, LC is caught in the middle and drama is full speed ahead. On the Speidi front, Holly looks to throw a wrench in Heidi and Spencer‘s love affair by moving in with them … which could possibly threaten their marriage plans! Sadly, I have to admit that it’s getting harder and harder to suspend belief while watching this show anymore. I know we’re supposed to “buy” the things we see on screen but when they don’t match up with the real life stuff we see in magazines, in interviews, on the streets of SoCal, I can’t really just go with the on-screen drama … hee hee, but I’m sure I’ll get over that feeling soon. I understand there is a lot of great drama coming up very soon … I’ll hold out for that in the hopes that my desires will be met … or at least massaged for a bit come each Monday night. What do y’all think? Was last night’s ep a great way to start the season?

UPDATE: Pink reader Mariss gave me the head’s up that Whitney WAS at Audrina‘s BBQ birthday party despite the fact that she had to “pretend” she wasn’t there so that she could ask LC questions about the party afterward (as if she wasn’t there) to move the storyline along. Mariss caught that Whitney was there wearing a big floppy hat that covered her face … I checked my DVR and, yep, I’d bet money that it’s Whitney Port:

See how difficult it is to suspend belief? MTV needs to pay better attention when they edit this stuff because it’s becoming easier and easier to catch the mistakes.

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