Aug 18, 2008
Suri Holmes-Cruise Meets Her Match
At least, she thinks she does

Little Suri Holmes-Cruise was spotted enjoying an afternoon of shopping with her mother-like guardian Katie Holmes this weekend and she was spied enjoying a curious conversation with a doll that she mistakenly assumed was her sister, assuming that the doll was also created in the same doll lab that she came from:


You know, I might make the same mistake myself at the tender age of 2 Earth years. You just know that not even Suri buys the bunk that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are her real parents. She must’ve found that “Mattel” birthmark on the bottom of her right foot.

[Photo credit: X17]

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  1. Mandi says:

    OMG I saw this series of pics on another site and this little girl is GORGEOUS!!! I just wanna pinch her little cheeky-weekies!

  2. Mr. Gyllenhaal says:

    LMAO!!! That was great commentary! Good job. I totally agree and she is so cute in all those pictures.

  3. Mrs Cullen says:

    She is sooo freakin’ adorable

  4. Janice Marie says:

    I agree. I cannot take how cute this kid is. Too bad she has messed up parents.

  5. Nicole says:

    awww i love these pics! shes super cute!

  6. Jane says:

    I love your commentary, too. Always hilarious! I think Suri is adorable. I hope she has a nice life. Her little world just seems so bizarre right now.

  7. julie says:

    It’s crazy, I don’t care for either of her alleged “parents,” or small children in general, but I just can’t deny that she is adorable.

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  9. Ali says:

    That was -hysterical-

  10. Anyia says:

    dude lay off the kid smtimes…she’s so adorable

  11. Hatte says:

    super cute kid…they are fun to be around at that age

  12. AmyM says:

    she is freakin’ ADORABLE! and the caption “Hello?” gives me the giggles

  13. Jackie says:

    I love your blog, but seriously, lay off the little girl. This poor kid who has done NOTHING wrong in her life is going to grow up reading all these things that are being written about her. Would you like to read people thought you weren’t real? I’m not trying to be harsh…your blog is fantastic and I love your humor. But she’s a baby…pick on the grown ups!

  14. Jake says:

    Hahaha damn funny. People get a sense of humour Trent does not in fact believe that Suri was made in a doll factory but I understand why he would because Suri looks so damn cute.

  15. ana says:

    It’s true Trent. She is getting to the age where seeing herself on your blog might have a negative effect. 2-3 is when we begin to be able to recognize ourselves in photos.

  16. megan says:

    Ok…so the kid will see pictures of herself…the kid cannot read. It’s a joke and it’s funny. I still don’t think she’s Tom’s. I still think she’s Chris’ but that’s besides the point. Again….Trent says he doesn’t blog about anyone he doesn’t like. It’s kinda like picking on your best friend. If he didn’t write about them, they aren’t important in his world. You guys need to grow up, laugh and move on. This blog is meant to be funny. If you don’t like it move on.

  17. julie says:

    Yeah, he’s obviously kidding. Trent loves babies and little kids for some reason! He doesn’t mean any harm. But Megan, you are so right – that is clearly Chris Klein’s child!

  18. A says:

    this made me snarf my morning coffee….so funny. and she is GORGEOUS!!!!!

  19. Lady J says:

    Trent you are too funny! I might have lol’d just a bit there.

    And off topic, snarf is a fantastic word :)

  20. danielle says:

    i thought the comment was a little mean. sorry, but gotta agree w/ jackie here…

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