Suri Holmes-Cruise Meets Her Match
At least, she thinks she does
August 18th, 2008
Little Suri Holmes-Cruise was spotted enjoying an afternoon of shopping with her mother-like guardian Katie Holmes this weekend and she was spied enjoying a curious conversation with a doll that she mistakenly assumed was her sister, assuming that the doll was also created in the same doll lab that she came from:
You know, I might make the same mistake myself at the tender age of 2 Earth years. You just know that not even Suri buys the bunk that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are her real parents. She must’ve found that “Mattel” birthmark on the bottom of her right foot.
[Photo credit: X17]
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August 18th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
OMG I saw this series of pics on another site and this little girl is GORGEOUS!!! I just wanna pinch her little cheeky-weekies!
August 18th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
LMAO!!! That was great commentary! Good job. I totally agree and she is so cute in all those pictures.
August 18th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
She is sooo freakin’ adorable
August 18th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
I agree. I cannot take how cute this kid is. Too bad she has messed up parents.
August 18th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
awww i love these pics! shes super cute!
August 18th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
I love your commentary, too. Always hilarious! I think Suri is adorable. I hope she has a nice life. Her little world just seems so bizarre right now.
August 18th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
It’s crazy, I don’t care for either of her alleged “parents,” or small children in general, but I just can’t deny that she is adorable.
August 18th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
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August 18th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
That was -hysterical-
August 18th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
dude lay off the kid smtimes…she’s so adorable
August 18th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
super cute kid…they are fun to be around at that age
August 18th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
she is freakin’ ADORABLE! and the caption “Hello?” gives me the giggles
August 18th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
I love your blog, but seriously, lay off the little girl. This poor kid who has done NOTHING wrong in her life is going to grow up reading all these things that are being written about her. Would you like to read people thought you weren’t real? I’m not trying to be harsh…your blog is fantastic and I love your humor. But she’s a baby…pick on the grown ups!
August 19th, 2008 at 5:34 am
Hahaha damn funny. People get a sense of humour Trent does not in fact believe that Suri was made in a doll factory but I understand why he would because Suri looks so damn cute.
August 19th, 2008 at 6:34 am
It’s true Trent. She is getting to the age where seeing herself on your blog might have a negative effect. 2-3 is when we begin to be able to recognize ourselves in photos.
August 19th, 2008 at 6:40 am
Ok…so the kid will see pictures of herself…the kid cannot read. It’s a joke and it’s funny. I still don’t think she’s Tom’s. I still think she’s Chris’ but that’s besides the point. Again….Trent says he doesn’t blog about anyone he doesn’t like. It’s kinda like picking on your best friend. If he didn’t write about them, they aren’t important in his world. You guys need to grow up, laugh and move on. This blog is meant to be funny. If you don’t like it move on.
August 19th, 2008 at 7:03 am
Yeah, he’s obviously kidding. Trent loves babies and little kids for some reason! He doesn’t mean any harm. But Megan, you are so right – that is clearly Chris Klein’s child!
August 19th, 2008 at 8:20 am
this made me snarf my morning coffee….so funny. and she is GORGEOUS!!!!!
August 19th, 2008 at 8:26 am
Trent you are too funny! I might have lol’d just a bit there.
And off topic, snarf is a fantastic word :)
August 19th, 2008 at 11:50 am
i thought the comment was a little mean. sorry, but gotta agree w/ jackie here…
August 19th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
ok i get that she isnt gonna read the blog netime soon -_- … but she’s gonna grow up resenting ppl who made fun of her when she was a kid and i just dont think trent should be on that list…
August 19th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
She is so adorable, its seems sad that people make fun of her all the time b/c of who her parents are
August 19th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Usually love the commentary, but the Suri is an alien/robot bit is getting stale. Ditto the Katie as a robot.
August 19th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Aw man, no way … some things will never get old. BTW, Katie isn’t a robot, Vicki B is a robot … Katie is just brainwashed. Suri may or may not be an alien/robot but things like this shouldn’t be taken so seriously. It’s a blog, we’re just having fun :)
August 20th, 2008 at 12:08 am
What absolute cuteness… But having seen recent pictures with her and Katie, I can’t help thinking that her mum doesn’t seem to be engaging her all that much. For sure, Suri is a very earnest little girl, isn’t she, but then, I suppose, some kids just are.
August 31st, 2008 at 1:50 pm
she’s so cute