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Two new wildly outrageous claims are being made in the tabloid press today regarding the alleged marriage and baby plans of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. According to OK! magazine, Mayerston are already planning their nuptials while Star magazine is claiming that Mayerston are ready to have a baby to try and upstage the new Brangelina twins. Seriously, these have to be the most laughable things I’ve ever heard but, nonetheless, a rep for Aniston felt compelled to issue strong denials about both stories. Here are excerpts from the two reports and the refutation by Aniston‘s camp:

From OK!: In the coming months, Jennifer Aniston will be celebrating two major milestones in her life: turning 40, and marrying the new love of her life, John Mayer. “She’s at an age where she is thinking with her head not just her heart,” a source close to the actress tells OK!, adding that the event will take place this fall. “No way would she still be with anyone if marriage wasn’t a real option.”

From Star: As Brangelina’s twins wow the world, Jennifer Aniston couldn’t happier. She’s found love with John Mayer and will finally get what she’s always wanted — a child! In the new issue of Star — on newsstands today! — we report that now that Jen is head-over-heels in love, she’s convinced for the first time since her marriage crumbled in 2005 that the time is right for her to finally become a mother … “It’s my turn now,” she told a friend. And Jen believes the rocker is perfect daddy material. “Jen feels so strongly that John is ‘the one,’ ” says a source. “She knows he can handle being a dad.”

LOL! OMG … so outlandishly ridic. In response, Jen‘s rep had this to say:

“She is not getting married. Both headlines are complete fabrications.”

You know, I really enjoy reading tabloid reports but obviously made-up ones like this are just so laughable that I can hardly believe that folks sitting in a conference room actually agree to print such completely made up stories. The mere notion that Jennifer Aniston would not only get married but also start having babies mere seconds after she starts dating John Mayer is such a joke. To be honest, I wouldn’t be surprised if Jen never married again … but that’s another story for another day.

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