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Phelps to write a book, Celine becomes a 'Dr.', Katie can't sell tickets
- Michael Phelps to become an author.
- JC Chasez weighs in on the state of Britney Spears, gives his stamp of approval.
- Apparently, Avril Lavigne is NOT too sexy for Malaysia.
- Celine Dion receives an honorary degree from Universite Laval.
- Sheryl Crow is giving away her new song Gasoline for free online.
- Does Mickey Mouse belong to you now?
- Is Reese Witherspoon destined to lose all of her men to Abbie Cornish?
- Elton John does not have his sea legs.
- Jet Blue pimps out JFK Airport.
- After all these months, Lindsay Lohan still doesn’t own a bra.
- Jessica Simpson hits the pool Tony Romo-less.
- Mr. and Mrs. Heidi Klum and Seal ditch the kids for a romantic getaway alone.
- 30 Seconds to Mars are winners.
- Howie Dorough of the Backstreet Boys is 35, Debbi Peterson of The Bangles is 47 and Cindy Williams (Laverne and Shirley) is 61 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
- Katie Holmes‘s Broadway debut All My Sons is not selling well.
- Jennifer Lopez disrespects Michael Phelps on live TV.
- The sounds of politics these days.





























Poor JLo. No one is paying her any attention. How self-absorbed can a person be? Not to know the name of the best swimmer in the world!
Poor Katie. She’ll only ever be known as a lightweight actress and the wife of a weirdo who is losing credibility by the week.
Granted she didn’t say (or even KNOW!) the name of the swimmer she was referring to.. but it is possible that she was thinking of Dara Torres? She is a 41 year old recent mom swimming in Bejing— still terrible, but at least it would make a little more sense.
Ms. Lopez needs to catch a clue. She apparently thinks the world revolves around her. Bitch Please.
Im so glad you recognize BSB
JLo is such a loser!
Sorry, but…anyone who doesn’t understand the excitement over and crazy attention around Michael Phelps…is either to self-absorbed that they are not in tune with what is going on in the world or a dumbass.
I canNOT believe the Abbie and Jake co-star rumor….that just seems so over-the-top….which I suppose could equate to bookoo bucks at the box office. I don’t know that Jakey-poo would really do that to Reese though, but time shall tell.
Wrong hater!! Katie will always be known as Joey Potter & Suri’s mommy.