Aug 14, 2008
John Mayer Tries To Avoid Attention
... by going out in public dressed like an absolute freak

John Mayer, fresh from his dumping of most recent girlfriend Jennifer Aniston, stepped out in NYC today with a new look that seems to be inspired by everyone’s favorite whacko — Michael Jackson. Believe it or not, the dude wrapped up in all of this … stuff … is actually the newly single John Mayer:


Um … yeah … this new look is really reminiscent of the look that Michael Jackson wore on a visit to Bahrain in early 2006 where he was seen wearing a traditional Arabic women’s veil and all-covering gown … you know, except with blue jeans. He’s single now, ladies … any takers?

[Photo credit: Splash News]

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16 Comments. Add Yours

  1. lindyloo says:

    serves him right for being an attention seeking scumbag.
    doesn’t he usually love the attention he gets from the paps.
    you’ve got make your mind up johnny-boy, you either want the attention or you live your life like a normal person.

  2. Ann says:

    I’ll take him!

  3. Tanya says:

    How ’bout Ann and I just share him? ;)

  4. Mr. Gyllenhaal says:

    I don’t like him at all.

  5. Nicola says:

    Oh yeah…I’ll totally ‘tap that’… I love the shrouded look.
    ..

  6. DSDig says:

    The same guy who was wearing a “Borat” speedo a couple months ago…..LOL, awfully Deuschey in my opinion.

  7. lindyloo says:

    if you look up douche in the dictionary, you’ll findv a picture of JM next to it.
    ok I do find him mildly amusing at times, but boy does this guy love to whore himself out.

  8. Allie says:

    Noooo thanks. :)

  9. Joanne says:

    Man, these people get around …

  10. PixieBassline says:

    Weird/ creepy/ so totally NOT incognito…… is it already getting cold in NYC??

  11. pooneck says:

    for not caring about a douche, a lot of people pay attention to him…

  12. Alex says:

    Look at this douche bag. He $hits all over women and other stand around in line waiting for their turn to get mess on. Jen should not have pick up this jerk at all. Some women are just pathetic losers if you want this thing. Women get help for your self.

  13. Lissa says:

    Why is he acting like such an a-hole? I don’t know why Jennifer Anniston ever bothered with him he’s a conceited douche bag. She can do much better!

  14. MCG48 says:

    He must have been melting with that disguise. The weather is just fine here in NYC.

  15. Janis says:

    Doesn’t that get up actually make him stand out more rather than actually do anything to hide him…it’s not winter so he’d stick out like sore thumb! Weird!

    I highly doubt Jen is crying over this one…I’m sure she knew he wasn’t the commitment type as his past has shown. I’ll bet it was fun and he was amusing but really that’s all she’s looking for right now. Mr. Right Now not Mr. Rest Of My Life. She did that once and I can’t see her jumping into anything like that again very quickly.

  16. Angel says:

    HELL YEAH imma tap that ass. haha. i am a huge john mayer fan. seeing him play the guitar is ORGASMIC

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