Comments on: Jessica Simpson Wants You To Drink

By: beth

beth — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 17:07:34 +0000

Bad photo, yes she does look like Fergie.

By: yourmom

yourmom — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:21:40 +0000

Sara, you are so right, she needs to stop with the lip injections already.

By: Sara

Sara — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 00:15:16 +0000

I think it gets a lot harder to smile when you keep getting lip injections…

By: cassandra

cassandra — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:35:14 +0000

OK…I like Jessica Simpson. I think she has a great voice, and I’m all for her getting into the country thing…I think she’ll be good at it. What I don’t get is the pout. Why can’t she just smile every once in a while…or, better yet, all the time. The pout does nothing for her, and neither will promoting beer. I get that she needs to get back into the public eye but there has got to be a less trashy way to present the image that she should be presenting.

By: Ella

Ella — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:32:51 +0000

*shrug* I’ve always considered the Simpsons as sell-outs. But, she looks like she’s selling rodeo porn-if that’s even a thing….

By: Michelle

Michelle — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 18:25:29 +0000

why do all these women who pout (the olsen’s, JLo, etc) all look like they are farting? IS it just me, or does she just look like she let out the best far ever?

By: Ashlee

Ashlee — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:13:42 +0000

Put your boob away. Close your mouth. Stop trying to be Carrie Underwood. Return to obscurity. Thank you.

By: Bey

Bey — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:56:16 +0000

I guess I’m in the minority, I think she looks good. Makeup is done well, I like the skirt/ hat. The only thing I don’t like is the shirt. But yea I think she looks good here.

By: LadyVA

LadyVA — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:38:14 +0000

I love Jessica Simpson but she’s trying too hard, this whole beer thing (ad included) is too trashy for words, and she desperately needs new management. I mean, the girl has just as much talent as the rest of these pop tarts out here but she’s never been marketed properly. It’s a crying shame. I mean, her dad could really take lessons from Beyonce’s dad. If you’re going to pimp out your daughter, that’s the way to do it.

By: Kelly

Kelly — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:30:25 +0000

Whatever all you haters. If I looked like that, I’d be walking around with my boobs hanging out too.

By: Meme

Meme — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:47:30 +0000

So she built her recent career on telly as being the lovable simpleton on Newlyweds and now she’s advertising ‘smart beer’????? Doesn’t make any sense to me

By: Jill

Jill — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 05:29:24 +0000

Lame…

By: Lexie

Lexie — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 04:34:59 +0000

Heidi Montag would have done this better. haha Thats saying alot.

The pout looks rediculous.

By: A

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 04:13:20 +0000

I’m starting to think that this isn’t for beer but for porn…

She looks HORRID! Who in their right mind would say otherwise?

By: Joanne

Joanne — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 02:56:28 +0000

Oh no … We are watching her decline …

By: TJ

TJ — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 02:56:22 +0000

Lulu: I’m aware that she was styled by someone else for this shoot… but what about when she got off the plane looking all wannabe-cowgirl-ish? I just think it’s so sad that’s she’s cheapened herself so much… poor girl probably thinks she looks sexy lol

By: Sara

Sara — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 02:31:34 +0000

i wouldnt buy anything with her troll face promoting it. Its extremely trashy, and kind of a last ditch effort to save her foundering (hah!) career, if she ever really had one.

By: LOVECarrie

LOVECarrie — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:22:45 +0000

LMAO! OK, so I hate to make the comparisons, but sometimes they make themselves. Carrie Underwood dated Romo, sings country (extremely well, and yes I’m biased!) and promotes Vitamin Water….for someone who claims that she’s not trying to copy Carrie…Jessica ain’t doing so good! Serioulsy, though…VitaminBeer? WTF is she thinking?!

And what’s with the fancy words? “Diversify my portfolio?” With what…colored note cards?

By: carrie

carrie — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:22:39 +0000

this look screams porn star. not good.

By: Michelle

Michelle — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:13:26 +0000

As mentioned above…can this girl once take a picture without a. the pouty trout lips and b. the ever present boobage?!

By: Kaye

Kaye — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 00:54:31 +0000

I find a lot of irony with this ad. She’s not know as the sharpest crayon in the box and they are marketing their beer as “smart” with her photo? I can’t figure out if they are trying to insult their own product or what.

*Seriously, she actually might be intelligent, but no one thinks Einstein when they see her. Just not the vibe she gives off, you know?

By: Lana

Lana — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 00:51:54 +0000

OH LORD, Can the girl CHEAPEN herself anymore?

By: Lulu

Lulu — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 00:09:34 +0000

@TJ. Dude, she was probably styled by someone else for the shoot.

While I am a Jessica fan, the picture is horrible… uck. sigh. and she needs to fire her publicist.

By: liz

liz — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 00:04:40 +0000

Preacher’s daughter using sex to sell beer to compliment her “down home” country image that was developed by image consultants in Los Angeles. mmmmm. Smells pretty bad to me. Wonder how much Papa Joe sold her down the river for this time.

By: debho

debho — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 23:56:16 +0000

Nat, I thought it was Fergie too until I read further. lol
Poor Jess, she just can’t seem to get it right can she? Terrible style, terrible photo. And worst of all…terrible product for her to try and sell. Beer? Seriously? I thought she was supposed to be putting across the wholesome (yet sexy!), Christian type of gal. Toothpaste would have been a better product to try and flog off.