Guess Who Has A High Opinion Of Himself

No surprise here
August 27th, 2008

Pink reader Heather gave me the head’s up on this one … can you guess which new reality TV “star” has launched his own website which features a very humble bio in the About Me section of his site. Here is the full text of this person’s bio with only his name and the name of his reality TV series removed:

Strikingly handsome, athletic, and intelligent, _____________ is a gentleman with a strong drive for success in all aspects of his life. His sense of humor is contagious and his charm is breathtaking. ____ has always had strong morals and set his goals early in life.

____ started playing organized baseball at 4 years old. Throughout his high school years, he gained an enormous respect for the sport. ____’s passion for baseball ultimately leads him to turn down a baseball scholarship with USC to sign with the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim as their 8th pick. His experience with the Angels has been extremely positive and has further inspired him to pursue his life-long goal to continue his career as a Professional Baseball Player. In 2007, ____ signed with the Baltimore Orioles, where he played for the season.

Currently, ____ is recovering from a knee injury while attending Pepperdine University. Pursuing his academic goals is just as important as professional baseball. ____ will also be featured as a new cast member in ________.

Additionally, ____ diligently works to promote the success of the business he developed called Fun Facter. ____ serves as Chief Executive Officer of FUGEN Mobile, LLC and Fun Facter, LLC. ____ focuses on the core strategy of FUGEN Mobile and its ability to offer a complete mobile solution. In his role as CEO of Fun Facter he manages the deployment of new products and services and direct to consumer advertising strategies. Fun Facter creates, publishes and distributes across the US a broad range of premium mobile content, including SMS alerts, music, graphics, games and mobile community services. Founded in November 2005 Fun Facter, LLC is emerging as a leading mobile phone entertainment provider.

Furthermore, ____ works with Entrepreneurial Properties Corporation where he is involved in multi-family real estate investments. ____ conducts extensive research and analysis of various metropolitan areas in the Midwest and Southwest to determine their investment potential.

After the jump, find out who it is …

It’s Lauren LC Conrad’s new love interest on the new season of The Hills, Doug Reinhardt:


I think we now know who Doug’s #1 fan is.

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30 Responses to “Guess Who Has A High Opinion Of Himself”

  1. talan Says:

    so excited to find out what goes down with he and lc!

    btw you left in one of his names! 3rd sentence 2nd paragraph!

  2. Mr. Gyllenhaal Says:

    WHAT A LOSER!! HAHAHAHAHA. THIS GUY IS A REAL WINNER!

  3. Katt Says:

    you left one of his name in there. but i was actuallyt thinking it was spencer……. funny!

  4. bella Says:

    ahhhhhh! i watch too much reality tv!!!!!!!!!!! i guessed who this was correctly!

  5. Dawn Says:

    I also thought it was Spencer until I saw Doug’s name in there.

  6. It's Trent, Bitch! Says:

    Shit, sorry! I thought I got them all … there are a lot of “Doug”s in there ;(

  7. Ninja Says:

    He looks like Scott Speedman in that pic.

  8. SuziLee Says:

    Damn is this dude in love with himself or what? And Fun Facter? Wtf guess he couldn’t spell factor?? LOLOLOL
    He & She-Pratt TOTALLY deserve each other!!!

  9. Weedy McStoned Says:

    Sounds like a real catch…….pfftttt.

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  11. Sassy K Says:

    This guy is such a douchebag! The word was invented for him. Total DB. Barf.

  12. Mollz Says:

    OMG I could totally tell it was Doug! hahahah

    He’s so lame. Thank god Lauren’s already bored of him it seems.

  13. SJ Says:

    i just realized she’s casey’s (laguna beach season 2) brother..they have the same last name? both from laguna? both go to pepperdine..-__- i watch way too much reality television…is there like an aa type meeting for this?

  14. SJ Says:

    he is** sorry for the typo

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  17. Courtney Says:

    Yes he is Casey’s brother. I am pretty sure she is living in his house while she goes to Pepperdine. Maybe we’ll be seeing her this season…

  18. krys Says:

    Called it by the first sentence of reading this crap. What a tool.

  19. KiKi Says:

    He’s not that cute.

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  21. Lexie Says:

    I saw a link to his webpage yesterday, what a total DB.

  22. Joanne Says:

    hmmm …

  23. Mrs. Shermender Says:

    Ha ha ha, what a tool…I wonder who wrote this for him?

  24. Maggie Says:

    I thought I saw in a preview for the Hills that LC decides she’s just not that into Doug, and tries to let him down easy. I think that’s probably when Stephanie goes out with him, so it’s not as big of a betrayal, but you still don’t date your friends leftovers.

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  26. diana Says:

    oh god, i didn’t bother to read the rest of it after the first sentence. this guy is a tool. JUST BE WITH BRODY ALREADY, LC!

  27. mimi Says:

    so the whole “casey is the new girl in laguna” in season 2 was crap, because lauren etc would have already known the reinhardts because lauren went to prom with doug, who is a couple years older than her.

    ah fabricated “reality” tv. love it.

    ps – doug doesnt seem literate enough to express himself that eloquently. bet some PR person wrote it.

  28. Janis Says:

    Sometimes it seems like Lauren gets the crap end of the deal when it comes to guys. This newest (old) guy seems like a limelight grubbing tool…I wish that for once a nice girl could meet a nice guy and not get forked over. I’d like a happy ending once in awhile. I think she deserves that.

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