“By now, Joan and my father have their clothes back on.”

A new post went up today on Chris’s supposed blog. By this point it’s safe to assume it’s totally a fake. Why? Each post has a conclusion summary where usually Madonna winds up looking stupid or being on the receiving end of something gone awry, not necessarily matching whatever came before it. Case in point, the conclusion paragraph of the latest “golden retriever” blog entry:

“Suddenly, we hear “Ooooooooooh he’s so cute!” Madonna, not naked yet, runs up to him. But Micky instantly senses her fakeness and viciously throws her to the ground, tearing her sweatshirt and biting into her arm. Madonna is shocked. She lays down silently and says, “I never heard of a golden retriever biting anybody.” The owner apologizes and indicates that Micky, in his six years, has never bit anyone. Madonna is taken to the hospital while Micky is whisked away from the set. The next day, a mutt replaces Micky.”

You see the pattern emerging here? It’s fake, Trent. Not worth reporting on.

The blog is a fake.

Matt