Blog Of This Sister, Madonna
Not content with merely publishing wild and lurid tales about his sister Madonna’s private life in book form, it now appears that her younger brother, Christopher Ciccone, has decided to take up blogging in order to tell the tales he would like to tell but was unable to publish in his new book Life with My Sister, Madonna due to various legalities. The blog promises to provide new content online since some “lawyers [are] blocking some content in the book”. Here is a lovely excerpt from a blogpost about Madonna and her disdain for her stepmother Joan:
Madonna hates our stepmother, Joan. I try and have a little more understanding for Joan and the fact that she has made our father happy again after our natural mother’s death. At times, Madonna pretends to like her and when she does, I always know there’s some weird motive … Madonna knows that Joan likes chocolate milk. “Do you want some Chocolate milk?” Madonna asks, to which Joan nods her head. I go downstairs with Madonna and her friends as Madonna makes her “speciality.” I couldn’t understand why Madonna was so excited about making chocolate milk. But wait… After mixing up the Hershey’s syrup into the milk, Madonna puts her lips together and lets out a spit ball that slowly falls from her mouth into the milk. Madonna takes a dirty fork and mixes it. The audience looks in shock, which Madonna loves. “I think she’ll like this,” Madonna whispers as if she’s the wicked witch of the East. We don’t believe that Madonna is going to give this to Joan, but we follow her back upstairs. By now, Joan and my father have their clothes back on. Madonna gives Joan the milk and Joan thanks her. Madonna turns around with a smile and closes the door. Madonna gags as if she’s going to throw up. The rest of us are still in shock. Till this day, Joan never realized what the “special” ingredient in her chocolate milk was.
Well, I guess Joan Ciccone knows about it now. Thus far, there are only 3 blogposts online right now and none of them are really all that juicy (one is about a private breakdown in 1993 and the other about a threesome he claims to have had with her and a guy named Johnny in 1983 — um, okay, that one is kinda juicy). I’ve yet to read his book myself but I hope it provides more meat than what he’s giving away here. I have a hard time believing that lawyers for Joan Ciccone have tried to “block” this chocolate milk thing from being published in the book (especially since he claims that she never knew about it in the first place … oh yeah, and cuz it’s a lame story) so I don’t get why it’s on the blog at all. I’ll keep my eye on the site to see if anything of substance gets blogged but … meh, I’m not really holding my breath.
[Source, thanks Kevin]
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August 7th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Yeah the book is LAME!! There’s like hardly anything juicy in it at all about Madonna. And this crybaby b-yotch brother comes off looking lame too. Save yourselves $ and don’t bother buying it. I’ll send you my copy!!!! : )
August 7th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Yeah, story about Johnny was nice…
August 7th, 2008 at 11:45 am
It seems like he will do anything to make some money right now while Madonna is about to tour.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
I’ve read that this blog is a fake.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
o.m.g im still in shock after reading the blog about johnny…
August 7th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
If something wasn’t allowed in the book, then why would it be allowed on an internet blog? Libel is libel, no matter where it appears. Something seems fishy about this. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that it’s fake.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
And if it is real, then that’s just nasty to be in the same room naked with your sister, both blowing the same guy. Man alive. And if that’s true, then that’s kind of funny that he said on Good Morning America or wherever that there’s no way that the A-Rod affair rumor could be true “because she’s a Catholic girl.” But even if this brother-sister-blowing-the-same-dude story isn’t true, then I still have to say I found that Catholic girl defense hilarious in light of Madonna’s other, very public and verifiable antics over the years.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
TRENT-
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY FALSE.
CHRISTOPHER DOES NOT HAVE A BLOG.
PLEASE AMMEND YOUR STORY OR CALL CHRIS’ PUBLISHER AND THEY WILL TELL YOU THIS IS A FAKE.
August 7th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
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August 7th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
LOLOLOL! That is all I have to say… too funny. The threesome story is hilarious!
August 7th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
I’m actually surprised at your reaction, Trent. You’re always really loyal to the people you’re really fans of, and I know how much you love Madonna, and he really stabbed her in the back writing that book. so I would’ve expected you not to want to read the book.
August 7th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
If that’s a real blog of Madonna’s bro, that’s way too lame…
August 7th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
You call yourself a celebrity blogger and you print this bogus crap? Seriously. This is not Christopher Ciccone’s blog and any fact check would show that. You complain about other sources doing fact checking and yet you can’t do it yourself? Your “blog” is so yesterday and so are you. Pathetic.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
I don’t call myself a celebrity anything. I do not complain about other sources doing anything. “So Yesterday” is one of my fave Hilary Duff songs, like, ever :)
August 7th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Trent,
The blog is a fake.
Matt
August 8th, 2008 at 12:49 am
GREETING!!!!
August 8th, 2008 at 6:36 am
Me again………..
A new post went up today on Chris’s supposed blog. By this point it’s safe to assume it’s totally a fake. Why? Each post has a conclusion summary where usually Madonna winds up looking stupid or being on the receiving end of something gone awry, not necessarily matching whatever came before it. Case in point, the conclusion paragraph of the latest “golden retriever” blog entry:
“Suddenly, we hear “Ooooooooooh he’s so cute!” Madonna, not naked yet, runs up to him. But Micky instantly senses her fakeness and viciously throws her to the ground, tearing her sweatshirt and biting into her arm. Madonna is shocked. She lays down silently and says, “I never heard of a golden retriever biting anybody.” The owner apologizes and indicates that Micky, in his six years, has never bit anyone. Madonna is taken to the hospital while Micky is whisked away from the set. The next day, a mutt replaces Micky.”
You see the pattern emerging here? It’s fake, Trent. Not worth reporting on.
August 8th, 2008 at 6:38 am
I mean, what are the odds that the dog would “Micky instantly senses her fakeness and viciously throws her to the ground, tearing her sweatshirt and biting into her arm.” ? Come on now. A well trained dog, especially a golden retriever, is a well trained dog, period, and isn’t going to pull a Pit Bull like that.
August 8th, 2008 at 6:42 am
This blog (PITNB, not Madonn’s brother’s) has gotten really lame though. Just thought I’d mention that. For a celeb blog, the stories you choose to cover are really silly, boring, and total pointless waste of time. Wouldn’t it be better to do something more productive with your time? Just sayin’. I don’t get the point of this blog, at all.
August 8th, 2008 at 7:20 am
LOL!
August 8th, 2008 at 8:04 am
Where did this come from?
“By now, Joan and my father have their clothes back on.”
August 8th, 2008 at 8:51 am
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August 8th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
The point is moot now, as the blog is gone.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
The blog has been removed. Must have been a fake.