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Here they come … our fave Heroes and villains … check out this new promo pic that has been released by NBC to promote the upcoming third season of Heroes:

Aww yeah … it looks like the gang’s all here … including some new faces (I think) and the absence of a couple of horrrrrible characters (so long Maya and Alejandro — go cry your black tears somewhere else). Season 3 is all about Villains and the possibilities are endless … I can’t wait, the new season premieres on NBC on September 22.

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Milo Ventimiglia is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Corduroy magazine … here are a few pics and a few quotes from his coverstory:

He’s known for playing bad boys and tortured souls, but in a new interview with Corduroy Magazine, Milo Ventimiglia reveals a surprisingly different side of himself. Whether admitting that his sisters dressed him up as Madonna when he was young (circa “Lucky Star”/faux-beauty mark phase) or talking about his long-held desire to be a doctor, the 31-year-old gets candid in his most revealing interview to date. “I had a completely normal upbringing,” he says, “which I’m very happy about. It’s a nice example that you don’t have to be a fuck-up, you don’t have to come from a broken family, or be high on drugs, or have lived on the streets to be able to succeed in the industry. When I was younger, my peers would always talk about the hard times and the down times, and how that helped them to get to that better place as an actor. It’s like, no man, that put you in rehab.” On being a celebrity: “I don’t even think my personal life is that exciting,” he says. “I don’t understand why somebody would want to see pictures of me dropping off my dry cleaning. It’s like, seriously? Someone got paid to sit in front of my house and watch me move my trashcans? I don’t get it, but it is what it is.”

Um, hello. If Milo owned a mirror then he would totes understand why people are not only interested it in his life but also like seeing pictures of him dropping off his dry cleaning … preferably nekkid ;) I just love how down-to-earth Milo is. He’s a dope guy, I’m looking forward to weekly visits from the gent once Heroes starts up again in a few weeks.

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Here are a few super, duper cute pics of David Beckham and his eldest boys Brooklyn and Romeo enjoying an afternoon of soccer training and play together her in LA this week:

David Beckham’s little protégé Romeo proved he is every inch his father’s son during a training session in Los Angeles yesterday. The five-year-old showed he has the makings of greatness as he mirrored the LA Galaxy star’s kicking technique to a tee while running around the pitch in the famous 23 jersey. Beckham Senior was on hand for a spot of coaching, occasionally showing his son a move or two from the sidelines.

The littlest Beckham, Cruz, was nowhere to be seen … clearly he had better things to do. Mebbe he was working on his breakdancing moves or something. In any event, I love seeing pics of Becks and his boys playing soccer. I’m sure it fills Becks with endless pride to see his boys take to the sport he loves so much. I’m sure he has high hopes that Beckham soccer dynasty will live on once his boys get old enough to play professionally … but, that is still a long way off. Right now, the guys are just having fun playing around together. It’s really very sweet, don’t you think?

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Earlier this week a new ad campaign photo for Feria haircolor by L’Oréal Paris featuring Beyoncé Knowles made its way to the Interweb and astute viewers (you know, people with eyes) noticed that Beyoncé was lookin’ much whiter than she usually looks (which isn’t white at all) and speculation began to go around that the folks at L’Oréal Paris might’ve lightened her skin tone a bit for the ad campaign. But today, E! News reports that L’Oréal Paris is categorically denying that they did any such thing. HMMM. Here is a pic of Beyoncé and the ad in question in a side-by-side comparison so that you can judge for yourself:

Looks can be deceiving. Apparently. Yesterday, a new print ad for L’Oréal Paris’ Feria hair color surfaced, featuring a seemingly paler than usual Beyoncé Knowles. Today, the French cosmetics giant is adamantly denying that it gave its longtime spokeswoman a case of the Michael Jacksons. “Beyoncé Knowles has been a spokesperson for the L’Oréal Paris brand since 2001,” the company said in a statement to E! News, after coming under withering online attacks suggesting the ad (on right, above) lightened more than just the hair color of the brand’s famous face. “We highly value our relationship with Ms. Knowles. It is categorically untrue that L’Oréal Paris altered Ms. Knowles’ features or skin-tone in the campaign for Feria’s hair color.” A rep for the 27-year-old Knowles declined to comment beyond the L’Oréal statement. The ad is appearing in this month’s Elle. So far the magazine has not said anything about possible Pantone issues.

HMM. Well there is no question that Beyoncé looks much lighter in the Feria ad to me so the question becomes, why does her skin tone look so much lighter. It’s possible that the Elle magazine printing may be the cause of the lightening but I dunno if Elle is gonna wanna take on that responsibility. I sincerely hope that this lightening is just an error somewhere along the line and it wasn’t purposely decided by someone that it would be wise to make an African American woman look lighter just to sell more hair color. Tho, we may never get a either an admittance or a solid answer one way or the other.

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Here are a couple pics of Gwen Stefani and her MASSIVE baby bump as she made her way into a hospital here in LA earlier today:

Homegirl looks pretty ripe for birthin’ a baby. I don’t believe she was checking herself into the hospital to bring forth the fruit of her loins just yet but she must be very, very close. Within the week? What do we think?

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The Wayne County jail that has been honored with the duty of incarcerating the sitting mayor of Detroit, Michigan, Kwame Kilpatrick, has just released his lovely mugshot which I know present to all y’all:

In case you missed it earlier, Kwame Kilpatrick (the disgraceful current mayor of the city of Detroit) was sentenced to a spend a night in jail for violating the terms of his bond stemming from a criminal charge against him of obstruction of justice and perjury (read all about it HERE) and the Wayne County Sheriff’s Department has just released his booking photo. It’s a dark day for the city of Detroit but hopefully it is the beginning of a bright new future … once Kilpatrick is removed from office and a more fitting mayor can be installed/elected.

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Wee! Yesterday was my first full day back in LA after my recent world tour to London, Paris and NYC which meant that I was *FINALLY* able to spend the day driving my new car :) Because I had an appointment in Beverly Hills, I was able to take my new baby, Wülfgang Jürgen-Klaüs, out for a spin on the mean streets of LA …

… which basically meant that I spent a lot of time in stop and go traffic ;( Ah well, it was still fun getting to drive my car for the first time since bringing it home from the dealership! OMG, I am so in love with it … it is such a swank car, weeee! Last night, I met up with Jordan for dinner at Pho Cafe and then we made our way to a charming little French bistro nearby to just sit and chat. I love Jo Jo, he and I don’t spend nearly enough time hanging out as we should.

Today, I am getting my hair chopped off … it is so overdue for a cut, I might have to just shave it all off. I dunno, I think I need a change. Afterward, I’m meeting up with Darion for dinner and hanging out … ah, it’s great to be back home again :)

• Happy News! Morgan Freeman is feeling “real good” these days now that he’s out of the hospital :)
• Betty White clarifies that she and the other Golden Girls did not sub Estelle Getty by not attending her funeral, they all loved her very much in life.
• Miley Cyrus confesses that she and Nick Jonas were “in love”.
• The body of a dead woman was found in a closet after a Lil’ Kim party … and I thought things like that only happened on Delta airline planes.
• Dixie Chick Emily Robison and her hubby are dunzo.
• Today on As The Days of our General Bold, Beautiful Young and Restless Lives … the editor of Soap Opera Weekly has been fired!
• Michael Lohan never misses an opportunity to stick his nose in where it isn’t wanted or needed.
• Kelly Slater does Paper magazine.
• Giorgio Armani is A-OK with bull fighting; bedazzling.
• Could someone please get Lily Allen a bra? Please?
• Old skool nekkid Xtina.
• Britney Spears back on the party scene.
• Kate Hudson does W magazine.
• Charlize Theron is 33, Harold Perrineau (Lost) is 45 and David Duchovny (The X-Files) is 48 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• The Tales of Beedle the Bard book tops the Amazon.com bestseller list … and the book won’t be released for months yet.
• Lauren LC Conrad to design dresses for the Emmy trophy girls.
• L. Ron got matching tattoos?

Project Runway got into the Olympic spirit with this week’s ep (and just in time as the 29th Olympic Games get underway in Beijing, China tomorrow) as the designers were challenged to create women’s wear outfits for the US Olympic Team that would be fit to wear to the opening ceremonies of the Summer Games:

Celebrity guest judge and Olympian speed skater Apolo Ono was on hand to help with the judging process. After the jump, find out who was in, who was out and who took home the Gold (since we already know that Blayne won the Bronzer) …

Not content with merely publishing wild and lurid tales about his sister Madonna‘s private life in book form, it now appears that her younger brother, Christopher Ciccone, has decided to take up blogging in order to tell the tales he would like to tell but was unable to publish in his new book Life with My Sister, Madonna due to various legalities. The blog promises to provide new content online since some “lawyers [are] blocking some content in the book”. Here is a lovely excerpt from a blogpost about Madonna and her disdain for her stepmother Joan:

Madonna hates our stepmother, Joan. I try and have a little more understanding for Joan and the fact that she has made our father happy again after our natural mother’s death. At times, Madonna pretends to like her and when she does, I always know there’s some weird motive … Madonna knows that Joan likes chocolate milk. “Do you want some Chocolate milk?” Madonna asks, to which Joan nods her head. I go downstairs with Madonna and her friends as Madonna makes her “speciality.” I couldn’t understand why Madonna was so excited about making chocolate milk. But wait… After mixing up the Hershey’s syrup into the milk, Madonna puts her lips together and lets out a spit ball that slowly falls from her mouth into the milk. Madonna takes a dirty fork and mixes it. The audience looks in shock, which Madonna loves. “I think she’ll like this,” Madonna whispers as if she’s the wicked witch of the East. We don’t believe that Madonna is going to give this to Joan, but we follow her back upstairs. By now, Joan and my father have their clothes back on. Madonna gives Joan the milk and Joan thanks her. Madonna turns around with a smile and closes the door. Madonna gags as if she’s going to throw up. The rest of us are still in shock. Till this day, Joan never realized what the “special” ingredient in her chocolate milk was.

Well, I guess Joan Ciccone knows about it now. Thus far, there are only 3 blogposts online right now and none of them are really all that juicy (one is about a private breakdown in 1993 and the other about a threesome he claims to have had with her and a guy named Johnny in 1983 — um, okay, that one is kinda juicy). I’ve yet to read his book myself but I hope it provides more meat than what he’s giving away here. I have a hard time believing that lawyers for Joan Ciccone have tried to “block” this chocolate milk thing from being published in the book (especially since he claims that she never knew about it in the first place … oh yeah, and cuz it’s a lame story) so I don’t get why it’s on the blog at all. I’ll keep my eye on the site to see if anything of substance gets blogged but … meh, I’m not really holding my breath.

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