Who’s Bringin’ Un-Sexy Back?
Can you guess which ofttimes whacky celeb was snapped disrobing at the back of his car this weekend after he endured a brisk hike in the wilds of Telluride, Colorado?

Hopefully you should know who this mysterious person in the ill-fitting blue jeans is by the information given above but, just in case, find out who it is after the jump …
Ta-Da! It’s Tom Cruise!!!

As Katie Holmes attracts attention with her increasingly skinny frame, Tom Cruise appears to taking on his wife’s extra weight. Middle age could be catching up with the 46-year-old actor after he was spotted showing off a chubbier frame on a hiking trip in Colorado. The Top Gun star and Holmes, 29, spent the long weekend with their family at their Telluride home in the Centennial State to celebrate America’s Independence Day. In between joining the locals for the national holiday festivities, Cruise enjoyed a hike in the hot sun around the nearby mountains. After arriving back from his walk, a sweaty Cruise showed off his expanding girth as he stripped off by his car.
As you may recall, the Cruise family welcomed Les Beckhams to Telluride, CO this weekend for the long July 4th holiday … it’s a damn shame that Becks didn’t accompany Tommy boy on his hike. The sight of a shirtless Becks would do wonders for erasing this image of Tom from my mind. Yikes!!!


July 7th, 2008 at 10:58 am
haha! looks like he loves the beer too much… nice muffin top ;)
July 7th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Meh. The extra weight might be disguising some key new thetons.
I’d still hit it. Course, I’d have to dodge the spaceship during.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:29 am
i thought it was brendan fraiser from behind. OH YEAH,,TRENTS THE MANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3
July 7th, 2008 at 11:30 am
He kind of looks like David Arquett to me a little in this picture
July 7th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Eh, regardless of the Scientology, jumping up and down on Oprah’s couch, and love handles, he is still effing hot.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:51 am
Blech, dude still gives me the creeps in a major way. I would defo NOT hit that. *shudder*
July 7th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Ooo, yummmy, soft and squishy, it’s the Pillbury Doughboy. I wouldn’t hit dat. Euw.
July 7th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
despite a few extra pounds and the fact that he’s loony…he’s still a stunning looking man.
July 7th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
He is not aging well. Some me do, some don’t. He’s in the not list. Too bad. He was super hot in MI 2 with the longer hair- yummy. Now, he’s icky.
July 7th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Hahahah!!! I thought it was Jack Osborune. Tom is done man, he’s just done.
July 7th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Oh come on y’all! Give the man a break about his muffin top. He just spawned a baby a year ago…
July 7th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
I just knew it was going to be him! Maybe it’s that terrible haircut that tipped me off.
Set Katie Free!!!
July 7th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
spawned a baby two years ago, and he didn’t- katie did!
but he is a good looking guy, can’t deny him that!
July 8th, 2008 at 11:59 am
I personally think Tomkat is the nastiest couple. Ick! I wouldn’t hit that with a ten-foot pole!
July 8th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
“You know you wanna hit it!” LMAO! Trent your awesome!