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You know, you’d think being married to fashionista supermodel Heidi Klum would teach Seal a thing or two about how to dress fashionably. Normally, the man looks pretty damn good whenever he ventures out for a public event … but this weekend, Seal has proven that being married to a fashionable person doesn’t mean their fashion sense necessarily rubs off on them. Here are a couple pics of Seal upon arrival in Hamburg, Germany this weekend wearing an awful pair of manpris (ie. the most hideous fashion trend to plague mankind since, well, the invention of capri pants) … try not to fall under the sway of the vapors by looking at these pics:

Adding to the tragedy, Seal was also walking around with painted black toenails … on only one foot. It’s such a shame, the man is usually so dapper. I really hope that wifey Heidi can overlook these terrible mistakes on Seal‘s part and won’t end up divorcing him. I’m afraid that Tim Gunn might have a thing or two to say to the man when next they meet (I wouldn’t be surprised if Tim slapped the man silly … that is, if the poor dear hasn’t dropped dead from the mere sight of these pics). Yeesh.

[Photo credit: Splash News]