Seal’s Guide To Style
You know, you’d think being married to fashionista supermodel Heidi Klum would teach Seal a thing or two about how to dress fashionably. Normally, the man looks pretty damn good whenever he ventures out for a public event … but this weekend, Seal has proven that being married to a fashionable person doesn’t mean their fashion sense necessarily rubs off on them. Here are a couple pics of Seal upon arrival in Hamburg, Germany this weekend wearing an awful pair of manpris (ie. the most hideous fashion trend to plague mankind since, well, the invention of capri pants) … try not to fall under the sway of the vapors by looking at these pics:
Adding to the tragedy, Seal was also walking around with painted black toenails … on only one foot. It’s such a shame, the man is usually so dapper. I really hope that wifey Heidi can overlook these terrible mistakes on Seal’s part and won’t end up divorcing him. I’m afraid that Tim Gunn might have a thing or two to say to the man when next they meet (I wouldn’t be surprised if Tim slapped the man silly … that is, if the poor dear hasn’t dropped dead from the mere sight of these pics). Yeesh.
[Photo credit: Splash News]
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July 6th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Actually, both are painted if you look, just that one nail, on the right….
July 6th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
maybe he let his kids paint his toenails? Actually… I’m a big fan of this look as I find (most) men’s feet unattractive and unkempt.
July 6th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
i love his wife
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July 6th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
My kids paint Daddy’s nails from time to time. At least it wasn’t red or pink.
The manpris, well there is no excuse there unless he lets the kids dress him too.
July 6th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
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July 6th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
I think you will find crocs are an even worse abomination to fashion.
July 6th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
He’s trying to start a new trend.
July 6th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
The nail polish is clearly on both feet. Just for the record.
July 6th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Trent, you are the master when it comes to editing. Perfect Tim comment.
July 6th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
The manpris are pretty bad……but, honestly, if anyone is going to attempt to get away with them it’s Seal. I mean, look at him, he’s gorgeous! I can’t say that he looks his hottest…but, hey, if this is him on a bad day, then that’s really not that bad.
and to address the nail polish, I’m betting you a million bucks that he let his kids paint his nails. Not that it justifies anything, but it certainly explains things.
July 6th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
It is not nail polish people is nail antifungal medicine.The man is infected with a foot nail fungal infection.So if you meet him, do anything (Ugh) but “shrimping”.It may be hazardous to your health and remember to turn the lights off before you start and leave before they come on or you may die of a fright.
July 6th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Love the graphic.
This post is divine.
The manpris and polish, however, are vile.
What could have been worse? Mandals?
July 6th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
He looks good – leave Seal alone – Isn’t it funny how the tabloids are always trying to piss off Seal? WHY? So they can film the big black guy reacting ‘violently’ to their stupid comments and behaviour.
July 6th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
So if you think manpris are as big an abomination as I do, why haven’t you given Trent Reznor a hard time about it when he wore them ON STAGE last summer?
July 7th, 2008 at 2:53 am
i bet it was Leni painting daddy’s toes.
July 7th, 2008 at 4:21 am
Eh, it’s not uncommon for men to have paint on their toes in my experience.
July 7th, 2008 at 7:21 am
I agree above with Jake. Crocs are THE worst fashion footwear imaginable. Lay off the “Manpris” This is not a new fashion trend by any means. I moved from South Africa where everyones been wearing them for far over 10 years at least. I believe them to be quite sexy, the more beat up the better.
July 7th, 2008 at 8:19 am
I love the term ‘manpris’! My husband and I also coined the term “shpants” for short pants. Either way, they’re very popular for men in Europe so that must be where he got his inspiration (and the shpants) but the toenail polish? There might be a fun story behind that!
July 7th, 2008 at 8:20 am
I’m definitley sure that who wrote this rubbish is a mean son of a bitch ,fuck you ! I guess you are the gay your self ,Do you think that a filthy bastard like you are so funny just hunting a snapshop and build some dirt with your twisted mind and you think you will harm him? Believe me you just prove your disgusting way of thinking, And it’s no wonder mentioning another gay like you ,but he is a very respectable guy and decent gay ,I mean tim gunn.
July 7th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Is M D’s comment even in English? I have no idea who he is even referring to. Whatev.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
On Seal, manpris are fab.
July 8th, 2008 at 2:35 am
What do you figure it out Cathy? As you see it’s a kind of nonsense so please forgive me and show me how?Admitting that I wrote as we “The martians” used to do, For some funny reason our language in mars is very close to the fucking english and we can not help it,So please skip the blame honey,But i promise you that I’m planning to visit your fucking dirty earth just to learn this fucking lousy english and who knows may be I will accidently meet you to enjoy seeing your ugly face.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:23 am
Lol at Timm Gunn’s comment, nice one trent.
July 8th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
It’s not the polish that scares me. It’s the feets!!
July 9th, 2008 at 3:16 am
Advising pixie!!!The big weird feet means another weird big some thing else, You just hunt your self some big weird feet and see for your self pixie and enjoy, But try to avoid getting some thing else big your self “abdomen I fear and warn “!!!!
July 12th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
well, it may be to hide his black skin so not to look like a real black thing.
you know when you are black and the finger nails and toes are white….