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Bummer break-up news to report … the blink-and-you-missed-it romantic relationship betwixt Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams has already fizzled out, gone kaput, crapped out. Blaming the glaring light of the media spotlight, Ryan released a statement explaining the reasons for the break-up … sad but true, they are dunzo, ya’ll. Here is the full text of Ryan‘s statement that was released, exclusively apparently, to OK! magazine:

“Mandy is one of those genuinely sweet angelic people you wish to meet your whole life. I am grateful for our friendship and how it allowed us both to grow and learn more. Unfortunately I am allergic to paparazzi and have found the best antidote to that sort of nonsense is staying behind the guitar and typewriter, staying close to my support group of friends and band mates and not engaging in activities that prevent me from taking care of myself or others. I found the entire speculation and subsequent photographs and intrusions terrifying and only wish to live as normal a life as possible, so that I might always remain punk as fuck AND sober. Also, I just want to jam. Plus I like metal A LOT.”

I understand the couple, R-Andy M-Adams, started hooking up back in December but managed to keep things quiet until March and then earlier this month the first pics of the couple together surfaced … and now they’re over. Mandy had to be the most wholesome of Ryan‘s string of babes and Ryan was deffo the most interesting of Mandy‘s men. I was taken aback when I first heard that these two were dating and now that they’re dunzo, I’m kinda mourning the loss. Sure, they made an odd pair but the thought of the two of them together was an intriguing one … what in the world do they have to talk about? Would they ever collaborate musically (like Ryan did with his ex-girlfriend Leona Naess)? What in the world was the sex like? I guess now we’ll never know. Peace the Spork Out, R-Andy M-Adams … you shall be missed.

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