Comments on: Here’s Your One Chance, Jessica, Don’t Let Me Down

By: Aly

Aly — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:07:26 +0000

Man, Jessica wishes she was anywhere close to Reba.

By: Jenn

Jenn — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:47:25 +0000

Celebrity endorsed perfume are so overated! There is no “NEW” scent everything has been recycled over and over again.

I was never a fan of Jessica in the beginning. I found her personality to be wishy washy or at least that’s what Poppa Joe Smoe instructed her people to market her. A typical blonde who’s nothing more than a sad excuse to walk us again into many episodes of the movie CLUELESS.

The dumb blonde legacy is still very alive and apparent because of people like her. The sad thing is she’s probably not as dumbe as they market her to be.

In a macro level one can attest that perhaps society is much more inclined to accept a “dumb blonde” that goes around with fake tatas ans strutt herself in very short cut out jeans and size xxs small shirt — over an independent successful goal oriented woman who speaks her mind and will not settle for less than what she deserve.

She is not a role model. She makes other women who have fought to gain respect and equality amongs the “big boys” ashamed. We don’t hate you Jessica, we just pity you instead!

Learn the difference beatween chicken and fish you dumb hag!

By: Natalia

Natalia — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 23:47:22 +0000

She’s kind of ripping of Sarah Jessica Parker’s Lovely with the promos here.

By: Natalia

Natalia — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 23:46:38 +0000

Fancy? That has to be the WORST name for a fragarance. It’s very country bumpkin. When someone describes something as “Fancy” it’s that they are not used to things with class.
The bottle looks very pretty though.

By: PixieBassline

PixieBassline — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:50:59 +0000

I am usually annoyed by her… but she’s actually pretty in the top pic. It doesn’t even look like her.

By: Chanelle

Chanelle — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 15:32:37 +0000

Reba didn’t write Fancy…and she surely did a poor cover of the song. Check out Bobby Gentry. :)

By: Wendell

Wendell — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 13:23:45 +0000

I was originally a big fan of Jess (loved the song “I Think I’m In Love”) then got REALLY sick of her. I really like the new country song though and I hope she finds herself a little nitch somewhere. If she can hock a fragrance and extend her 15 minutes AGAIN, more power to her.

By: http://webescape.wordpress.com/

http://webescape.wordpress.com/ — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 10:14:31 +0000

I do think she looks adorable in the pictures, the makeup is gorgeous. She looks fresh and young, like Hayden.

By: brooklyn lew

brooklyn lew — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 06:16:38 +0000

when i look at jessica simpson she reminds me of some weird beetle with big teeth. im so sick of celeb scents, like bitch do you not have enough money already? or are u just dumb and your thinking yours is original and inspiring?

By: MontanaMama

MontanaMama — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 04:27:13 +0000

Ahahahaha Josh – she referenced a song about her parent turning her out to make money as an inspiration? I think that about sums up the legacy of Jessica.

Also, goodness gracious, was her father in love with 80′s era Cher? She is a total replication of Infomercial Cher. Hawk anything in your path and only be known for who you’re boinking.

By: Ricardo

Ricardo — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 03:10:44 +0000

Britney Spears is the Queen in the Celebrity Fragrances Bussines..

Good Luck Jessica…..you sure will need it! XD

By: Amy

Amy — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 02:08:58 +0000

There must really be some money in fragrances b/c people are always coming out with them. How many scents does JLo have??

By: A

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 22:50:28 +0000

I don’t think so…

By: Josh

Josh — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 22:35:45 +0000

I have had the chance to smell ‘Fancy’ and I really enjoyed it. I will definitly be buying it. She has referenced the song by Reba as inspiration to her, but she has actually mentioned that song back in the the 2000-2002 era of her singing career. I also just seen her new video and it is beautiful, love the song, and can’t wait until 9-9 to purchase the album!