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Can you guess which member of an all female pop group showed up at a friend’s birthday party at a private residence in NYC last night looking so totally unrecognizable that I can post pictures of her actual face and you’d prolly still not be able to guess who it is?

I am not even kidding. At first, I thought the photo captions were totally wrong because I simply couldn’t believe my eyes. After the jump, find out who it is …

So, yeah, these pics are supposedly of Aubrey O’Day from the group Danity Kane. Here’s a pic of Aubrey that shows you what she used to (normally?) look like:

I’m totally shocked. She looks nothing like her former self anymore … actually, she barely looks female. That being said, I think she needs a touch more make-up … I think I spy a millimeter of bare skin on her neck. She could also use some antiperspirant — the pit stains are really unsightly. Yikes! doesn’t even seem to express my feelings fully. Anyways, Aubrey was a guest at NYC blogger Micah Jesse‘s birthday party (who I met back in March, the two of us got a photo with Mariah Carey) … I hope he wasn’t offended that she showed up at his soiree looking nothing like herself. If she showed up at my party lookin’ like this, I’d have to ask for ID. I hope this new look of hers is temporary … Aubrey O’Day is lookin’ frightful!

[Photo credit: INFdaily]