Cristiano Ronaldo Gets Extra Fried, Crispy
Finger-lickin' good?
Portuguese soccer player and Manchester United phenom Cristiano Ronaldo continues to hobble his way around SoCal this week spending some time poolside and shopping with friends. Here are pics of the overly fried lad doing a bit of shopping at the Ed Hardy boutique in West Hollywood, CA yesterday afternoon:
ICK. His skin looks really unattractive in these pics (which is strange ‘cuz I like leather). It’s funny how hawt he looks when he’s all oiled up and lying in the sun and how totally EW he looks in these pics. The shorty shorts do nothing for his crispy brown chicken legs … I think he needs to rethink his whole ensemble. I am not a fan of this look … are you?
[Photo credit: INFdaily]
I posted a picture of this yesterday and still think he looks very WTFish. What happened to his legs? He’s a footballer, he should have very fit legs. And that brown does not look healthy at all.
That can’t be healthy.
George Hamilton called….he wants his leather skin suit back….
Hm the tan is indeed a bit tooo much. Maybe.
But are you pointing at his knees? I mean, have you ever seen sexy knees?
I would take him any day!
He is a sexy mofo!!!
Nasty ass brown. Eww…..I mean, he is damn fine like hell, but c’mon Cris….seriously…and he needs to man up those legs. Looks to sisfied for me.
Does nothing for me.
Yeah, I’m never a fan of UV damage. Whenever I see super-tan young people, I just think they’re a future melanoma casualty.
He totally has fake tanner on. My boyfriend does bodybuilding. He has to put this crazy stuff (super bronzer) on his skin to make it darker so his muscles stand out more. This guy totally has that on.
I don’t know, I think he is fried because he is always laying out in the sun. I don’t like real dark tans.
I hope his internal organs aren’t crispy too..
I thought he had fake legs for a second because they look plastic.
wth? And now I can’t the Wonder Woman theme out of my head. “In her satin tights, fighting for her rights…” He better get off those crutches and start running before Coach begins chasing him to skin his legs and use them for a new line of totes. Blecch!
He looks indian(dot, not feather).
Eww… looks like he ordered the Colonel’s “Original Recipe” and got a big ‘ol bucket of Extra Crispy instead.
Those are some dark, girly legs he got there! haha And he’s a footballer? The crutches did him wrong!
lol. crispy brown chicken legs.
EWWWW. those look like girls legs! and whats with the super-short shorts? definitely a turn off!
He’s been baking his ass in the sun in teeny shorts, it’s not fake tan.
Only girls should wear shorts like that.
Well after his soccer career he could do drag
does anyone else think he looks like tito or jermaine jackson?