Cristiano Ronaldo Gets Extra Fried, Crispy
Portuguese soccer player and Manchester United phenom Cristiano Ronaldo continues to hobble his way around SoCal this week spending some time poolside and shopping with friends. Here are pics of the overly fried lad doing a bit of shopping at the Ed Hardy boutique in West Hollywood, CA yesterday afternoon:
ICK. His skin looks really unattractive in these pics (which is strange ‘cuz I like leather). It’s funny how hawt he looks when he’s all oiled up and lying in the sun and how totally EW he looks in these pics. The shorty shorts do nothing for his crispy brown chicken legs … I think he needs to rethink his whole ensemble. I am not a fan of this look … are you?
[Photo credit: INFdaily]
Tags: Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro, Ed Hardy boutique
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July 23rd, 2008 at 1:16 pm
looks like he has girl legs!!!!!
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:23 pm
YUCK. Hope he’s got someone to check him for moles… that skin looks so leathery, I wouldn’t want to touch it. And the shiny shorts are not helping matters at all.
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Hey looks like a walking melanoma. And the pink t makes him look like a girl. It’s just no good over all. Definitely not manly enough.
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:31 pm
He’s wearing some very short shorts… also he’s no longer his natural skin colour. That brown does not look normal on him. Needs to cover up now, let that tan fade, its not right.
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:37 pm
IYYY disgusting !!! so turn off
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Horrible legs! The skin tone is weird and so unattractive.. its almost disgusting.
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Hell no! He doesn’t look good at all. He looks kind of girly – his legs are very shapely. And you’re right -the shorts do nothing for him!
But his skin…. ewww. It’s like that Seinfeld when Kramer started laying out with butter and Neuman envisioned him as a roasted turkey…. ;-)
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:09 pm
talk about tanarecxia (spelling?)
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:10 pm
the poor fella is looking like a fried chicken, with polio…i like his sunglasses tho! at least his eyes have been protected.
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:20 pm
whoa!! someone introduce this guy to sunscreen!!! he is NOT going to look very handsome in a few years when all that frying catches up with him! TANOREXIA!!!
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:40 pm
well to me personally…hes always looked girly… but really someone should tell him to stay inside for a bit…or put pants on…SOMETHING!!
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:46 pm
This guy is just nasty.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:00 pm
My husband and sister in laws are portuguese and they tan dark naturally and we live in northern canada where we hardly get past 25 degrees. It looks to me like hes used a spray tan recently. I still think even with the girly legs hes still hotter than 95% of celebrity. I do wish that he had kept his crooked teeth though.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:05 pm
european boys hate baggy basketball shorts. they all wear shorter shorts than ‘american styles’… maybe not always THIS short but this is perfectly normal here. why so much fabric? why does it have to saunter around like a dress when they walk? they’re meant for sport and moving around not sweeping floors. that also goes for those crazy long cargo swimming shorts…what’s the point??? you’re in water and sun..why so much fabricccccccc?
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:15 pm
The big white shoes aren’t helping either.. they just emphasize the chicken-ness of his over-cooked legs.
Ela – the guys over here wear more fabric for fear of looking like THIS guy! He’s got a weird femininity to his legs…
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:32 pm
i don’t think the shorts help. he should wear something a bit more longer. that pair of shorts dont really look good on guys, well length wise
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:41 pm
The short shorts are pretty normal for soccer players from South America. I used to go to a small school where all but 8 guys on the soccer team were from either Argentina, Peru, Brazil, Columbia, Honduras, Paraguay or Spain. That’s just how they wear them.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Its not just his legs that look feminine! Girlfriend looks like a big ‘mo in these pics LOL
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:00 pm
That’s stupid, he is naturally darker. The only thing wrong is that he looks like she shaved, his outfit is horrible, and it seems like he spray tanned. he’s still hot.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:00 pm
ha oops not she shaved – he shaved
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I posted a picture of this yesterday and still think he looks very WTFish. What happened to his legs? He’s a footballer, he should have very fit legs. And that brown does not look healthy at all.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:28 pm
That can’t be healthy.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:52 pm
George Hamilton called….he wants his leather skin suit back….
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Hm the tan is indeed a bit tooo much. Maybe.
But are you pointing at his knees? I mean, have you ever seen sexy knees?
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I would take him any day!
He is a sexy mofo!!!
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Nasty ass brown. Eww…..I mean, he is damn fine like hell, but c’mon Cris….seriously…and he needs to man up those legs. Looks to sisfied for me.
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Does nothing for me.
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Yeah, I’m never a fan of UV damage. Whenever I see super-tan young people, I just think they’re a future melanoma casualty.
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:27 pm
He totally has fake tanner on. My boyfriend does bodybuilding. He has to put this crazy stuff (super bronzer) on his skin to make it darker so his muscles stand out more. This guy totally has that on.
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:56 pm
I don’t know, I think he is fried because he is always laying out in the sun. I don’t like real dark tans.
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:58 pm
I hope his internal organs aren’t crispy too..
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:01 pm
I thought he had fake legs for a second because they look plastic.
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:47 pm
wth? And now I can’t the Wonder Woman theme out of my head. “In her satin tights, fighting for her rights…” He better get off those crutches and start running before Coach begins chasing him to skin his legs and use them for a new line of totes. Blecch!
July 23rd, 2008 at 9:50 pm
He looks indian(dot, not feather).
July 24th, 2008 at 3:04 am
Eww… looks like he ordered the Colonel’s “Original Recipe” and got a big ‘ol bucket of Extra Crispy instead.
Those are some dark, girly legs he got there! haha And he’s a footballer? The crutches did him wrong!
July 24th, 2008 at 5:00 am
lol. crispy brown chicken legs.
EWWWW. those look like girls legs! and whats with the super-short shorts? definitely a turn off!
July 24th, 2008 at 5:48 am
He’s been baking his ass in the sun in teeny shorts, it’s not fake tan.
July 24th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Only girls should wear shorts like that.
July 24th, 2008 at 8:10 am
Well after his soccer career he could do drag
July 24th, 2008 at 8:37 am
does anyone else think he looks like tito or jermaine jackson?
July 24th, 2008 at 8:59 am
hey if you are christian ronaldo, you’re going to have to flaunt it. I dont why guys think more clothings on them = hot. Those that have somethign to hide would wear baggy ugly clothings..those that don’t, flaunt it.
July 24th, 2008 at 10:33 am
I’m laughing my ass off, reading these comments….. I didn’t even REALIZE that his legs were SHAVEN… THAT COULD be 65% of why they look so damn weird.
July 24th, 2008 at 10:50 am
His legs look like wax. They look fake!
July 24th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
he still lokks hot, and the tan is temporary i guess!! i mean he is on vacations! that´s what most people like to do!!
July 24th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
That looks so bad, a great footballer though.
June 29th, 2009 at 5:28 am
Does anyone what brand of sunglasses he’s wearing…
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