Jul 24, 2008
Cristiano Is A Cripsy Critter
More Crisp-iano Ronaldo

Yesterday we got to see a few RIDICULOUS photos of Manchester United soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo showing off his fried chicken legs as he hobbled on crutches at the Ed Hardy boutique in West Hollywood, CA and today we get to check out a couple more photos of the Portuguese phenom doing what he seems to love best … frying his epidermis:


Football star Cristiano Ronaldo clearly enjoys sporting the bronzed look. But the Manchester United and Portuguese international appears to have taken his love of tanning too far as he turned a distinct shade of mahogany from his daily sunbathing sessions in Los Angeles. Ronaldo has spent his break since the premiere season’s end last month sunning himself. First on holiday with ex-girlfriend Nereida in Sardinia, and now in Los Angeles. But despite acquiring the desired bronzed look some weeks ago, the star footballer is still soaking up the sun on a daily basis. Ronaldo’s once sunkissed skin has now turned a decidedly much darker hue, but the 23-year-old appears to be addicted to the suns rays, lying out in the sun on a daily basis. Ronaldo is recuperating in Los Angeles after an operation on his ankle.

Yeah, methinks that Cristiano should really start to be concerned about all this suntanning. Absent the fact that he could contract a nasty case of skin cancer, his skin looks like it’s about 4 minutes away from turning into leather. It’s not a good look. The darker he becomes the more I think about the Season 5 Project Runway contestant Blayne and his insane love of suntanning — he must be seething with jealousy … dare I say, he’s “green” with envy?

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  1. Nicola says:

    Dear lord… that is one baked Portuguese. The dude next to him doesn’t look too far off either XD

  2. Mr. Gyllenhaal says:

    I am all about tanning but this guy is so gross!! His tan, his skinny legs, he is just all around a nasty person in my eyes! Go back to Europe, we have all we want in Becks:)!!!

  3. Margie says:

    You can see the burn line at the waist of his trunks. I wonder how his foot will look like after the cast is removed.

  4. Pussyna Caunt says:

    Exessive sun-tanning is obviouslly BAD. Seriouslly… is he that stupid? I don’t see any “hot” guy in here. But I’m sure I see a stupid one.

  5. Aidan says:

    My eyes! MY EYES! *flees*

  6. Ibby says:

    Wow…this is NOT okay….

  7. Lily says:

    I can’t believe how stupid someone can be.
    Does he really think that he looks good that dark?

  8. InMyStomach says:

    Somebody should just walk up to him with a huge umbrella

  9. Peppar says:

    Oh my…it gets even worse, as his freaky legs wasn’t enough. What is wrong with this guy?

  10. Caroline says:

    uggghhhh…………. why would anyone bake in the sun that long?!?!?! I don’t even like my toast that burnt!

  11. tammy says:

    im still in lust. when he returns to Machester*please* he will return to a normal color. Maybe the pic I have of him on my msn looking down into his shorts is enough to save my soul from the spray tan.

  12. Lisa says:

    Someone get the butter and a baster before that breast meat dries right out!

  13. robin says:

    this guy is not hot. ew.

  14. shell says:

    I saw him on a million aire&celeb da ting site ‘ric hkis s.co m’ last week. It seems he is turning to online scene for true love.

  15. Liz says:

    Skin cancer anyone? I will stick with my suncreened pale skin.

  16. cherry says:

    You know how many times I’ve seen his legs and the rest of his wierd,crispy body on this site and Perez’s???Yuck,that is so unhealthy,has he ever heard of skin cancer??Lay off the sun.

  17. Reb says:

    Uggggghhhhhh! Gross! Nicole Kidman needs to seriously counsel this guy.

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