Cristiano Is A Cripsy Critter
Yesterday we got to see a few RIDICULOUS photos of Manchester United soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo showing off his fried chicken legs as he hobbled on crutches at the Ed Hardy boutique in West Hollywood, CA and today we get to check out a couple more photos of the Portuguese phenom doing what he seems to love best … frying his epidermis:
Football star Cristiano Ronaldo clearly enjoys sporting the bronzed look. But the Manchester United and Portuguese international appears to have taken his love of tanning too far as he turned a distinct shade of mahogany from his daily sunbathing sessions in Los Angeles. Ronaldo has spent his break since the premiere season’s end last month sunning himself. First on holiday with ex-girlfriend Nereida in Sardinia, and now in Los Angeles. But despite acquiring the desired bronzed look some weeks ago, the star footballer is still soaking up the sun on a daily basis. Ronaldo’s once sunkissed skin has now turned a decidedly much darker hue, but the 23-year-old appears to be addicted to the suns rays, lying out in the sun on a daily basis. Ronaldo is recuperating in Los Angeles after an operation on his ankle.
Yeah, methinks that Cristiano should really start to be concerned about all this suntanning. Absent the fact that he could contract a nasty case of skin cancer, his skin looks like it’s about 4 minutes away from turning into leather. It’s not a good look. The darker he becomes the more I think about the Season 5 Project Runway contestant Blayne and his insane love of suntanning — he must be seething with jealousy … dare I say, he’s “green” with envy?
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July 24th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Dear lord… that is one baked Portuguese. The dude next to him doesn’t look too far off either XD
July 24th, 2008 at 11:16 am
I am all about tanning but this guy is so gross!! His tan, his skinny legs, he is just all around a nasty person in my eyes! Go back to Europe, we have all we want in Becks:)!!!
July 24th, 2008 at 11:18 am
You can see the burn line at the waist of his trunks. I wonder how his foot will look like after the cast is removed.
July 24th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Exessive sun-tanning is obviouslly BAD. Seriouslly… is he that stupid? I don’t see any “hot” guy in here. But I’m sure I see a stupid one.
July 24th, 2008 at 11:20 am
My eyes! MY EYES! *flees*
July 24th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Wow…this is NOT okay….
July 24th, 2008 at 11:41 am
I can’t believe how stupid someone can be.
Does he really think that he looks good that dark?
July 24th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Somebody should just walk up to him with a huge umbrella
July 24th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Oh my…it gets even worse, as his freaky legs wasn’t enough. What is wrong with this guy?
July 24th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
uggghhhh…………. why would anyone bake in the sun that long?!?!?! I don’t even like my toast that burnt!
July 24th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
im still in lust. when he returns to Machester*please* he will return to a normal color. Maybe the pic I have of him on my msn looking down into his shorts is enough to save my soul from the spray tan.
July 24th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Someone get the butter and a baster before that breast meat dries right out!
July 24th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
ew….
July 24th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
this guy is not hot. ew.
July 24th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
I saw him on a million aire&celeb da ting site ‘ric hkis s.co m’ last week. It seems he is turning to online scene for true love.
July 25th, 2008 at 6:33 am
Skin cancer anyone? I will stick with my suncreened pale skin.
July 25th, 2008 at 7:20 am
You know how many times I’ve seen his legs and the rest of his wierd,crispy body on this site and Perez’s???Yuck,that is so unhealthy,has he ever heard of skin cancer??Lay off the sun.
July 25th, 2008 at 8:02 am
Uggggghhhhhh! Gross! Nicole Kidman needs to seriously counsel this guy.
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July 25th, 2008 at 8:23 am
Ewww… This just doesn’t look healthy… and I used to be in love with him.. Ugh ;)
July 25th, 2008 at 8:26 am
I wonder how white his ass is.
July 25th, 2008 at 9:22 am
Yes,he’s overcooked but it might be Photoshop too.
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July 25th, 2008 at 9:49 am
let me just tell you, it is pretty hard to live in Portugal in the summer and not get a tan like that. Everybody there is tanned and dresses in euro-fashion.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:04 am
SICK!
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July 25th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
He is nasty. Finally, people see it!
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August 18th, 2008 at 12:47 am
woah, he is toast, hes a good looking guy…toned body and all…but THATS taking a step…wait….many steps too far…lets hope his fans will not follow his ’style’…..and i do hope he takes the extra precaution of avoiding skin cancer. (touch-wood)~