Battle Of The Bulge: Becks Vs. Cristiano
Here’s a fun little game to wrap your head around … here are two pictures, one of David Beckham on the fields of play in Washington DC at this weekend’s LA Galaxy vs. DC United soccer match and one of Cristiano Ronaldo enjoying his holiday in Sardinia, Italy also this weekend — both men grabbing a hold of their naughty bits:
So the question becomes … which man has a better grasp on the better assets? To be totally honest, it looks like Cristiano has got the advantage as it appears that he has more to hold on to … maybe Becks‘s photo was taken at an unfortunate angle but it doesn’t really look like there’s much there. HMMM … what do you think? Who wins this battle of the bulge?
[Photo credit: Splash News, Big! Pictures]
I’d say Cristiano has the bigger mouth full…I mean hand full!! :S lol
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Cristiano wins the bulge battle for sure but Becks is still hotter!
I think becks making grabbing his package look damn good! My vote is for the one and only Becks.
BECKHAM for sure!!
I would need a closer inspection, definitely.
But thanks for providing the evidence you have!
Stop making me stare at crotches, Trent!
*continues staring*
Def. Cristiano in this side by side comparison. However, I think it’s because Becks has those loose fitting soccer shorts. We need to see side by side with them both in little bathing suit shorts to really know….
Cristiano wins all! He is so f*cking hot!!!
Christiano wins. I don’t think Becks is that small though.
CRISTIANOOOOO
Cristiano has the tanned muscles to go with it…
but Becks is def still sexyyy
Definitely Cristiano. Beckham is old news.
mm wwe all know my vote is for cristiano!
Hummm, well looks like C has his “twig & barries” and B just has his “twig” BUT B is working and C is playing and running around with his lady friend SoooOOooo, who knows, you know??
Definitely Cristiano Ronaldo :)
dont you all think that becks wears a cup when he’s playing? that’s probably cup adjusting, not cock grabbing we all see there…
they should play their cock before taking pic for judging.
i lik 2 hold it once