Battle Of The Bulge: Becks Vs. Cristiano
Here’s a fun little game to wrap your head around … here are two pictures, one of David Beckham on the fields of play in Washington DC at this weekend’s LA Galaxy vs. DC United soccer match and one of Cristiano Ronaldo enjoying his holiday in Sardinia, Italy also this weekend — both men grabbing a hold of their naughty bits:
So the question becomes … which man has a better grasp on the better assets? To be totally honest, it looks like Cristiano has got the advantage as it appears that he has more to hold on to … maybe Becks’s photo was taken at an unfortunate angle but it doesn’t really look like there’s much there. HMMM … what do you think? Who wins this battle of the bulge?
[Photo credit: Splash News, Big! Pictures]
Tags: Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro, David Beckham
RSS
Feedburner
July 1st, 2008 at 8:04 am
I’d say Cristiano has the bigger mouth full…I mean hand full!! :S lol
Cosmo Guy
http://www.cosmoguyonline.com
July 1st, 2008 at 8:08 am
Cristiano wins the bulge battle for sure but Becks is still hotter!
July 1st, 2008 at 8:22 am
I think becks making grabbing his package look damn good! My vote is for the one and only Becks.
July 1st, 2008 at 8:35 am
BECKHAM for sure!!
July 1st, 2008 at 9:34 am
I would need a closer inspection, definitely.
But thanks for providing the evidence you have!
July 1st, 2008 at 9:52 am
Stop making me stare at crotches, Trent!
*continues staring*
July 1st, 2008 at 9:52 am
Def. Cristiano in this side by side comparison. However, I think it’s because Becks has those loose fitting soccer shorts. We need to see side by side with them both in little bathing suit shorts to really know….
July 1st, 2008 at 10:21 am
Cristiano wins all! He is so f*cking hot!!!
July 1st, 2008 at 10:50 am
Christiano wins. I don’t think Becks is that small though.
July 1st, 2008 at 11:30 am
CRISTIANOOOOO
July 1st, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Cristiano has the tanned muscles to go with it…
but Becks is def still sexyyy
July 1st, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Definitely Cristiano. Beckham is old news.
July 1st, 2008 at 2:41 pm
mm wwe all know my vote is for cristiano!
July 1st, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Hummm, well looks like C has his “twig & barries” and B just has his “twig” BUT B is working and C is playing and running around with his lady friend SoooOOooo, who knows, you know??
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:21 am
Definitely Cristiano Ronaldo :)
July 4th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
dont you all think that becks wears a cup when he’s playing? that’s probably cup adjusting, not cock grabbing we all see there…