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Okay … so I know that Jonathan Rhys Meyers was prolly dressed in costume on his way to film scenes as Henry VIII for his Showtime series The Tudors … but these two pics of the lad in his golden finery immediately had me thinking about a few other possible reasons for his being dressed in this way:

1.) He was late for his shift at Medieval Times
2.) He wanted to see if one could really make an outfit out of an old comforter
3.) He forgot to pick up his dry cleaning; had to wear the only clean thing in his closet

Any other ideas?

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