A Breath Of Fresh Fish Air

July 2nd, 2008

How’s this for a Debbie Downer … Star magazine is reporting that überhottie David Beckham has got some nasty stank breath due to his constant popping of Go3 vitamins on a daily basis. As spokesperson for the pills, Becks has committed to popping two of the pills daily … pills that contain fish oil and, as a result, give him fish breath. Um, EW!


Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham loves everything about her husband, soccer star David Beckham — except his fishy breath! Star has learned that whenever the soccer star goes in for a kiss from his wife, she says, “Pee-yoo!” What’s the problem? Well, every day, David takes two Go3 pills, which are full of fish oil. “Becks is the spokesperson for Go3 — he even appears on the box — so he has to take it despite the consequences,” says the source. “And he really believes in the product. He says it gives him more energy.” Becks chews on lots of breath mints to combat the stench, but they don’t seem to work that well. “They help, but not much!”

Dirty mouth? He needs to clean that shizz up … someone get the man truckloads of Orbit gum, please. I must admit, bad breath or no, I’d still be all up in Becks’s biz no question. Sure, the thought of fish breath ain’t all that appealing but … I’d make do. This ain’t quite a deal breaker for me ;)

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7 Responses to “A Breath Of Fresh Fish Air”

  1. pooneck Says:

    ask posh where he really gets the fishy breath from…might not be the supplements.

  2. Nicola Says:

    That sounds like a load of crap to me.

  3. live Says:

    She seems to have a nice pro file on a single’s club named ‘ric h ki ss . com’. She’s attractive, sexy and popular there.

  4. jay Says:

    how ignorant of star magazine and anyone who believes this rubbish. fish oil capsules DO NOT give you fish breath! Go3 have now threatened legal action over this story…star mags gonna get wipped on this one!

  5. Panti Christ Says:

    Maybe it’s because we heard news of ‘Friends’ yesterday – I can’t help but sing Phoebe’s song Smelly Cat
    ’smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you’ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETQfuzNGT58
    funny!

  6. juju Says:

    that is just ridiculous. fish oil does not give you fish breath. give me a freaking break. i thought this website was above stupid crap like that.

  7. It's Trent, Bitch! Says:

    The story comes from Star magazine and I was merely commenting on it, not validating it by any means. I tend to discuss all things Becks, it was not an attack on fish oil :)

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