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Here are a few kinda unsettling photos of Whitney Houston exiting Villa nightclub in LA earlier this week on the arm (er, the body) of the youngster named Ray J …

… of course, when the couple got into the backseat of their vehicle she was off his bod and practically in his mouth. Eh, you know what … you go, Whitney! While we’re all still anxiously awaiting your long-rumored comeback, you keep hittin’ that young buck as much and as hard as you like. I may not, necessarily, want to always see it … but I can respect that you’re into it. Have at it gurl :)

[Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin]

Here is the first teaser poster for the new remake of the classic slasher horror flick Friday the 13th which was created exclusively for Comic Con this past weekend … the movie is due to hit theaters next year, the 13th of February:

I mean, it looks good … what else could they have used but Jason‘s famous hockey mask? It’s simple, it’s effective … it’s a tease. I know I’m sufficiently teased … how about you?

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Despite the fact that John Mayer confessed that he was attempting to emulate the hairstyle made famous by Michael J. Fox‘s character in Family Ties, one Alex P. Keaton — John John got himself a hair cut … it’s basically all gone, check it out:

HMMM … I gotta say … it’s a nice look for Mr. Mayer. I think he looks more like a thug … me likey. After the jump, check out a couple photos from John‘s live concert performance in Irvine, CA earlier this week where homey debuted his new look on stage …

The new movie Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 (or, as I like to call it, Sisterhood of the Ugly Gilmore Gossip Girls, Too) had its NYC premiere last night at the Ziegfeld Theater and the principal stars were joined by some of their co-stars from their more popular TV shows. I highly doubt that the casting agents that cast the stars of Gossip Girl, Gilmore Girls and Ugly Betty (among the more popular shows of the day) anticipated that one day a sequel to the first SOTTP movie would be able to enjoy such a “it” premiere one day. Here are a few pics from the red carpet last night:

Just like with the first movie, I have ZERO idea what this movie is about … but I gather that there are these pants, see, and they travel amongst this sisterhood of friends — and mayhem/hilarity/drama/etc. ensues? Sounds like a good time. You know what else is a good time … little Mark Indelicato‘s swanky cardigan. He looks so excited to be, A.) invited to a movie premiere and B.) to be wearing his new sweater on the red carpet at said premiere, that I hate saying a disparaging word about it. I’ll just comment that the sweater looks like something that you would see laying on the couch of the Queens house on Ugly Betty … it prolly reads Guadalajara cross the back ;)

At any rate, I suspect that SOTTP 2 may do much better at the box office than it’s predecessor SOTTP 1 because of all the new starpower that the stars of the film currently enjoy. I doubt it’ll be doing as well as that other sequel that is in theaters these days breaking records left and right but it’ll prolly do better than the first Traveling Pants film. I won’t be there but I’m sure many others will go.

[Photo credit: Splash News]

Woo … I gotta say, I’m really glad that I missed that 5.4 earthquake that hit LA a little bit ago … being all the way in Paris, France I didn’t really feel it ;) but I did get a flurry of email alerts from family, friends and readers. I hope I get home and find everything in my apt. okay … I’m sure it’ll be fine. I would’ve freaked out tho … I’ve yet to endure an earthquake yet … luckily my streak continues.

David, Steph, Alek and I have been having a great time here in Paris thus far in the land of no earthquakes. We spent a lovely afternoon/evening paling around and keeping things fun … here are some of our fun pics from last night:

Alek (or was it Steph, I can’t remember) suggested that we go to a place called RAIDD for an after dinner drink and for a bit of entertainment. The entertainment in question involved a beefy French dude getting completely nude in a shower over the bar and, well, talking a shower. After the jump, check out a few of the NSFW pics of the soapy show we enjoyed last night …

• Zoinks! LA gets rocked by a 5.4 level earthquake!
• Snoop Dogg goes Bollywood-izzle.
• Liz Phair talks her new, as yet untitled, album — due out this Fall.
• Whoa! Mebbe I should be watching Big Brother.
• Shia LaBeouf may not have been at fault for his car accident this past weekend.
• Always blame the photographer for an unflattering photo.
• Showtime to revisit Studio 54.
• Naomi Campbell has got herself a new man.
• Paulina Rubio hits the beach.
• Yeesh! Jenna Jameson is a rabid stripper.
• Justin Timberlake does Fashion Rocks magazine.
• Amy Winehouse on the loose.
• Josh Radnor (How I Met Your Mother) is 34, Stephen Dorff is 35 and Wil Wheaton is 36 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Is it almost time to give a Peace the Spork Out to Hanna Montana?
• Matt and Mrs. Damon are expecting another baby girl.
• Peace the Spork Out goes to Bennigan’s.

EstelleGetty.com has reopened their guestbook so that fans and well-wishers are once again able to post their thoughts, feelings and condolences to the late Golden Girl Estelle Getty. The guestbook was taken offline at the time of her death last week but has since been reopened so that fans an post messages … here is the message that I posted last night:

Much love to Pink reader Kevin for giving me the head’s up about this … I am very happy to be able to post a message of remembrance and thanks for Estelle on her official website and I’m sure there are many folks out there who would like to do the same. Send your thoughts, send your thanks and, most of all, send your lurve.

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Naomi Watts, who is beginning to show the burgeoning of her ever-growing baby bump, was snapped taking her first born child, Alexander Peter, out for a little stroll this week … check out these cute pics:

Yeesh … Hollywood is spawing like crazy these days … it’s not enough for celeb couples to have one kid, they have to go and get started on their next kid as soon as they can. Gwen Stefani is a happy spawner (she should be droppin’ her second load any day now) and we know that Angelina Jolie is a happy spawner (and adopter) … it appears that Naomi and Liev Schreiber are lookin’ to build a big family as well. Little Alexander looks exactly like his father … here’s hopin’ the next little bundle of joy looks like Ms. Naomi ;)

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Here are a few adorable pictures of Sheryl Crow carrying around her supercute baby boy Wyatt Steven on the streets of NYC yesterday:

This is the first time that I’ve seen pics of the lad since Sheryl adopted him back in May ’07 (when he was 2 months old). He has gotten so big … and so cute! Look at that face … he looks like a little man. He’s a total doll … and possibly the cutest celeb baby boy around these days, yes?

[Photo credit: INFdaily]

The police force of Three Rivers, Michigan were able to do in one night what Batman hasn’t been able to do for his entire career … bust the Joker. Here’s a great story to make all the Michiganders out there be proud of their homestate … a tool named Spencer Taylor was busted in Three Rivers, MI for trying to steal posters and other Batman collectibles from a movie theater showing The Dark Knight. Aptly, the police officers who booked him made sure to get a mugshot of the dork in full Joker make-up:

Meet Spencer Taylor. The Michigan man, 20, was arrested early yesterday morning for allegedly trying to steal Batman posters and other collectibles from a theater showing “The Dark Knight.” As can be seen in the … mug shot, Taylor went to the Three Rivers Cinema multiplex in costume as the Joker. According to cops, he was charged with larceny and malicious destruction of property, and had to pose for booking photos in and out of character.

After the jump, check out the other mugshot of this criminal mastermind totally sans make-up …