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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were on hand this past weekend to do an in-store appearance and signing at Kitson in West Hollywood, CA to promote Heidiwood for Anchor Blue‘s Club Collection fashion line. Here are a few pics of the illustrious Speidi at this weekend’s event:

Say what you will (and you will say what you will), this couple keeps on workin’ hard to keep their names in the press and their products flying off the shelves. While Lauren LC Conrad‘s fashions are languishing on the racks at Kitson (not even a Buy One Get On Free sale is able to move LC‘s stuff), I understand that Heidi‘s Heidiwood collection is selling very well. It’s all about promotion and Speidi sure know how to promote themselves. They are so well suited for one another … I fully expect they’ll be together forever … possibly, one day, ruling the world. Are you on Team Heidi? C’mon, there have to be some Hills fans out there who enjoy these two.

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The new Pussycat Dolls wannabe group, Girlicious, have unveiled the cover artwork for their debut self-titled album … behold:

Color me unimpressed. I’m sure that Project Runway season 5 contestant, Blayne Walsh (who tries to use the world “girlicious” every 5 secs. he’s on the air) isn’t all that impressed either. I smell a cat fight.

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Daniel Craig is featured on the cover of the new issue of Vogue magazine in Deutschland and is looking … well … harsh is the best word, I guess:

I am a big Daniel Craig fan … I think he’s really hot. This photo is not a good one, tho. The lighting and possibly the make-up make his face look too lined, too severe. His upper lip looks too monkey-like. Boo. I’m not a fan of this pic … if I were him, I’d sue.

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You know … as kinda gross as Cristiano Ronaldo‘s overtanning makes him look sometimes, there are other times that A.) he don’t look all that gross any more and B.) the boy is able to still get some action. Here are a couple pics of the crispy-fried soccer phenom enjoying the attention from a female admirer and a nice view of his wet bum as he got out of the pool:

Yeah … I think he looks much better when he’s in the sun (and wet) rather than inside under normal lighting conditions (and not wet) cuz his suntan works better in the daylight. OY! I still fear for the lad’s possible run-in with skin cancer down the line but … he’s lookin’ much nicer this time around.

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Brendan Fraser, who looked like he was missing a few dozen hairplugs, was on hand with some of his co-stars and friends for the Hollywood premiere of his new movie The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor (aka The Mummy III) at the Gibson Amphitheatre at Universal City, CA yesterday. Here are a few pics from the red carpet:

I ain’t gonna lie … I love the Mummy movies. All the hairplugs notwithstanding, I generally enjoy this movie franchise … well, except for that stupid Scorpion King movie starring The Rock. The actual Mummy movies are fun — and this one looks cute, too. I thought for sure the franchise was dead since all the Egyptian stuff had been done to death … but I think it’s brills that they moved the action to China. Hello, there are other Mummies out there. I’m totes on board for this new movie … I have to check it out.

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So, yesterday was our last day in London, England and David and I did our best to try and fit in as much as possible with the little time he had left. Once we were ejected from our hotel, we hit the streets and did our best to take in as much of the city as possible … making sure to see as many of the landmarks as possible. We were able to see the Clock Tower that houses Big Ben and swing by the Queen’s place (Buckingham Palace) to say hey … unfortch, she wasn’t home … we had a nice day, nonetheless. Here are a few of our fun pics:

I was very surprised that we were able to see/do as much as we did … we spent some time in the park near the palace and got to lay in the grass and enjoy a short concert by a lovely brass band. We got to ride the Tube before making our way to the St. Pancras trainstation to catch the Eurostar train to Paris (which I blogged about last night).

I’m very excited to be here with Steph and Alek at their cute Parisian apartment. I’m looking out the window, as I type this, taking in the majesty of the CASTLE they have right across the street. Wee! It’s gonna be a fun week … I can’t wait to enjoy it :)

• Batman: The Dark Knight was, once again, the #1 movie at the box office; sets a new record for reaching the $300 million dollar mark in just 10 days.
• Taio Cruz vows to make Britney Spears “a hit”.
• Ryan Seacrest and Heidi Klum are tapped to host the Emmy Awards this year.
• San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom got hitched.
• Andrew WK to become a public lecturer.
• Ladies and gentlemen, meet Mygazines.com
• Celebrities help McDonald’s Big Mac celebrate its 40th birthday.
• A gunman opens fire on a gay reconciling church in Knoxville, TN; kills two, injuries seven.
• James McAvoy does Arena magazine.
• Lindsay Price goes nekkid for Esquire magazine.
• Lindsay Lohan and her superhuman button.
• Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell jump on the celeb twins bandwagon.
• Whitney Houston is still creepin’ around with Ray J.
• Afroman is 34, Elizabeth Berkley (Showgirls, Saved By The Bell) is 36 and Sally Struthers is 60 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Courtney Love has resorted to hypnotism to lose weight.
• Angelina Jolie planning on having/procuring more kids?
• Miley Cyrus is “super sorry” for making fun of her Disney cohorts online.

Made in Brazil blog is reporting that Marc Jacobs was secretly wed to his new boyfriend of 15 mins. Lorenzo Martone in Jacobs‘s Parisian apartment over the weekend … here is the full blog report:

I am not sure, but my sources tell me that the designer and his Brazilian beau Lorenzo Martone did host a brunch yesterday at Mr. Jacobs’ Paris apartment to celebrate their union. Martone will remain living in New York, while Jacobs will keep on splitting his time between New York and Paris. They are supposedly off to Ibiza for a little vacation together.

I suppose a tentative Congrats! are in order just in case (you never know with these sorts of things). My French friends Steph and Alek tell me that they aren’t convinced that the nuptials are legal since neither Jacobs or Martone are French citizens … their domestic partnership may not be valid. But, in any event, they seem committed to one another … for now. In any event, Mazel Tov!

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Jessica Simpson‘s official website has unveiled the cover artwork for her new Country music album Do You Know … behold:

Vapid stare — Check! Pouty lips — Check! Cowboy boots — Check!

Yep, looks like she hit all the marks required for a failed Pop star’s attempt at a Country crossover album cover. Do we like? Do we hate? Do we care?

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Nick Hogan, currently serving an 8 month jail sentence for almost killing his best friend John Graziano in a reckless car accident late last year, turned 18th years old yesterday … his father, Hulk Hogan, presented him with a birthday cake … his mother, Linda Hogan, presented him with a skateboard … his sister, Brooke Hogan, was a no-show and the state of Florida penal system presented him with an upgrade from a juvenile detention center to real, big boy jail. Happy Birthday, Nick:

Nick Bollea celebrated his 18th birthday today by being transferred into Pinellas County Jail’s Central Division — where he will reside in the direct supervision housing section which hold around 70 adults and one correctional officer. Hulk told us Nick was a “janitor.” We’re told Hulk Hogan, Linda Hogan, Bubba the Love Sponge and bunch of Nick’s friends sang “happy birthday” to him over a video monitor. After that, they were allowed to visit him two at a time. His sister Brooke was not there.

OUCH! I wonder why Brookie dear wasn’t interested in visiting her jailbird bro on this benchmark birthday. Meh, I guess it doesn’t matter … at least Hulk‘s friend and radio host Bubba and a handsome gentleman in a yellow t-shirt with the fetching shaved head mullet came out for the festivities — that’s got to count for something. Mama Linda Hogan also came out for Nick‘s birthday but she arrived separately from the Hulk group … she also brought along a birthday gift for her locked-up son:

What the eff Nick Hogan is supposed to do with a skateboard in jail, I’m sure I have no idea … but I guess it was a nice gesture nonetheless. Actually, it’s not even that Nick could enjoy or even handle his shiny new skateboard. I think it was more like, “Look at your gift! You can touch it after you get sprung from jail!”

Lord … it sounds like it was a fun party for everyone … except for Nick. After the party was dunzo, Hulk and Linda Hogan each gave interviews to the assembled media outside (watch TMZ‘s interview footage HERE) which is really the perfect way to round out a birthday party for one’s jailed son.

UPDATE: Brooke Hogan wants the world to know that she was in attendance at her brother Nick‘s jailtime birthday party, she blogs:

uhh…there’s such thing as a back door you jerks. In conclusion…That goes to show you that you can’t believe anything you watch on TV or read in magazines. Cause people will make up BS without even knowing the facts. Hey Media! Why don’t you gather facts, check them, and then give the public the truth? That might work. Oh no…I forgot. You make too much money telling LIES. Needless to say, I WAS there for my brother on his birthday because he is my best friend and NOTHING comes before family.

I suppose it’s possible she used the “back door” to go into the jail, where her parents happily paraded themselves in front of the cameras on their way in and out. But what I want to know is … did she get him a gift?

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