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OMG … here are a bunch of really cute pics of Madonna and Guy Ritchie‘s adopted son, David Banda, helping to feed a carrot to a horse after he and his nanny enjoyed a carriage ride in Central Park this week:

Isn’t this the cutest thing? Little David is another little tyke who is growing up really fast … and he is already developing his own personality. Here are a couple pics of David smiling big for the photographers:

Folks may think that David is a lucky little boy for being adopted by Madonna but I think she’s a very lucky lady to have adopted such a great little kid.

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She may have come a long way from her days on Dawson’s Creek but Katie Holmes ain’t ready to retire from television just yet. Katie has agreed to guest star on the ABC show Eli Stone this coming season and will reportedly be doing some singing and dancing on the show. Here are a few pics of Katie with her husband Tom Cruise and her humanlike offspring Suri Holmes-Cruise at a studio here in Hollywood, CA where she is filming her new scenes … homegirl got a new ‘do and Suri got herself a cute little Pucci dress:

Actress Katie Holmes will make a guest appearance on ABC’s critically acclaimed “Eli Stone” this season, returning to U.S. network television in a role that will feature her singing and dancing, network executives said on Wednesday. Holmes, 29, who is married to film star Tom Cruise, is due to shoot the guest spot before she makes her Broadway debut this fall in a revival of Arthur Miller’s “All My Sons,” alongside Dianne Wiest and John Lithgow. ABC Entertainment President Stephen McPherson, speaking to a gathering of reporters, said Holmes had wanted to reunite with “Eli Stone” executive producer Greg Berlanti, with whom she worked on “Dawson’s Creek,” the TV teen drama that made Holmes famous in the late 1990s. “It’s a really special piece of business,” McPherson said. “Greg came to me with the idea because he really had a creative way to do it. And he and Katie wanted to get back together and do something.” McPherson also acknowledged that bringing Holmes to “Eli Stone” would assist promotional efforts for an offbeat drama that won critical praise but drew modest ratings in its first season. “It’s a great role for her,” McPherson said. “There is some singing and dancing she does. And she’s exquisite.”

Well, I guess it’s a step in the right direction that Tom is letting Katie work again … I’m surprised he’s cool with her doing a TV gig … he must be loosening the leash a little (you may recall that Tom took control of Katie‘s career after they got together … he put the kibosh on some of her acting plans and she hasn’t enjoyed a successful project since). Suri, it must be said, looks really cute (and really long) in her little Pucci dress. The little Miss (or whatever she really is) has really shot up — she looks much taller than the last time we saw pics of her. Perhaps she’s hitting a growth spurt … maybe our planet’s sun is having an unforeseen effect on her growth patterns. She is a cutie tho .. that dress looks adorable on her.

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Casper Van Dien reprises his role as Colonel Johnny Rico in the straight-to-DVD movie Starship Troopers 3: Marauder which is scheduled for release on August 5 but a few very hot, mostly nekkid screencaps from the film have already made their way to the InterWeb. Here are a few pics of Casper as Col. Rico in the new sequel:

As you can see … this new movie looks to be relying on beefcake nekkidness to try and drum up sales of this DVD. I, for one, am appalled that producers would go to such lengths … after all, what do they take us for … mindless gawkers who are only interested in seeing bare flesh in movies? Here are a few more screencaps:

I mean … what about … um, the story … and the … erm, acting … doesn’t any of that count for anything? Do they really think we’d be interested in seeing a movie just because Casper Van Dien shows off his bare ass in the flick? UH, OK … they’d be correct on that assertion. After the jump, check out a few NSFW photos of Casper showing off his bare ass in the flick …

TMZ has further information on the arrest of Andy Dick and also has a few photos of Andy‘s raucous behavior inside Buffalo Wild Wings last night … behavior which led to his arrest early this morning:

We’re told the wackadoodle arrived around 10 PM, began drinking and became extremely obnoxious, trying to give customers lap dances. Try getting that out your clothes! We hear Dick showed up with a friend, but they ended up leaving him … Around 1:15 AM this morning cops tell us they responded to a report of a person peeing in the parking lot outside the wing joint, causing a disturbance. Once there, they stopped a van and found Dick in the passenger seat. He was arrested for allegedly groping a 17-year-old girl’s breasts and pulling her top down. When he was searched, cops say they found weed and one Xanax in his front pants pocket.

Now this is really sad … and it’s not even the first time we’ve heard about this sort of drunken behavior from Andy Dick (I seem to recall that he was arrested for urinating in public before). It’s bad enough that he has to embarrass himself in public but to impose his deplorable behavior on others is just gross. I understand that Andy Dick has already been released on $5,000 bail … folks in the area might way to beware.

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Boo. Last night David flew back to NYC and this morning my trusty Honda got shipped back to Detroit and I’m left here all alone. Well, not for long … I’ll be heading off to NYC at the end of this week and then David and I will be heading to Europe so I shant be lonely for long. After I dropped David off at the airport, I grabbed a quick bite to eat before meeting up with Jordan at the Arc Light to see The Wackness:

Let me tell you … this is a great movie. I was intrigued when I first heard about this nostalgic “period piece” that is set in 1994 so I had to make sure to check it out. I cannot even tell you how impressed I was with the strong acting performances in this film. It should come as no surprise that Ben Kingsley was phenomenal (he really was) but I was very impressed with both Josh Peck (who looks like a young mixture of Jesse Bradford and Milo Ventimiglia) and Olivia Thirlby. The each gave really strong, really believable performances. If Juno was able to score Oscar noms then the same should hold true for this film. I enjoyed Josh Peck‘s performance much more than Ellen Page‘s performance. I hope this movie finds its audience, it’s really a great film. I wasn’t too keen on the OVERT references to all things 90′s (well, maybe that’s not entirely true … the 90′sness was funny but sometimes a bit much) but I did laugh out loud at the Reebok Pump and Gameboy cameos in the film. The muted color of the movie did give it that “old” look, which is a bit disturbing since 1994 wasn’t all that long ago. I wasn’t at all impressed with Mary-Kate Olsen‘s bit in the film … she was totally forgettable … but absent that, the movie is really solid. Great acting, great story. The sex scene was just perfect … awkward, funny and real. Both Jordan and I really loved this movie. If you haven’t seen it yet, you must … don’t wait for DVD, see it in the theater — I promise you won’t be disappointed.

This afternoon, I’m meeting up with Darion and Kirsten for a little outing that we’ve been planning. I’m not gonna spill the deets just yet but, if all goes well, I should have some fun ass pics to post tomorrow :)

• Katie Holmes is returning to TV, will appear on Eli Stone.
• Dr. Horrible’s Sing-A-Long Blog launches Act I.
• Carrie Underwood vs. Jessica Simpson, Round 2.
• Katherine Heigl won’t end up at the bottom of an empty elevator shaft after all, she’s staying on Grey’s Anatomy tho US Weekly thinks otherwise.
• Kitson drops both Victoria Beckham‘s menswear line and Lauren LC Conrad‘s fashion line.
• Angelina Jolie and her twins are scheduled to leave the hospital today and, most probably, straight into the deepst, darkest hole to hide out.
• Corey Feldman channels John Lennon for PETA.
• Amy Winehouse never looked better.
• Jock Itch.
• Transformers star Megan Fox is also a Star Wars fan.
• Gisele Bundchen goes bottomless (mostly) on the cover of V magazine.
• Vanessa Hudgens and Zack Efron get cozy at the beach.
• Matthew McConaughey is a meat lover.
• Mark Indelicato (Ugly Betty) is 14, Corey Feldman is 37 and Will Ferrell is 41 years old today. The Thighmaster pays special homage to Phoebe Cate’s 45th birthday as well. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• OH NO! Natalie Cole has been diagnosed with Hepatitis C.
• Heidi Montag has, apparently, become BFFs with Meghan McCain.
• The famous guitar that Jimmi Hendrix burned on stage in 1956 is up for auction.

Since In Touch Weekly managed to get the scoop on the birth of the Brangelina twins, Vivienne Marcheline & Knox Leon, and since it is believed that People magazine (or possibly OK! magazine) purchased the rights to the first photos of the twins, there ain’t much left for the other mags to utilize for their publications … which is why Star magazine put the first born child to spring from Angelina Jolie‘s loins on the cover of this week’s issue. I gotta say, they managed to come up with the freakiest photo of Shiloh Nouvel yet … check it out:

She’s a big sister now! And Shiloh Jolie-Pitt was on her best — and sweetest — behavior when she was introduced to her new twin siblings the day after their emotional delivery on July 12. As her weary parents, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, beamed with pride, the wide-eyed 2-year-old greeted tiny brother Knox Leon and sister Vivienne Marcheline with smiles and kisses. “They weren’t planning on having Shiloh see Angie and the babies so soon, but she couldn’t sleep or eat until she saw her Mommy,” an insider tells Star. As Angie, 33, held the newborns, Shiloh first stared then smiled. She was put on the bed next to them and kissed them on the forehead.

Yeah, yeah … cute story but what is up with this picture of Shiloh? She doesn’t look real … in fact, she looks a lot like the American Girl doll Kit Kittredge. I hope it’s just a matter of heavy Photoshopping … cuz Shiloh really does look like an animatronic doll. She even makes Suri Holmes-Cruise look human. Now that’s scary!

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Earlier today we learned about the new dude who will be joining the cast of Gossip Girl in the upcoming second season but let’s check in with a couple of our fave original characters from the show. Blake Lively and Penn Badgley, who are also romantically involved in real life, were snapped filming a romantic scene on the streets of NYC this week … here are a few pics of the couple preparing to get up close and personal with one another:

Aww … it looks like Penn is shy … performance anxiety, much? Fans of the show may recall that Serena van der Woodsen (Blake) and Dan Humphrey (Penn) ended their relationship on the show at the end of last season … it looks like the couple will be reconciling in the new season. After the jump, check out a few more photos of BlakeLey filming the rest of this scene, where the couple get up close and personal with one another’s tonsils …

Reese Witherspoon — who has been seen around town in Paris, France recently with her children, Ava and Deacon, and her alleged boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal — has been hired to appear in a new ad campaign for French designer Nina Ricci and was spied posing for a fashion photoshoot with famed photographer Mario Testino at Nina Ricci‘s Avenue Montaigne store. Here are a few photos of Reese rockin’ a red Ricci dress as she hammed it up for her photoshoot yesterday afternoon:

If Testino is behind the lens, then these photos are bound to turn out stunning. I guess Reese wasn’t in Paris just for a vacay … she has actual work to do, work that continued into today. After the jump, check out photos from today’s photoshoot …

Dolly Parton, Allison Janney, Megan Hilty and Stephanie J. Block were all on hand at the New 42nd Street Studios in NYC yesterday for a press conference to announce the opening date and theater home of 9 to 5: The Musical. Here are a few pics from yesterday’s event and some information on the show’s opening date:

The Marquis Theatre will be the Broadway home of the feisty office workers who are “just a step on the bossman’s ladder” in the Dolly Parton-Patricia Resnick musical comedy 9 to 5, producer Robert Greenblatt announced July 15. Following a fall run at the Ahmanson Theatre in Los Angeles (Sept. 3-Oct. 19, opening Sept. 20), the Joe Mantello-directed production will begin Broadway previews March 24, 2009, and open April 23, 2009. 9 to 5: The Musical, based on the 20th Century Fox motion picture, has book by original screenwriter Resnick (who also came up with the film’s original story) and music and lyrics by country music legend and seven-time Grammy Award winner Dolly Parton, who also starred in the smash 1980 movie. This marks the Broadway debut of the writers. Tony Award winner Andy Blankenbuehler (In the Heights) will choreograph. As previously announced, 9 to 5: The Musical will star four-time Emmy Award winner and Tony Award nominee Allison Janney as Violet, Stephanie J. Block as Judy, Megan Hilty as Dorelee, and two-time Tony Award nominee Marc Kudisch as Mr. Hart. (Lily Tomlin, Jane Fonda, Parton and Dabney Coleman played the respective roles in the movie.) Here’s the plot: “When pushed to their boiling point by their boss, Franklin Hart Jr. (Marc Kudisch), Violet Newstead (Allison Janney), the super efficient office manager, Judy Bernly (Stephanie J. Block), a frazzled divorcee, and the sexy executive secretary Doralee Rhodes (Megan Hilty) turn the tables on him. The trio hatches a plan to get even with the sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot, and that plan quickly spins wildly and hilariously out of control.” Parton’s original score for 9 to 5: The Musical will include over 20 new songs as well as the Grammy Award-winning, Academy Award-nominated No. 1 Billboard title song. “Backwoods Barbie,” heard on Parton’s new album of the same name, is also part of the show’s score, Parton previously said.

Love it, love it, love it! I’m not sure what I’m more excited about … the 20-song catalog or the amazing casting. You may recall that I was able to interview Megan Hilty a few months ago and she talked about preparing for her role as Doralee Rhodes in 9 to 5: The Musical. I deffo plan on seeing this show when it goes into pre-previews this Fall here in SoCal. After the jump, check out some promo artwork that will be used for the show …