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GWB got busted for getting into a bar fight, y’all! Well, okay, the actor who plays GWB in the new Oliver Stone film W was arrested for fighting but still … Josh Brolin, who was amazing in the film No Country For Old Men last year, got busted along with 6 of his W co-stars/crew for getting into a big ass bar brawl at a charmingly named establishment called the Stray Cat bar in Shreveport, LA yesterday morning … here is the actor’s lovely mug shot:

Actors Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright and five others involved in filming the Oliver Stone movie “W” were arrested during a bar fight Saturday morning, police said. Shreveport police Sgt. Willie Lewis said the seven were arrested just after 2 a.m. at the Stray Cat bar. The Times of Shreveport reported that Brolin was booked and posted $334 cash bond to be released. Police did not say Saturday night whether he or the others had been released. The paper said they are part of the crew filming “W,” about President George W. Bush. A call to Brolin’s publicist was not immediately returned Saturday night. “W” began filming in May in Shreveport. Brolin plays President Bush and Wright plays former Secretary of State Colin Powell. The cast also includes Elizabeth Banks as first lady Laura Bush, Ellen Burstyn and James Cromwell as the elder Bushes and Thandie Newton as Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.

LOL! I bet it all went down just like it does on TV and in movies … my guess is that a drunken punch was thrown and then a friend of the person assaulted got involved and the next thing you know chairs are being broken over people’s backs and folks are getting slammed onto tables, crashing them to bits. Maybe even a bottle or two got broken over someone’s head. I’m not sure if I’m allowed to disclose this but … a couple of my good friends were planning on joining me for my Chick-Fil-A/Rock Band birthday soiree yesterday and they had to miss it because they had to deal with fallout from Josh Brolin‘s arrest (they work for his movie studio). So BOO! to Brolin for keeping a few of my friends away from my fun party :P

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Here are a few outtake photos of Maddie Briann Spears-Aldridge with her parents Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge that were taken by OK! magazine but were not featured in the mag:

Now, these pics are cute as hell … Maddie Briann is an absolute doll. She may have looked a bit … off … in one of the published magazine photos but she looks absolutely precious in these pics. After the jump, check out a more close-up look at Maddie Briann in her little pink baby seat …

So, yesterday was my birthday and I really wanted to keep the day as low-key as possible, spending it with some friends and some food. After I discovered a few months ago that I was within driving distance of a Chick-Fil-A restaurant in Redondo Beach, CA I’ve made it a habit of gettin’ down there for eats as much as I can. The very kind owners of the Chick-Fil-A inside the South Bay Galleria Mall in Redondo contacted me with an extremely generous offer to host a party for me and my friends … I figured my birthday would be the best time to have such a party so that’s what we did. I hadn’t anticipated that Bob and Michelle Sun, the restaurant owners, would go all out for me and my friends … they really gave me a superfun and very delicious birthday party. Here are a few pics from yesterday’s fun:

Yes, that is the official Chick-Fil-A cow mascot at my party with me and my friends. I cannot express enough gratitude for Bob and Michelle‘s kind generosity. My friends and I were treated with all the Chick-Fil-A we could eat and then some … I really felt like I was on top of the world. I have to send out much, much love to the Suns for taking such amazing care of me and my friends. Much love also goes out to Darion, Mike, Jill, Paul, Corey, Jim, Derek, Jordan (and his friends Mike and Aaron) and of course David for coming out to my dinner party :)

After the jump, check out a bunch more pics from the second part of last night’s fun — our Rock Band party at Darion’s apartment …

• The first photos of Vivienne and Knox Jolie-Pitt have been reportedly sold for anywhere between $11-20 million bucks.
• Taboo, of Black Eyed Peas, got hitched!
• Quentin Tarintino is lookin’ for a few good bastards.
• Bon Jovi wind up their tour in Central Park.
• Audrina Patridge is still shackin’ up with Lauren LC Conrad.
• Cameron Crowe is 51, Cheech Marin is 62 and Patrick Stewart is 68 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Amy Winehouse‘s father predicts that she will die “a very slow and painful death.”

Yum! Yum! Yum! It’s that time of the week again … time to pause, reflect and think semi-dirty thoughts about the Hot Dude of the Week. Let’s give a nice howdy-do to this week’s Hot Dude Steve:

Wee … the Weekend Hotness portion of the week is always a fun and happy time. It’s kinda fun just being gratuitously exploitative of hot dudes, ain’t it? I must say, I am quite a fan of white swimwear like Steve is wearing in this photo … to be honest, tho, I much prefer seeing white swimwear after it’s gotten wet. There is something about the way that white swimwear sorta disappears once it gets wet that gives it that extra OOMPH to really set off the whole look. Even tho Steve‘s little shorty shorts are dry (and therefore not see-thru), he still has a nice look going on for him, yes? Yes. Enjoy :)

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Jake Gyllenhaal, who finally showed off his longer hair earlier this week, has surfaced in Paris, France with his ladylove Reese Witherspoon and her children Ava and Deacon this weekend after the group spent some time in the UK last week. Here are a few pics of Jakey poo wearing a skull cap presumably to keep his new hair’do under cover:

Boo … I mean, Jake looks great (as usual) but I wish he would stop covering up his longer hair. It’s a great look for him, I’d like to see as much of it as possible. AND … since I mentioned that Reese and her kiddies are with Jake in Paris, here are a few pics of them making their way into their hotel:

I must admit, they all make a cute little “family” but I can’t help but still feel like it’s not right. Jake is hanging out with Ryan Phillippe‘s family, not one of his own. I get that Witherppe is totally dunzo and that they need to move on with other people (Ryan seems happily attached with Abbie Cornish) but I don’t think I’ll ever get used to Jake with Reese and Ryan‘s family.

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Christian Estrosi, the mayor of Nice, France, addressed the assembled press on the steps of the Fondation Lenval hospital this morning to officially announce the birth of Nice’s newest and most famous twins, Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Léon Jolie-Pitt who were born in his city yesterday. Mayor Estrosi showed off the birth certificates (les acte de naissance) to the press with excitement and pride:

They’re here, officially: On Sunday, Mayor Christian Estrosi of Nice, France, presented one of the birth certificates of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s twins on the steps of Nice’s Fondation Lenval hospital, where son Knox Léon and daughter Vivienne Marcheline were born Saturday. The typed certificate revealed that Knox was born at 6:27 p.m. on July 12. Sister Vivienne came within a minute of that time, Dr. Michel Sussmann tells PEOPLE. The document also showed the Mayor’s signature, as well as Pitt’s initials, the letters WBP representing his full name, William Bradley Pitt. The mayor entered the hospital at 3:24 p.m. to oversee the signing, telling PEOPLE, “It’s a pride to Nice and all its citizens.” Knox is the 3,702 registered birth certificate in Nice for 2008. In welcoming the twins, Estrosi told reporters, “On behalf of the inhabitants of Nice, I congratulate the happy parents, the most famous couple of the world who have chosen our city for this happy event.”

Clearly, the Mayor of Nice is very excited to claim the Jolie-Pitt twins as his own. After the jump, check out a close up of Knox Léon‘s birth certificate …

Now that Angelina Jolie has brought forth the hallowed fruit of her glorious loins (in case you missed it, her twins Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt were born yesterday, July 12th, my birthday) the Bump Watch moves to Gwen Stefani who is still heavy with child and, most likely, the next celeb to give birth. Gwen and the family have relocated from the UK back to SoCal as she and her, thus far, only begotten child Kingston James were spotted visiting her parents and then friends in Los Feliz, CA yesterday afternoon:

She should be droppin’ her load any day now … so it seems like this second child is going to be born here in the US, possibly at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in LA where Kingston was born back in May of 2006. It’s too bad that Gwen wasn’t able to give birth yesterday, I understand that only the coolest people are born on July 12th ;)

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Woot! It’s official! Angelina Jolie did, in fact, give birth to her twin babies on Saturday July 12 in Nice, France just like In Touch Weekly reported. Despite the fact that they incorrectly reported that Angelina gave birth to twin girls, they were the first media outlet to report that she had given birth on July 12. US Weekly quickly “confirmed” that In Touch was correct in reporting the birth but then not only recanted on their “confirmation” as soon as Extra TV reported the new was false but they removed their original report from their website (they’ve since put the news back on their site now that the news has been officially confirmed). The scoop and kudos belongs to In Touch alone. Early this morning in Nice, France, Angelina Jolie‘s doctor gave a press conference with the official news of the twins’ birth:

The Brangelina twins are here: Angelina Jolie has given birth to a girl and a boy. The obstetrician who delivered the twins, Dr. Michel Sussmann, told The Associated Press that the actress, the babies and Jolie’s partner, actor Brad Pitt, “are doing marvelously well.” Sussmann said Jolie gave birth to a boy, Knox Leon, and a girl, Vivienne Marcheline, by Cesarian section on Saturday night. He told the AP on Sunday morning that the boy weighed 5.03 pounds and the girl 5 pounds. Pitt was there during the operation, said the doctor, who delivered the twins at the seaside Lenval hospital in Nice in southern France. “Everything is going well,” said Sussmann. “The mother, the babies, the father are doing marvelously well.” He said the Cesarian was moved forward from its originally planned date “for medical reasons” so that the babies could be born “in the best conditions.” Sussman did not give details. He said Jolie is expected to stay in the hospital for a few more days.

Amazing, amazing news! Brangelina‘s twins, Vivienne and Knox, were born on MY BIRTHDAY :) That’s pretty cool, I think. I was in the midst of enjoying my birthday celebration a few hours ago when I got word that the twins’ birth was officially announced. I thought it would be kinda cool to share my birthday with the famed golden children … and I was right :) Welcome to the world, twins … we’ve been expecting you!!!

It occurred to me — Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are now the parents of 6 children: 3 girls, 3 boys, 3 adopted children and 3 biological children. Could the Brangelina Bunch be any more perfect?

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