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In an effort to squelch the rampant rumors surrounding the state of her 7 year marriage to Guy Ritchie, Madonna had her longtime publicist, Liz Rosenberg, release an official statement to People magazine denying that the couple are planning to divorce or that she has been having an affair with Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yankees (or anyone else for that matter). Here is the full text of Madonna‘s official statement to People magazine:

“Madonna’s husband Guy arrived in New York last night to be with his wife and family. There are no plans for Madonna and Guy to divorce. Madonna and Alex have the same manager, Guy Oseary. They have met. They know each other and Madonna took her kids to a Yankees game last week. There’s really not anything to comment on beyond that. It’s nothing new that people are airing tons of dirty laundry Madonna’s way lately – much of it untrue. By the way, rumors of Madonna and Lil Wayne are quite exaggerated as well.

And that, folks, should be that … at least for a little while. I’m glad OPTION C turned out to be the right reason for Guy‘s arrival in NYC last night. While I’m sure that the constant divorce rumors are a pain in the ass to deal with all the time, I’m sure a PR savvy svengali like Madonna can at least appreciate the extra press that she is “enjoying”, especially in light of her upcoming world tour.

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As you may recall, Amy Winehouse was videotaped assaulting an audience member at the Glastonbury Festival on Saturday night (partway into her slurred and tipsy performance that night) after reportedly getting hit with a hat which caused her to retaliate and punch the person she thought threw the hat at her. It turns out that she ended up hitting an innocent person and not the hat culprit and the innocent assault victim managed to record the entire incident on video … which he shared with the BBC:

A man who was allegedly elbowed in the head by Amy Winehouse at Glastonbury Festival has handed his digital camera footage of the incident to the BBC. James Gostelow, 25, from London, said the singer caught him on the forehead after someone in the crowd behind him threw a hat at her. Winehouse, 24, was seen apparently lashing out at the audience during her Pyramid Stage performance on Saturday. But police said they had received no complaints of assault. Broadcast footage on the night appeared to show Winehouse elbow one fan after being hit on the head by a hat, then throw a series of punches into the crowd. Mr Gostelow said the incident was a case of mistaken identity. “I saw a hat being thrown from behind me and it hit Amy’s beehive. She looked down, saw me looking up, and her elbow went for me. She caught my forehead, then someone may have shouted something from the back, which is when she went in again.” Winehouse, who performed in front of an estimated 75,000 people, jumped off the stage and into the security pit for the last two songs of her set … The star’s spokesperson had no comment on Mr Gostelow’s recollection of the incident. However, on Saturday her representatives said: “The ‘lashing out’ was when someone tried to grab her hair and she reacted.” The singer has returned to a London clinic after appearing at the music festival.

It’s actually a nice surprise that the alleged assault victim has no intention of launching a lawsuit against Ms. Winehouse cuz if that biz had happened here in the US, she’d've already done been sued by now. Altho it looked very much like Amy wasn’t at her peak condition, you can’t really blame her for lashing out if she really did have something thrown at her (unless the tipsy, falling over, slurred lyrics routine is her peak condition and then, well, I guess you still can’t blame her). The girl is a mess but this is, by far, the least of her messes. Maybe she should add anger management classes to the list of professional services she would greatly benefit from but prolly has no intention of ever taking on.

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Here’s a fun little game to wrap your head around … here are two pictures, one of David Beckham on the fields of play in Washington DC at this weekend’s LA Galaxy vs. DC United soccer match and one of Cristiano Ronaldo enjoying his holiday in Sardinia, Italy also this weekend — both men grabbing a hold of their naughty bits:

So the question becomes … which man has a better grasp on the better assets? To be totally honest, it looks like Cristiano has got the advantage as it appears that he has more to hold on to … maybe Becks‘s photo was taken at an unfortunate angle but it doesn’t really look like there’s much there. HMMM … what do you think? Who wins this battle of the bulge?

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It would seem that Ryan Phillippe and his new ladylove Abbie Cornish are becoming more brazen with their fledgling relationship. After keeping things completely quiet for months, the couple unveiled their love to the world at a CVS pharmacy before making the 2008 Australian in Film Breakthrough Awards their unofficial coming out party as a couple … then, just this past weekend, the couple stepped out together at a pre-4th of July BBQ with friends. BUT NOW, the couple have really taken their relationship into new territory … the territory of joint rug ownership. Here are a few pics of Rabbie as they made their way into Mansour carpet shop in Hollywood, CA yesterday with hand firmly in hand:

HMMM … it’s not entirely clear if the couple were at the rug store to pick out new home decorations together or to find new prints for Abbie to make other unflattering dresses out of but, in either case, the couple ventured out together and that is the important part. I’m not sure what is going on with her fashion choices but I somehow don’t think that pilgrim chic is ever gonna happen. I hope they find a nice rug/dress pattern tho, they seem really intent on making things work out for them.

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Early last week, Jessica Alba surfaced in public for the first time since giving birth to her daughter Honor (she was doing a bit of grocery shopping in Beverly Hills, CA) and then went into seclusion again (a happy seclusion with her newborn baby girl, I’m sure). But, Mrs. Warren surfaced again this weekend in LA showing off just how fabulous she is looking just weeks after giving birth:

We’ve still not seen hide nor hair of little baby Honor … I have a feeling that Jessica and hubby Cash Warren are gonna keep her on lock-down for some time now. I’m sure it won’t be long until Jessica gets back her super hawt bod. I’m fairly certain that she’s anxious to get fit and get back to work … after all, there have to be more horrrrrrrible movies to be made ;)

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At last, Guy Ritchie has made his way across the pond and made his way to his wife Madonna‘s doorstep. After weeks of break-up/divorce rumors of varying degree, it appears that either A.) Madonna has ordered her husband to fly to her side in order to help down play those rumors (whether they be true or not), B.) Guy decided it would be best to be seen with his family in order to try and help cool the divorce rumors (or to prove a commitment to his marriage) or C.) Husband and wife are spending time together as a break in their work schedules allow, having absolutely nothing at all do with extraneous discussion about the state of their wedded bliss. While I wish that C were the answer, the rumor mill is pushing things towards answers A or B (ie. if the rumors are to believed, it’s unclear which of the two parties is more interested in keeping things together or, at the very least, wants to keep up appearances that the couple are still happily together). As with all divorce speculation, there really isn’t a way to accurately determine what is going on — especially when new rumors are springing up each day, like US Weekly‘s assertion that Madge has been “hanging out” with Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yankees — that is, until an official statement either way is released from the couple … a practice that the Ciconne-Ritchies are well versed in. Here are a couple pics of Guy‘s arrival at JFK aiport from London and his arrival at Madonna‘s NYC apartment building:

Guy Ritchie arrived in New York from London Monday evening amid reports of trouble in his marriage to Madonna, who is in the Big Apple rehearsing for an upcoming tour. Around 6:30 p.m. the director, who was accompanied by two bodyguards, entered the Upper West Side building where he and Madonna own an apartment. Rumors that their seven-year marriage is in trouble have been circulating for some time. Adding fuel to the talk, Ritchie, 39, and Madonna, 49, spent the weekend apart – she with their three children in New York, and him in London. Neither of them wore wedding bands. Madonna’s spokesperson, Liz Rosenberg, said, “Madonna has rarely worn a wedding band over these last six years, so there’s no secret message about that.”

And now, the A-Rod rumor: Us Weekly reports in its new issue, on newsstands tomorrow, that Madonna’s seven-year marriage to Guy Ritchie has stalled out – and the singer has been hosting late-night visits from New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez at her Central Park West apartment in New York City. A ringless and grim-faced Ritchie, 39, arrived in New York City from London yesterday after several weeks apart from his family. A source tells Us that the $28-million-a-year Rodriguez, 32, has made numerous solo nighttime visits to Madonna, 49, at her spacious home and would sneak out “as late as midnight.” Says the source, “All the doormen are talking.” Rodriguez attended Madonna’s April 30 NYC concert; the singer sat in his seats at a Yankees game on June 22 (it was the first time she ever was photographed at a Yankees game). Her son Rocco, 7, also sported Yankees gear on June 25 while playing in Central Park … Madonna has been in NYC since the venerable Times of London confirmed that she consulted the same high-profile divorce attorney who worked with Paul McCartney and Prince Charles. Meanwhile, Us confirms Ritchie has also sought legal advice from Forsters law firm in London.

To be honest, I’m surprised this rumor about Madonna creepin’ around with A-Rod didn’t spring up sooner … it usually doesn’t take this long for break-up rumors to start introducing third parties into the mix. At least it’s a positive sign that Guy and Madonna are now in the same country … same city, even! No matter what is going on between them (if anything at all) I think it is a step in the right direction that they have been reunited. It prolly won’t be long until we see pics of the two of them together in public, maybe at a romantic dinner, maybe with the kids at play. It’s funny how even if things are totally fine in a relationship between celebs they have to still go about making sure that it still appears that things are totally fine.

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