Jun 22, 2008
Hot Dude Of The Week: Jake
Weekend Hotness

It’s that time again … time to gawk and gander at the Hot Dude of the Week. Earlier this week we got an eyeful of David Beckham‘s bulge in the first two pics from the 2008 Armani Underwear Fall/Winter ad campaign but I’m of the mind that one can never have too much bulge in their life (so long as it’s the right kind of bulge … ie. in a hot man’s undies). And so, today we get to enjoy a photo of Hot Dude Jake proudly showing off a bulge of his own:


Okay … so he’s not David Beckham but you know what, that’s ok. Jake deffo has a hawtness of his own that may even rival that of our dear Becks. Even tho not all bulges are created equal, I think it’s perfectly fine to enjoy bulges of all shapes and sizes. It’s only when all bulges are treated with the same respect and afforded the same rights as any other that we can truly be free. I will continue to feature different bulges of all shapes and sizes in the fight for bulge-equality. It’s a tough job but someone has to do it.

[Photo credit: All American Guys]

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8 Comments. Add Yours

  1. BuddhaKitty says:

    goooooood lawd he got a package-and-a-half on him

  2. Nicola says:

    How many times did you just say Bulge?

  3. Jessica says:

    Jake = bulgetastic

  4. Brandy says:

    OMG! I saw David Beckam today at Shutters in Santa Monica…i definitely took a picture with my phone. where do i send it?

  5. Kristy says:

    He looks like he either just smelled something foul or someone just broke his heart. Have some facial control man!

  6. Sam says:

    OMG, I feel like a sexual predator! Besides his killer muscles, he has the face of a 13 year old.

  7. Haizel says:

    gross, lol
    as woman i don’t know how a gay guy or anybody can find this appealing
    i mean, is it the muscle meat? the proportions?

    i would’ve like it more if had more clothes on, to me that would’ve been sexier
    and i agree with Sam on him having a 13yo face, sheesh!

  8. meili says:

    OMG!
    Can I see his penis??

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