The weather has really been heating up here in the greater Los Angeles area but it appears that things are hotter still a bit further up the coast in Malibu, CA … where Brody Jenner was snapped enjoying a day at the beach yesterday, showing off his glistening muscles in the bright California sun … behold:

Damn those cargo shorts! A pox on them! A pox I say! At least he got rid of that effing fug ass bracelet. Sorry, let me compose myself … anyways, I love that Brody is taking up the mantle of ensuring that the hotness be broughten as the summer heats up. Since we can no longer rely on guys like Matthew McConaughey, Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Phillippe to strip down with any relative frequency any more, I salute Brody for picking up their slack. I suppose I should make mention that Brody wasn’t alone at the beach yesterday … he had some help from a special friend who was on hand to help rub sunscreen all over his nekkid torso …

… unfortch, it wasn’t Frankie Delgado (Brody‘s BFF and #1 wingman) who was doing the rubbing, it was Brody‘s girlfriend Cora Skinner doing the deed:

Yeah, raise your hand if you hate her a little bit right now, too. I keed, I keed … she’s a lucky gal to have finagled her way into Brody‘s bed heart. I guess we’ll see if she’s woman enough to endure Brody‘s new venture to find a new male friend to have a Bromance with. Homegirl better rub for dear life … Brody‘s bros are on the way, especially after these photos start to make the rounds.

[Photo credit: X17]