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The industrious folks who put out the fun viral videos for the upcoming Batman sequel The Dark Knight have unleashed a new short clip for our online viewing fun:

The clip is a teensy bit spoilery but you really can’t see anything. If you do “see” something and get what is implied from the video then you prolly already know enough about what is going to happen in the movie to not be spoiled. We are just about 1 month away from the movie’s release but I suspect that we still have more viral fun to come from the Batman folks.

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Holy Shizz! The day I dreamed would come is nearly upon us … and I didn’t even know it until just this morning. Giorgio Armani has announced that a new round of David Beckham for Armani Underwear photos are going to be revealed tomorrow at 5pm PT at Macy’s in San Francisco. The new photos will follow the unveiling of a giant mural featuring an image of Becks from the new Emporio Armani Underwear advertising campaign for Autumn/Winter 2008-09. To this news I say, Thank you blessed Jebus for this wonderous bounty that is about to be bestowed upon us all:

Giorgio Armani is pleased to announce that his friend and testimonial David Beckham will unveil a giant mural featuring an image from the new Emporio Armani Underwear advertising campaign for Autumn/Winter 2008-09 on June 18th, 2008, 5pm PST at Macy’s in San Francisco. The mural overlooks an outdoor amphitheatre adjacent to Macy’s with seating for 6,000 spectators, where David Beckham will also personally meet two hundred Emporio Armani Underwear customers . The new advertising campaign was shot on Malibu beach in California, once again by renowned fashion photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, and will appear in sport, fashion and lifestyle magazines and on signature billboards in major cities such as New York, Los Angeles, London, Milan, Rome, Paris and Tokyo. The first advertising campaign featuring David Beckham, which was shot on location in Los Angeles by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, debuted with a special gatefold in the February edition of Vanity Fair USA. On this occasion the new campaign will again have its print magazine debut in the August edition of Vanity Fair USA … The new Emporio Armani Underwear advertising campaign will be featured on www.emporioarmani.com from June 23rd, 2008.

OMG, like, seriously … this is awesome news! I knew they’d end up shooting more photos of Becks in his little shorty pants but it’s been so long since the first batch of photos (all 3 of them) came out that I sorta forgot about them (blasphemy, I know). Previously (the first time around), they announced that the photos of Becks would be available online at midnight on January 1 … but the photos hit the InterWeb days beforehand and never officially made it to the Armani website until a couple of weeks into January. I suspect the same thing will happen this time around, too. I will keep my eagle eyes peeled for the release of these photos and will do my best bring the hawtness as soon as I can so we can all enjoy the pics together :) Again, I say Woot! Woot!

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Robbie Williams surfaced in Hollywood, CA last night proudly showing off a full head of hair that most men would be proud of … especially if “most men” refers solely to Donald Trump. Here are a few pics of Robbie as he made his way out of Villa nightclub, signing autographs for the throng of admirers who surrounded him:

If John Mayer was anxious trying to emulate the hairstyle of Alex P. Keaton in Family Ties, then it seems pretty clear that Robbie is prolly doing his best to duplicate The Donald‘s stylish ‘do. Despite the fact that Donald Trump has thin wisps of hair (prolly plugs) to work with, at least Robbie has a thick mane of hair to pile and comb-over on his head (not to mention the thick hair he’s got on his chest … which he is happy to show off). It’s deffo a look … not sure if it’s a good look for Robbie … but it’s a look nonetheless.

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The newly wedded Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were spotted making their way thru LAX airport earlier this week with an extra special third party making a bold appearance. Here are a few pics of Ashl33n proudly showing off their emerging baby bump as they made their way thru the terminal and thru the security checkpoint:

No word on where the happy couple was jetting off to (I’m sure they’ll pop up soon enough, maybe in NYC) but they looked pleased as pie to be showing off their little bump. I suspect Papa Joe Simpson is pleased as well … to him, that bump represents beaucoup bucks once the child is born. But despite his grossness, I am very happy for Ashl33n and the coming birth of their child.

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Woot! Woot! At 5:01 pm PT yesterday evening, California began issuing the first marriage licenses for same-sex couples making Cali the second state after Massachusetts to offer marriage equality to citizens of the United States of America. Del Martin, 87, and Phyllis Lyon, 84 were the first couple to be married in San Francisco, CA (married by the Mayor of San Francisco himself) and Robin Tyler and Diane Olson were the first couple married here in LA … here are a few pics of Robin and Diane proudly showing off their marriage license (and their lurve for one another) in Beverly Hills, CA yesterday afternoon:

California officials began issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples Monday evening after a state Supreme Court ruling legalizing the ceremonies took effect. The May 15 ruling took effect at 5:01 p.m. (8:01 p.m. ET) Monday. Gay and lesbian couples had lined up for hours outside county clerk’s offices in anticipation of the decision coming into force. Lesbian rights activists Del Martin, 87, and Phyllis Lyon, 84, were the first same-sex couple to receive a marriage license in San Francisco on Monday, with Mayor Gavin Newsom presiding over their wedding ceremony. “This is an extraordinary moment in history,” Newsom told a cheering, standing-room-only crowd at City Hall. “I think today, marriage as an institution has been strengthened.” The high-profile mayor heated up the debate on same-sex marriages in February 2004, when he ordered city officials to issue marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples. Martin and Lyon were the first to exchange wedding vows after the order, only to see the ceremony voided later. “I think it’s a wonderful day and I have to thank our mayor for most of it,” Lyon said. “I’m very happy and very grateful for all of you.” Clerks expect a much larger number of couples to show up Tuesday morning to complete marriage-license applications that replace “Bride” and “Groom” with “Partner A” and “Partner B.” The decision makes California the nation’s second state, after Massachusetts, to legalize same-sex marriage. Four other states allow civil unions … In the May 15 ruling, the California Supreme Court struck down the state’s ban on same-sex marriage as unconstitutional. The ruling surprised legal experts because the court has a conservative reputation. Six of its seven judges are Republican appointees.

And here in LA:

The era of gay marriage in California will begin today with the Beverly Hills wedding of two lesbians whose court struggle led to the lifting of the state’s ban on same-sex unions. Robin Tyler and Diane Olson, who had been repeatedly rejected at the Beverly Hills Courthouse in their requests for a marriage license, will return to the building this afternoon and become the first couple in Los Angeles County to receive a same-sex license and get married. “We’re going back to ground zero in the same-sex marriage lawsuit,” Tyler said … In a 4-3 decision, the state’s high court ruled last month that the proposition was unconstitutional because it discriminated against gays and did not provide them with equal protection under the law. Most gay couples will not be able to obtain marriage licenses until Tuesday morning, but “in recognition of their unique role in the court’s decision,” Olson and Tyler will receive their license today and be permitted to wed, according to Dean Logan, acting Los Angeles County registrar-recorder/county clerk … The onslaught of same-sex couples seeking marriage licenses is expected to begin Tuesday. In West Hollywood, a ribbon-cutting ceremony will be held at 9 a.m. at the West Hollywood Park auditorium, 647 N. San Vicente Blvd., to mark the beginning of the licenses being issued. Gay couples can then apply for licenses and get married in civil ceremonies … Unlike Massachusetts, the only other state to sanction same-sex marriages, California will allow nonresidents to wed. However, the federal government still does not sanction same-sex marriages, and the General Accounting Office has identified 1,138 federal benefits and civil marriage rights that will not be extended to gay couples.

And so it begins … our nation moves one step closer to offering marriage equality to all US citizens. While this development is a major accomplishment for civil rights in our country we are still a long way away from “truth and justice for all”. There are still 48 states that do not sanction same-sex marriage in our country and there are venomous opponents who will fight tooth and nail to stand in the way of this new freedom. Much congrats to all happy couples who are finally allowed to marry in California. I hope and pray this is just the beginning for same-sex marriage in this country. Maybe one day (hopefully soon) all citizens of the United States of America will be allowed the same rights and freedoms … we still have a ways to go … but we’re well on our way to reaching that point.

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