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Joel Madden, of Good Charlotte, updated his blog with a new post today of a picture of a wedding cake and the following information: WE DID IT!! NICOLE AND I FINALLY GOT MARRIED!! click here for the pictures!! CHECK OUT MY BLOG FOR A PICTURE OF ME AND MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDE. ALL I CAN SAY IS I AM SO VERY HAPPY…….

Which of course had me checking out his blog to find out what the hell was going on.

Shante Broadus, the wife of rapper Snoop Dogg, was arrested in Fullerton, CA early this morning (approx. 12:15AM PT) on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol. Because no bail needed for DUI arrests in Fullerton, Mrs. Dogg was released with only a citation … but not before she was mugshotted:

FULLERTON The wife of rapper Snoop Dogg was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving early this morning, police said. Shante Broadus, 32, of Sherman Oaks, was pulled over near the intersection of Highland and Orangethorpe avenues at 12:15 a.m., said Lt. Craig Brower. Police then arrested her on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol, he said. Information about her blood alcohol level or test results was not available.

Oh snap! You may recall that her hubby, the illustrious Mr. Snoop Dogg, was recently busted for illegal possession of a dangerous weapon when he walked through security at John Wayne Airport in September 2006 … he was sentenced to 160 hours of community service after pleading guilty. HMM … I guess the family that breaks the law and gets busted together, stays together.

Ugh. It’s been a rough morning/day/afternoon. I got really sidetracked with the huge error that sprung up overnight (which is why posting is so late today) and I ended up devoting much of my time today to trying to figure out what went wrong. As best as I can tell, there is a problem in the page code that may be conflicting with You Tube vids (like the one I posted last night/early this morning). It caused a fatal error for Internet Explorer users and that is unacceptable. There is also a problem of items from the right sidebar (widgets) disappearing all on their own. Fun! OY! I’m so not good with tech problems … my stress level has been thru the roof today. I anticipated that there would be tech issues (there are *always* tech issues no matter what) but I tend to freak out when they rear their ugly heads. The probs haven’t been resolved but they’re on the list of things that need to get taken care of. Again, I say UGH!

Yesterday was a great day tho … I was happily giddy that the site was functioning perfectly (well, as perfectly as it could until the little snafu early this morning) so I was ready to share my happiness with my friends. A bunch of us met up for dinner at Rumbutan in Silver Lake (after Sarah, Adriana and I did some shopping in the area beforehand). We planned on seeing The Incredible Hulk but all showings were sold out … we ended up crashing in on Steph and Alek at their place for a night of drinkin’ and talkin’. It was really very chill, very relaxing.

I’ve no idea what the plan is for today … I’m still stressin’ the tech shizz but I’m gonna try and get out and away from the computer (after I finish the day’s work) to get my mind off of things. Again, if there are things wrong with the site, let me know … I’m anxious to get the probs fixed and have the site PERFECT AGAIN as soon as possible :)

• Tim Russert‘s sudden death is explained.
• Apparently, Pabst Blue Ribbon beer does not properly treat dehydration.
• Tony Romo speaks very highly of Papa Joe Simpson.
• Michael Moore to publish his own election guide.
• British cops might get busted for violating copyright laws.
• Jon Voight joins the cast of the new season of 24.
• Yasmine Bleeth is 40, Boy George is 47, Donald Trump is 62 and Marla Gibbs is 77 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• The Real Housewives of Orange County are coming back for Season 4 … but sans two housewives.
• Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee back together again again again?

Here is this week’s batch of photos sent in by Pink is the new Blog readers — Kelly and Brian send in a pic of their newborn baby daughter Ava Sofia who was born with legs long enough to ensure she’s going to grow up to be a supermodel … little Ava wants to wish her daddy a Happy Father’s Day — Sandy sends in a pic of her little boy Ryan Cash (who was named after Ryan Adams and Johnny Cash — love it!) who recently celebrated his first birthday — Marissa sends in a pic from her cousin Cecilia‘s Bachelorette party weekend in Las Vegas, NV … Cecilia will be married on July 12 (which also happens to be my birthday) — Maaya sends in a pic from her BFF Jenn‘s recent bridesmaid’s dinner in Austin, TX — Stella sends in a pic from a recent trip with girlfriends to Disneyland where they paid a visit to the It’s Tough to be a Bug attraction — Jeana sends in a pic of all the Britneys from her recent Britney/K-Fed themed party where all the guests were asked to dress as their favorite Britney or K-Fed … check out the pink censor star over the Pink wigged Britney‘s crotch which was part of her costume:

LOOOOVE these pics! Congrats to Kelly and Brian on the birth of their new darling, birthday lurve goes out to Ryan Cash and much congrats goes out to the brides-to-be. Thank you all so much for sending in your amazing photos … they are a delight to post on the blog … and make sure you keep ‘em coming!!!

Lance Armstrong squeezed his biz back inside his tight little spandex shorts and got back on his bike to raise money for cancer research in Toronto, Canada today. Here are a couple pics of Lance from today’s ride that made its way thru parts of Canada earlier today:

The seven time Tour de France winner and cancer survivor will be cycling the back roads of the [Waterloo] region along about 40 select riders. Those riders will be paying for the privilege. The registration fee is $1,500 and participants need to raise at least $25,000. RIM co-CEO Jim Balsillie is one of them, he’s raised 35-thousand in pledges already. Ian Cook of Cook Homes will also be riding along. He tells 570 News, he decided to join because it’s a good cause and a rare opportunity. Today’s event will benefit the Grand River Regional Cancer Centre and the Odette Cancer Centre at Toronto’s Sunnybrook hospital.

I had forgotten how well Lance fills out those spandex tighties … it’s been ages since I’ve seen him on top of anything other than Kate Hudson. Remember the summer that the Trifecta comprised of Lance Armstrong, Jake Gyllenhaal and Matthew McConaughey spent so much time in spandex outfits, going for bike rides all over SoCal, raisin’ hell along the way? Ahh … those were some good times. Now, Matthew can’t even be bothered to work-out shirtless anymore, Jake will no longer dream of scratching his butt without Reese Witherspoon‘s approval and Lance, well, at least Lance is back in the spandex … and for such a good cause! I can see how it’s totally worth donating $1,500 bucks for cancer research just to ride with Lance Armstrong. Good for him for using his spandex for such a good cause.

The amazing musician M.I.A. performed on Day 2 of the 2008 Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival in Manchester, TN yesterday … and announced that it was her “last gig”. Uh, yeah. When I first read the report from The New York Times, I assumed that M.I.A. meant this was her last US show or her last show on this tour. Upon a closer reading of this report, it now appears that M.I.A. was announcing to the world that she is retiring from performing. Here are a few pics from her supposed “last show”:

“This is my last show,” the rapper M.I.A. announced from the stage of That Tent, “and I’m glad I’m spending it with all my hippies.” If, as she announced at least three times, it was M.I.A.’s last gig ever, she went out with a boom. The seismic riffs of her songs, which sound like they’re made on the world’s cheapest equipment, puffed bass notes at everyone’s chest, and M.I.A. was all of her interlocking selves: fighter, lover, immigrant, instigator, party girl. Wearing an outfit that included shiny streamers as tails, she shook every part of her body sooner or later, yelping her hooks and spitting out her rhymes, dense with allusions and snappy enough for slogans. She brought “girls” and then “boys” onstage, surrounding herself with happy dancers, and brought the Nigerian rapper African Boy onstage for her encores, rapping about how immigrants have to hustle. For her finale, “Paper Planes,” the audience that spilled far outside the tent pumped fists happily at the gunshot sounds that are also one of the song’s hooks. “Thanks for coming to my last gig,” she said, amid noise that continued well after she was gone.

Now, I simply refuse to believe that yesterday’s performance at Bonnaroo was M.I.A.‘s final performance ever — whether I’m in denial or part of me just can’t believe that she would stop putting on the live performances that she seems to love so much, I just refuse to accept it. That being said … if she really did just peace out on live performances, I PRAY that doesn’t mean that she will stop making music altogether … cuz, I’ll just flip my shizz. M.I.A. has to be one of the most electric and inventive music makers around right now and it would be a travesty if she stopped making music after only 2 albums. I’m hoping that she was either just playing around yesterday or she misspoke. Time will tell if M.I.A. the musician is really dunzo for good … I hope she was just messin’ around.

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Here are a few photos that were snapped, presumably, on the set of Lindsay Lohan‘s new movie Labor Pains (currently filming in cities all over The Valley here in SoCal) which feature a new book that will either really be “released” in the film or, as a better guess, will be used in a dream sequence in the film … check it out:

Heh … looks cute. I’m really hoping that this new movie is a return to Lindsay‘s comedic form (a la Mean Girls) and doesn’t turn out to be another lemon (like pretty much every movie she’s made since Mean Girls). I have faith that Linds has more hits up her sleeve … I just want her to start unleashing them before folks stop caring.

Cast members of the Broadway hit musical Xanadu performed a medley of songs from the show yesterday morning live on air for the CBS Early Show in order to show folks who may not have seen the show yet just how amazing the show is … here are a few pics from the cast’s performance:

If you are one of the unlucky folks who have yet to see the show or may have missed seeing the performance yesterday morning you can click HERE to see what you’ve been missing. Xandu is deffo my pick for the Best Musical of the Year award at this year’s Tony Awards (which air on CBS tomorrow night at 8pm) so I’ve got all my fingers and toes crossed for them. Check out the vid … even absent all of Cheyenne Jackson‘s insane hawtness, there is a lot to appreciate in the fun clip.

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While Kevin Federline made his way to Las Vegas to receive a Father of the Year award from Privé nightclub, Britney Spears (who also made her way to Sin City this weekend) spent her time in town relaxing with her father, Papa Jamie Spears, in celebration of Father’s Day. Even tho Brit Brit and K-Fed are both in Las Vegas this weekend, I suspect that never the twain shall meet:

Although Britney Spears and Kevin Federline were in Las Vegas on Friday, the former couple managed to navigate the social scene without running into each other. While Spears, 26, relaxed and sipped water in a cabana at the Cinevegas party at the Palms Place, Federline drank Jack Daniels at Strip House only a few miles away. And while Spears’s night ended early, her ex kept the party going past 3 a.m. at Prive Las Vegas, where he was honored as “Father of the Year” … Spears, celebrating Father’s Day weekend with her dad Jamie, ate fresh fruit and sunned herself for three hours Friday at the newly opened Palms Place pool. Later, she began her night with a low-key dinner with a friend and a member of her security staff at the Palms restaurant Nove, where she feasted on an artichoke dish. After donning a short black cocktail dress, the singer attended the Cinevegas party with her father, Palms hotel owner George Maloof and his business associate Jon Gray. In a private cabana, Spears showed little emotion as she sipped water and chatted with her group for two hours. Spears is reportedly staying the weekend in Las Vegas, while Federline is expected to head back to Los Angeles on Saturday to spend Father’s Day with his children, including his sons with Spears, Preston, 2, and Jayden, 1.

Well, I guess Spederline prolly thought it best that they enjoy separate weekends despite the fact that they are both in Vegas at the same time. I’m not sure what the relationship is between Britney and Kevin at this point in their lives (they rarely see each other in person, the kids get handed off between parents by way of bodyguards and nannies). I would imagine that they are friendly but it looks like they aren’t friendly enough to enjoy one another’s company while on vacation. Meh, as long as Britters is enjoying herself with her father and K-Fed is happy with his trophy … that’s all that really matters.

[Photo credit: X17, Source]