Other celebs may be gettin’ hitched left and right all over Hollywood but don’t plan on any nuptials for Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake anytime soon … if ever. According to JT’s BFF and biz partner, Trace Ayala, Justica ain’t planning on heading down the aisle in the foreseeable future:

Justin Timberlake’s BFF (and business partner) Trace Ayala doesn’t expect the singer and Jessica Biel to walk down the aisle anytime soon. Asked if he sees wedding bells in their future, he said, “I hope so. To be honest, I don’t see them in the future, but I hope so. I really do.” He spoke to reporters Wednesday at the Hollywood premiere of Timberlake’s new comedy The Love Guru about what makes their relationship work. “It is not just her, it is also him when he is with her — it is awesome,” he said. “They are just awesome together. She is just a great girl.”

HMM … It makes sense to me that JT would want to deffo keep his options open for a very long time before settling down to marry one woman. My question is, did Jessica Biel know this before she heard about it in US Weekly? It’s interesting that Trace used the words “I don’t see them in the future” … does that mean that he doesn’t see wedding bells or he doesn’t see the couple together? Maybe Jess should have a little chat with Trace to find out what else he knows. [Photo credit: X17, Source]

Life and Style magazine is reporting that Michael Jackson is teaming up with Christian Audigier to collaborate and design a new line of clothing together … cuz, you know, Christian Audigier’s usual designs aren’t quite gaudy enough:

Michael Jackson, 49, whose unique fashion sense ranges from sequined gloves to surgical masks, is working on a new clothing line with Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier. “It’s still in the developing stages, but it’s going to be big,” an insider tells Life & Style. “This will be a major comeback for Michael. He’s dedicating a lot of his time and money to this venture.”

Dear Gods, this line of clothing will be absolutely and gloriously hideous! I must admit, there are some Ed Hardy and Christian Audigier designs that I *kinda* like … not all of it, but some of the stuff is kitschy enough to look good … but I’m not counting on anything from the Michael Jackson collection to fall into this category. Alls I know is that they better be bringing back the sequined glove — at least! 80’s retro is so hot right now (as you may have noticed with all the neon stuff popping up everywhere), I think it’s time to rock the sequined glove and red leather jacket covered in zippers again … who’s with me? Cuz, if no one else is with me, then I’ll be the only fool wearing this shizz … me and Michael Jackson ;) [Source]

After hitting a speed bump or two, Mama Lynne Spears’s tell-all memoir (which was put on hold almost immediately after it was announced for publication) is now back on track for a Fall release. Entitled Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World, Lynne’s new book will tell her side of the story of raising her famous daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn. Hmmmm:

Lynne Spears’s memoir about raising her famous daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn will be released this fall, the publisher confirms to PEOPLE. “When Jamie Lynn got pregnant, it was put on hold,” says a spokesman for Thomas Nelson, which publishes inspirational books and Bibles. “Lynne never stopped working on it because she wants to express her love for her children and tell their stories through a mother’s eyes.” Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World” is likely to be released in September, says the spokesman. Spears’s manuscript “will not be a parenting book,” he says. “It’s her story of what it was like being a mom and raising two very famous people. It’s a memoir.”

I dunno about this. The book may have been put on hold when news of Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy broke earlier this year but I recall that Britney was never too keen on her mother writing a book about their family private life. I would hate for Lynne to jeopardize all the progress she has made healing the rift with her daughter just so that she can release a tell-all book. Something about this whole thing just rubs me the wrong way. I suppose the book could be an uplifting and totally positive fluff piece completely devoid of any salacious and/or disparaging content … but I suspect the publishers are very interested in selling books, and the salacious sells. I guess we’ll have to wait and see how much of her daughters Lynne Spears is willing to monetize in order to sell some books. [Source]

Amy Winehouse is, apparently, taking her bee hive lurve to new heights … like, literally. For some reason, Amy’s old bee hive hair’do ain’t quite up to snuff any longer … so it appears that an upgrade was in order, behold:

Now, I’ve heard of women going from b-cups to d-cups but I guess in Amy’s case, she’d look a bit ridic with d-cups. I’m not sure what brought about this inspired new look for our dear Amy (maybe she just was confused and accidentally wore two bee hive weaves at once?) but at least we can always count on her for a good chuckle … chortle, even. Sure, this massive new hair’do may look a’ight early in the day … lessee how it maintains in the wee hours of the morning.

The entire Beckham brood spent part of their Wednesday afternoon chillin’ at the Happiest Place on Earth. Becks and Vicki B. packed up the kiddies (Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz) and made their way down to Anaheim, CA for a family day visit to Disneyland! While this information isn’t all that Earth-shattering, I think many of y’all will be very surprised to know that VB, Posh Spice herself, not only dressed down and hit the park in a pair of baggy jeans … but she also decided to wear flat shoes — flip-flops, y’all! Here are a few pics of the fam making their way thru (what looks to be) Adventureland at Disney:

I love it! I can’t believe it, but I love it. Now, I have no idea where she got that outfit from (my guess is that she borrowed it from one of her many, many servants [possibly, the gardener]) but I totally dig that she’s able to dress down and go casual every once in a while … er, well, every once. I’d be surprised if we ever saw her in this outfit every again tho (it’s prolly been burned already) so enjoy it while you can :) [Source]