Giorgio Armani Brings The Sexy To St. Bart’s

Speedos never go out of style

Fashion designer Giorgio Armani was snapped sunnin’ his buns (and other things) while on holiday in St. Bart’s this week. As you may recall, Daniel Craig and friends were also spotted in St. Bart’s recently but they had the decency to leave the speedo-wearin’ to the pros … the pros like Armani:


You gotta give the old dude props for deigning to be seen in public while wearing so little clothing. In fact, Armani will not go to the beach without his little speedo trunks. Year after year, no matter how old and withered he gets … he still wears the speedo. You have to admire his tenacity … even if the rest of him leaves much to be desired. You do your thang, Giorgio … sexy can be a state of mind … especially when it’s not as readily apparent to the naked eye.

[Photo credit: X17]

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  1. kittycatastrophe

    I suppose that if I were in my 60s or 70s I would think that he was a hot piece, but as I am not in that demographic….I just….I can’t.

  2. JJ

    Sorry, Trent, but sexy is NOT a state of mind! Lol!

  3. Cherrylips

    Unless you’re Michael Phelps no one should ever wear speedos

  4. Amy

    I personally am not a fan of Speedos. but at 74 he looks better than most of the men I see wearing them. I say go for it!

  5. Paz

    i agree amy. it’s funny, i was in brazil a couple of years ago where most of the guys wear speedos, and my guy friend looked dumb in his board shorts compared to them.

    for his age, giorgio armani looks damn good. if you’ve got it, flaunt it!

  6. Ashley

    AGH! My EYES!

  7. gio

    In great shape, which is why Americans should do the Mediterranean diet., and burn down the McDonald heathen temples of flab, goodwill & girth.

  8. Mari

    I think he looks great for his age! I have seen him in person too and he is a great looking man.

  9. JonJon

    I think he looks great for his age! I mean comon, at that age?? Give the man some props for having the balls to show his balls.

  10. I love it when someone calls a man beyotch. LOVE IT! I like his white hair and brown body. In photo #2, it looks like he might be concerned with lack of muscle tone. Who cares, Giorgio. Your wallet’s muscle makes up for it.

  11. Don

    These speedos were quite common in europe till the mid 90s or so….

  12. I don’t think he looks that bad really.

  13. gokarm

    Armani is a sexy sexy man. The sparkle in his eyes is so utterly enchanting and honestly, he’d look just ridiculous in more clothes on the beach. Can you imagine, ARMANI in Abercrombie shorts? Gawd.

  14. Val

    All things considered, he doesn’t look 1/2 bad.

    I’ve seen younger & older men look like hell in a speedo. He really looks ok.

  15. Taylor

    It’s obvious that anyone over 30 should be shot. Old age is not allowed by the superficial arbeiters of all things HOT.

  16. Taylor

    Yes, before anyone points it out…I know. I have one too many e’s in Arbiter.

  17. PixieBassline

    he looks better than donnatella versace

  18. Jack Kough

    you snarky bitch let’s see how you look at 60… i’m sure your sorry ass will be more saggy than his

  19. he looks good, given his age! i mean, my dad could NEVER (never ever ever ever ever ever a million times infinity) wear a speedo on the beach, so props to armani!

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